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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Good For A Muslim Lady To Marry A Christian by illicit(m): 2:55pm On Nov 30, 2013
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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Good For A Muslim Lady To Marry A Christian by illicit(m): 2:55pm On Nov 30, 2013
Perfecter4real: i guess these were the same lies you told her,,,i pity the poor girl,after two years of marriage..u will go & marry one of ur muslim sister then you & ur family members will start calling ur first wife all kinds of names,like unbeliver... I reside in the north,so i knw all the tricks you guys play on naive Christian girls
my family are not even muslims, u shd av asked for clearance, my being a muslim doesnt necesarilly mean i will want another wife later, and if i do that has nothing to do with the love i have for her, is anything wrong with having two wives? or more? provided i can cater for them financially and emotionally?
moreso i know muslims with just one wife, and what makes u think its only muslims that are polygamous, being a xtian doesnt guarantee that i wont marry another wife later even if our church or court wedding took place in heaven and God or Jesus officiated, i knw xtians with multiple wives, i know a gal who is a biologigal child to a catholic priest, u get?
Besides my parents are not musims although my mum came from a muslim family, her father is a chief imam infact he brought the religion to their hometown singlehandedly but he married my mum off to a xtian.... The world is big enuf
if u ever had a female relative who isnt getting younger and finding it difficult to get a husband, you will wish all men should be forced to have two wives....
Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by illicit(m): 1:03pm On Nov 30, 2013
yea i knw agbotikuyo, be merry at the tale or sound of death street
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m):
devour129: thank you for explaining ! is the high worth the risk ? i mean side effects ?
yea, why not, but when u feel u dont like the effects then u have to stop, it isnt addictive, I am a regular smoker, but I havent seen it for 3months now and I dont feel yippy but ama light it as soon as I set my eyes on one
its safer than cigarettes, doesnt cause cancer, in fact it heals.... But generally too much of everything is bad I think u knw
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m): 10:29am On Nov 30, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lwwwwwwkmdddd!!!!!!!!!! Ganjah!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
do u smoke?
Health › Re: Thread For Weed Smokers. by illicit(m): 10:19am On Nov 30, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmao! Word!!!
ID do u smoke?
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m): 10:17am On Nov 30, 2013
now rayvene, thats some real mad shit.... Lmao
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m): 10:13am On Nov 30, 2013
IykeWest: Am definitely gonna smoke and eat weed before this year end,probably cook or put it in dah family meal and video them doing shit,nd me lafin mah assz off! smiley
guy it wud be better if u dont do dat, some peoples brain dont have the capacity to control weed, why not try it first uresf and know howfar, weed is medicinal but dangerous if u cant control it, now u dont want an insane relative, what u want to do is same as poisoning... Dont do dat
and smoking weed is better than chewing, chewing is dangerous to a first timer, just smoke it and feel alright....
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m): 10:10am On Nov 30, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I think SK is still weed; but made from the dried flower of the weed-plant alone; that's why it still has a bit of the weed smell; but lighter. Its more potent than the normal weed.[/quote]its still the same specie but from a different plant, just like we have different types of beans, some are sweet, some just have d routine beans taste, SK differs to weed but they are relatives
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m):
devour129: Please whats SK ?
SK is short for Skunk, its another type of weed, its mainly imported, its stronger, the scent is nicer than marijuana but its very powerful and a bit expensive than ordinary weed.... U wanna try?
Family › Re: Rest In Peace Vivianc. by illicit(m): 9:54am On Nov 30, 2013
RIP
Health › Re: Thread For Weed Smokers. by illicit(m):
DONT DO CHEMICALS LIKE HEROINE, COCAINE, REPHNOL, CODEINE, U WILL END UP LIKE MAJEK!
WEED IS NATURAL AND MEDICINAL, ITS GODS GIFT TO MAN!!!
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m):
first of all, contrary to some's believe, weed isnt addictive and its way safer than cigarretes
I take weed on a regular and i dont have any crazy experience but my first time of chewing raw weed, man this shi.t wasnt dried enough and i ate it at my friends place then I went home, had a shower.....
The following happened
after my bath I was at the sitting room woth my mum and sister watching a funny yoruba movie, suddenly I noticed that when we all laffed, im always d last to stop and am even laffing at not so funny details, my sister is been peeking at me although she suspect notin, then I realised I was too big for the couch am sitting in, am feeling like am 6 times my usual size, and am hearing some eerie noises, I knew what it was so I went into my room and looked in the mirror, eh? Have u ever seen ursef? I mean like u lookin at another person, that was what I saw, i saw mysef as anoda person in my room, thats what the mirror showed me...... My eyes were puffy, very red and almost closed, i knew I was in today, to avoid trouble and get medication I have to leave home, cos my folks must not know about it, so I began this journey back to my friends place, man it wasnt funny, on the way I kept walking like running, I keep hearing voices telling me to run faster, I noticed people were staring at me and some were stepping out of my way, I feel like the sky is coming down on me and a whirlwind wants to swallow me, a voice tells me to shoutout for help, but i quickly checked that, although it wasnt easy to, I got to my friends place at last, he was outside with my other friends and on seeing me they realised and figured out whats wrong..... I didnt tell them anything, they just took me in immediately, bought a lot of garri and kulikuli, epa, milk and sugar with very chilled water for me, fed me, laid me down turned d fan on, covered me with a big duvet, removed my belt and locked the room..... They come in intervals to check on me and they told me afterwards that I kept repaeating obscene words and kept calling for my mom, that they shd help me call my mom to pray for me that am gone crazy...... I actually tot that was it, I tot I had gone loco but thank goodness am back, and weed is my very good comrade now, i have learnt to master it......
