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pistol: So awolowo was begging an igbo man 4 his life.

He was later released only for him to accept the minister of finance position given to him by the hausas that he is trying to paint black here.

And used that position to starve 2 million biafrans to death..

Whom is he trying to fool here.?

D sage indeed

its like u dont understand the arts of war, awo was a minister under a millitary govt, if he provide food for the biafrans which were actually nigerians, ojukwus soldiers hijacked this food and nourish themselves with it, okay if 2 million ibos died of hunger, is any one of them from ojukwus household? Thinka bout this and know where to direct ur blames.

Slicqy prizzy: Few ppl lyk moi

moi will come to u wereva u are to get my share or ur bday tinz o.

[quote author=Mr..Cork] its my human right to shaaapiing anyone![/quote]isntit it my huwoman write to talkin anytin i wanted to too? Answering me and if u knew say that u no having some answerings for me, u have better sharaaaapined urself, thanked u.

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Sharaaaaap... is that bad grammer? [/quote]mr mans why should u sharaaaaping me?

Slicqy prizzy: fear? I no go fear oo.it shud b da oda way round,dat is u'll rada fear.believe me i'm mor dan dangerous

dangerous? Dats a relevant word to me o, are u for real, HBD LLNP where d party at?

habayommy: Does yous even went to primary schooling at alls ...why can you said
the plural for English is englishes. When your chicha is taughting you then you was played in classes abi, now saw how u are spoking Kobo Ramah engrish. wells let me corrected you as a good woman beans. the corrects plural for English na Engliches. Thanks you

bush people like u, u cant fit speaken goods englishe, i thinking i knowed u before before, it couldnt musnt be u, all this ur tutorialing, u cant must be serious.

dark room, silcqy me n u alone, u go fear fear

Slicqy prizzy: away wit u b-tch. iiyyyyyyyyyyyyy

iyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i dont know what to say o

Slicqy prizzy: bed iz gonna b on faya.ma boo will b arivin' 2nite

2nite is ur nite then! I wish u a lot of climax!

delibarate..... Nice one, ok can u deliberately give me ur phone number?

creativity is the idea

instance is very difficult to start a sentence with..... Ok drinkard is wrong, i accepted but slicqy , tell me u neva mistype before?

discard ur pc, girl, and get a dictionary.

brew, hmmm brew, reminds me of beer, u see our use of words speaks who we are, scuse me, are u a drinkard?

everying once of peoples were just to be posting badful anglais, evens you?

chick? As in day old chicken?
Dats d correct grammatical expression, my friend!

reside wherever u want, americana, this is nairaland n we dont give a Bleep!

booqee: New bin??
Bin gbagbo??
Mr bin, did u division urself into twice? Cos I seen u here, i seen u there?? Are u a twice person?

hahaha RWKMDPP
raf won kili me die pata pata

pd piper pippen: Mohammed is a devil so uis is d god of muslims, ur god tells u to kill pple shame on u all

have u ever read about how ur so called christain God ordered the israelites in the old testament to treat their fello humans like the moabites, infact all the canaanites who dont share their faith, ANNIHILATION This might be vengeance or just history been replayed, they get bombed in churches, let their god save dem.

Ajibel: wetin concern me n my forefathers with literacy

i fear o, so una still dey stone age? No wonder.

[quote author=The_Matrix]At the site of their new home, a rich couple were inspecting the progress of work done when one bricklayer ran up to the wife and greeted her in a very intimate and familiar way: "haaa Rosa my darling Rosa, e don tey o! see as you don fresh you don forget me finish, see as you come fine dey chop money..." he continued
The husband, now smiling but surprisingly not angry said to the wife "You see d kine people wey you been dey friend? thank God say i marry u, If not, you would have been a bricklayers wife by now "
The wife simply smiled back and retorted: "for where, na you suppose thank God say you marry person like me, if not, na you suppose be that brick layer" [/quote]sorry wen are u goin to include d joke?

wen i was a kid my parents say i will grow short if i use an umbrella inside d house. Today am 5ft7.
They say u r invitin scorpions inside d house if u eat sugarcane inside ur sitting room.
They obviously know wat we do at our mummy and daddy plays, so i was warned dat dat kind of play kills.

chimuchi: [size=28pt]my parents never told me lies. they gave good examples.[/size]

why are u deceiving us, are we ur children, save dis lie for ur children ok?

chimuchi: [size=28pt]my parents never told me lies. they gave good examples.[/size]

ok, but why are u deceiving us, are we ur children, tell ur children ok?

Ajibel: Wetin concern dry jokes, concerns Ajibel

wetin concern ajibel wit common sense!

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Triangular Head like my dads![/quote]your drug don finish?

[quote author=MOGUL.O]illicit! sometimes you amaze me oooooo!

What a dry story ( Not even a joke)[/quote]well ur brain dry nw! Smh

na dis one, lagosians dey call O P O N U joke!
Gbam!

One day i took a gal (booqee) to one eatery wit her two brothers ajibole(ajibel) and mikuz, on gettin there i ask what she wants at which she replied
"tell them to give me fowl" (she meant Chicken)....... lol me and her brothers cant stop laughing....... Rotflmao
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Then ajibel dropped d bomb! He said olodo see ur mouth, shay na fowl dem dey call am? Abi BROILER!
Gbam! I fainted!

mikuz: @op please this is jokes section and not madness section!
Read my yoke
https://www.nairaland.com/961476/dana-plane-crash-yoke-hehehe

God catch u today!

MuhMubRaj: I tought this's the jokes place...#sobs

whats ur problem?