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kandiikane: Hi there.

There was a beauty contest in july for both males and females. The polls were rigged so we decided to hold another one in a few months time with written votes.

guess i wasnt around den, ok no p, we gon keep our fingers crossed, but pls can u feed me on d details as per how d previous one went down, wat were d criterias and how did it go?

yes, i sch in ife, am following u, will pm u.
do u mind?

Nlanders i knw this might sound a bit awkward, but since most of us anonymous nlanders are always bragging about their beauty or ugliness one way or the other, i think maybe we shd organise an online contest then (dont ask me how, it can be done if we put heads together)
pls d fashion mods shd take dis issue up.

ajibel(ajibole)
booqee( even tho she no funny o)
mikuz
mogul.o
daniluv
i like booqee but she too dey temperamental!

yes, i like yellow n pink on gals, but i wear whites personally.
are u a student?

yes,
can we hangout?

jayriginal: It makes no difference as the result is the same. Lets use your modification.

Question : Do you believe there is a god ?

Atheist : No. (Very clear and direct).

Agnostic: Maybe (just trying to avoid saying no, which is where the joke about having balls comes into play). The truth is, there is no halfway between belief. You either do or you dont. The "maybe" answer is actually a no, but sounds non commital. You cannot maybe believe or maybe not. Saying you dont believe there is a god is not the same thing as saying you believe there is no god.



Lol

u dont seem to get the issue with us, the issue is wether there is a god or not, he remains to bhe known, and since he aint yet known we dont care if there is a god or not, thats why we give u d maybe answer.

jayriginal: To test for atheism only one question is necessary; "Do you believe in god ?". The rest na jara.

So, would you say an agnostic believes in god?

this is it, whats ur definition of god? i dont belive in all d god been preached around me, if theres a god dat i wud beliv in, i havent heard about him/her, simply put.

jayriginal: An agnostic is an atheist.

An agnostic does not believe in god.

As LogicBoy jokingly put it, an agnostic is an atheist without b[i]a[/i]lls.

you are not completely right, an agnostic is simply not concerned about Gods existence or non existence, we believe in wat we can see, and if u cant be seen then piss off, we dont give a damn.

NO
are u an alien?

hmmm No.... not really
do u think we need a Mr/Miss Nairaland beauty paegaent?

yes
can i have ur number?

no, are u an albino?

yes, are u doin it well?
do u want me n vicky to teach u how to do it better?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]pm me[/quote]ok dear.

oruchechuks: no.
Do u want to gv birth to one?

no i will pass.
u knw wat i mean by shim?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]awee ask her if she needz it and then get back to yhu[/quote]Wagbayi omo to jasi #understanding matters#

wat she needs now is a friendship dats real, dat may later blossom to sometin big, but for now u are in d best position to help her most cos u know her and a witness to how her past dates went, u need to stay by her, advice her not to rush tins and better still u can give her my number, if u knw wat i mean.

Chidex2442: No! Bt du u knw dat i luv u?

no idont knw about wetin knw concern me o!
but do u knw that Bright is a shim?

honey am gud, feel like hearin ur voice.

As for me back then i was looking for a job, and a friend introduced me to NL, first i was a visitor am always viewing the jokes section # damn dat section rocks back then# Efemena, Studio, efulefu and element etc were d jokers i was always watchin out for, dat chic efemena is comedy allover, she is d reason i actually decide to sign up, but studio got kicked out by a moderator or so i hear..... anyways its been fun.... fellas can u share ur own story?

pearly dear, hw u today?

@OP u fall my hand o, u spent 4 months bla bla bla.... so wat?
u av bread n u happy, no be person get d bakery?
wetin u wan make seun come talk?

swtchicgurl: is this english?

no, its kwale.....