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[quote author=~vicky~]get what?...come on ..what are u thinking?..u know Emmy is for pearl [/quote]

[quote author=~vicky~]ONLY IN NAIJA

~ Woman gave birth to a child that brought into this planet earth a rosary & a holy book from heaven

~ Woman gave birth to a horse

~ Girl turned snake

~ Wearing colour red on some days is forbidden because satan does drink blood on those days

~ SMS/calls from some phone nos are killing people

~ You switch off your phones at night because of Lasun ray, Muka ray and Murphy ray

Keep it rolling...
[/quote]funny u

my baby is mad at me cos i said i like vicky, wat do i do?

April fool my foot

Get a life!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Oooohk•lets say d man holding the matchet is my husband and the other my bf•the man is in he's clothes[not naked]and am tieing a towel•my husband didn't catch us doing anything hence no proof•once I see him enter the house with that matchet I would just quickly get up run to my husband and say!ahhh honey thank God you are here,while I was trying to arrange the room I saw a big snake crawling under the bed,I immediately called this good samaritan who is a passersby to help me out•well I thank God u are here finally and with a matchet too[chikinah][/quote]i understand now why u think everybodi else is foolish.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]that wasn't for u!so pls straight up dat face[/quote]and wat does dis mean?

when ur husband or boi is cheating on u, PM me.

Dont be, shes just one of d two gals dat caught my attention on NL, nothing more.

dunno, peeps say gud nutrition or symptoms of stress, some say dats just normal, cos my parents are somehw fair, i use a spot removal cream i suspect it shd be dat

[quote author=pearl~hapi]choi!you obviously like good things!your dsecription sent me to my dico[/quote]shuda send u to d mirror, my skins lightenin up dis days.

Drop the world - lil wayne

slim wit good curves, moderate protuding boobs and backside, shudnt be dat big but shd be obvious..... am slim and athletic too.

shes open n funny

vicky is FUNky

yes
they say if ur parents had no child, chances r u will have none too!
is dis true?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]obasanjo becomes most handsome man in nigeria

Idowu becomes the most quiet girl on nl

Nigeria returns to millitary rule[/quote]lol baby Nigeria can very well return to millitary rule o.

u ever read old black american biographies? they do talk about illicit gin(moonshine) and some bootleggers....... i read too much of those books so i decide to be illicit too.

no
it sounds like a disease and do u have it?

No# idont knw#
is vicky here?

ODD

watching the cbn governor right now on AIT, all his explanation dont really make any sense to me....... the money itself is a financial misconception, he trys to cover it up my putting the pix of 3 heroines and trys to bribe d national assembly by putting the picture on the other side..... lmao.

Ajibel: is dat an insalt or wat

its in'maggi'

Typically Alien.

Ajibel: These swtchickengurl's collection of jokes has deposited me in a state of muehehehe muahahaha....what a pathetically dry joke

Typical

nava had a partner

Yes, cos i love vicky and we neva met,
do u think she will belive me?