Let me add that i kept remembering long forgotten scenes from my childhood, the road i ve passed when i was sent on errand, rooms that i ve been into as a kid, the clothes i do wear, silly meaningless details, u will hear the most minute sound..... It was crazy, it took me some 4days to become fully recovered and functional
Thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Good For A Muslim Lady To Marry A Christian by illicit(m):
Why not? Religious people are just so shortsighted, my children can take any religion they wish.......
Love supercedes tribe, religion or class, love is what matters, the bible said love ur neighbours and i knw muslims who married xtian wives, its an impossibility for the whole world to worship the same God, so we got to intermarry
I know muslims with just one wife, and what makes u think its only muslims that are polygamous, being a xtian doesnt guarantee that u wont marry another wife later even if your church or court wedding took place in heaven and Jesus officiated, i knw xtians with multiple wifes, i know a gal who is a biologigal child to a catholic priest, u get?
Besides my parents are not musims although my mum came from a muslim family, her father is a chief imam infact he brought the religion to their town singlehandedly but he married her off to a xtian.... The world is big enuf
Romance › Re: Guys, How Many Times Do You Get 'hit On' In A Year? by illicit(m): 5:42pm On Nov 29, 2013
anytime am in a brothel...... All the ladies say hiiiiiii
and dats some hit
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have Fun by illicit(m): 9:45am On Nov 29, 2013
again and again, this kinda thread keeps coming up, same ol'shit, just a newer version, like Blackberry fones
Jokes Etc › Re: My Most Embarrassing Moment by illicit(m): 9:37am On Nov 29, 2013
WTF! i rebuke familiar spirits in jesus name
Jokes Etc › Re: He Loves Me, He Wants To Marry Me by illicit(m): 9:29am On Nov 29, 2013
btw, thats a beautiful design on the camry...... I love that, will like to get that for my eve
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Drain.. Answer And Smile Out Loud by illicit(m): 9:26am On Nov 29, 2013
u are a pervert and a thief...... Daz all
Jokes Etc › Re: Did U Know Dat Ur Shoe Size Can Tell U Ur Age?check It Out.. by illicit(m): 9:24am On Nov 29, 2013
this is pur manipulation, i already provided u my shoe size and my year of birth, why wont u come up with some bizzare figugres and arithmetics, if u want to thrill me, i will give u just my shoe size den u figure out the other.... Thats what they call trick
Sports › Re: Kano Pillars 0-2 Enyimba - Super Cup Final Full Time by illicit(m): 7:33am On Nov 29, 2013
Evestar200: See Enyimba club motor look like a taxi,,,,kikikikikikikiki and Warri Wolves Fans warn them nt to bring that motor to their stadium again and Enyimba fans told warri wolves fans to exchange it with their own.
LMAO!!!
Politics › Re: National Identity Card To Become ATM, Travel Card by illicit(m): 7:00am On Nov 29, 2013
thats what my sch card looks like UNILORIN, it also serves as an atm card, its multifunctional sha
Sports › Re: Kano Pillars 0-2 Enyimba - Super Cup Final Full Time by illicit(m): 4:46pm On Nov 28, 2013
hmmmmmm wish im there.
Car Talk › Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by illicit(m): 4:44pm On Nov 28, 2013
WETIN LAWYERS DEY DO SEF?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Facts About TASUED And Its Students. by illicit(m): 2:57pm On Nov 28, 2013
thisisayus: Yeah, bt my wife dey ur skl and I'll sonn come dr for my masters
really? U welcome then
Culture › Re: Do We Have A Tipping Culture In Nigeria? by illicit(m): 2:47pm On Nov 28, 2013
wen u send a child on an errand, its expected of u to tip him, we expect big brodas back den to leave their change with us....... Thats tipping
Culture › Re: Who Is Superior Between Alaafin Of Oyo And The Ooni Of Ife??? by illicit(m): 2:27pm On Nov 28, 2013
Ooni ife is a symbolic king of yoruba culture, the spiritual head of all yorubas worldwide being a direct desendant of Oduduwa himself, but when it comes to power, that is Alaafin, Alaafin in history conquered most of yoruba land including ife and they pay him dues, i dont know how to really put this but Ooni ife is the king of all yoruba kings since they all claim to get their rights and crown from ife, they all claim to be oduduwa descendants one way or the other, while Alaafin is the biggest and the most powerful king among all yoruba kings right from history till now, cant say who is number one officially. But remember Ooni is the spiritual head of all yorubas, both kings, men and women.
Culture › Re: How Do You Say Good Morning In Your Language? by illicit(m): 2:18pm On Nov 28, 2013
eku aaro/eku idaji
general yoruba
Culture › Re: Whats Your Native Name And Its Meaning. by illicit(m): 2:15pm On Nov 28, 2013
Temitope....... No direct meaning in english unless u want it long but to cut it short it roughly translates to i am grateful, or i should give thanks
Sports › Re: Kano Pillars 0-2 Enyimba - Super Cup Final Full Time by illicit(m): 2:08pm On Nov 28, 2013
Evestar200: yes i will
really? Just thinking u will be at work then

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