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swtchicgurl: speak english!

ok now, sweetie do u mean i shouldnt?

bright007: Yes let d person be his teacher ...but I dey flog well well ooo......
Do u believe in evolution?

yes
u want me to prove it? (check out my earlier post dat u referred to, it has evolved).

guess what! am leaving!

yes, will u allow me to try it out on u?

now yall just recycling.

swtchicgurl: yeah, u should.


yeah, u should.

gurly do u mean i shudnt? be sincere

I once got into an argument with my christian friend about faith and believe.

It got to a point that i asked him what if God tempt him like he did Abraham in the bible asking him to kill his son, i asked if he will do it? or attempt to ? at which my friend replied yes, he will kill his son if God ask him to, he said infact he will kill himself if asked too.....

i marveled, or what can this be called? I thought in my mind what if its not even God that's been speaking to you all dis while? maybe its just voices in your head or you've probably smoked too much weed times ago and now you are hallucinating.....

Would you kill a human being( helpless one not in self defence) if God dared you to?

[quote author=sofa-dj]Okay this one is simple buh let's see who gets it first.


U in a race and u overtake the 2nd person what will be position.?[/quote]haba are u kidding me? this is stale nw, u overcame d second person then u take his/her place shikena..... u r in d second position dats it.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]no wahaz•[/quote]just did, pls check ur mail and reply asap.

Ngodigha1: I can recommend this yorubaman in this picture for you. He is looking for frienship and the ones he has met do not want him. Are you ready?.

thats is not a YORUBAman my friend!
thats a MADman!!!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Hy•am proud to say it anywhr and time that I have a thing for the westerners•we all do in my family!for me I think they are the most humble accomodative and respectful people on planet•at a point I even went online searching for frnds both male and female who are from that part•i visited fb google to mention but a few•am nt jokin its a serious talk so plz haterz and bad mouth people shift•all am saying is that I need yoruba friends•chikinah[/quote]ok no problem, i like meetin non yorubas too, lets connect anyways, i will mail u pls reply.

[quote author=sofa-dj]Okay still in the spirit of riddles, let's see who will get this.

Incident happened in one of the european countries, a lifeless body was discovered by the police hanging from the ceiling on a rope. There was no stool or chair or any object that could have been used to climb and the doors and windows were discovered to have been locked from inside,however there was a little pool of water just below where d body was hanging. The question was, was this suicide or homicide and how could it have been possible?[/quote]yea d man actually stood on a block of ice, by d time d cops came in d ice already met.

maclatunji: I created a thread with 8 of these points in the past, I think they still apply here too.

1. Bad things will happen to you whether you are a good person or not.

2. If the bad things are not your fault and there is nothing you can do to change them, don't worry about them.

3. Always do your best to make life easy for yourself. Don't make life more difficult for yourself by taking the wrong decisions at any point in time.

4. If you make mistakes, try to rectify them as soon as possible and do your best to ensure they never happen again!

5. Don't care or worry about what people say about you unless it is a genuine observation about something you are able to correct about yourself.

6. Never deliberately try to hurt anybody in your mind- it is counterproductive!

7. Choose your friends wisely and stay loyal to them as long as they do the same.

8. Some of the most important people in your life will have serious character flaws, you will need to manage these as they will also have to learn to manage yours.

9. Learn to recognise positive things that are happening to you. They may not be exactly the things you want but if you embrace them, those that you seek may just find you.

10. Have faith in God and try to live a good life.

#this man earn respects#

maclatunji: I created a thread with 8 of these points in the past, I think they still apply here too.

1. Bad things will happen to you whether you are a good person or not.

2. If the bad things are not your fault and there is nothing you can do to change them, don't worry about them.

3. Always do your best to make life easy for yourself. Don't make life more difficult for yourself by taking the wrong decisions at any point in time.

4. If you make mistakes, try to rectify them as soon as possible and do your best to ensure they never happen again!

5. Don't care or worry about what people say about you unless it is a genuine observation about something you are able to correct about yourself.

6. Never deliberately try to hurt anybody in your mind- it is counterproductive!

7. Choose your friends wisely and stay loyal to them as long as they do the same.

8. Some of the most important people in your life will have serious character flaws, you will need to manage these as they will also have to learn to manage yours.

9. Learn to recognise positive things that are happening to you. They may not be exactly the things you want but if you embrace them, those that you seek may just find you.

10. Have faith in God and try to live a good life.

#this man earn respects#

[quote author=i-smoke-weed]^^ dearie i wont derail you thread on purpose, you know that naw

i just wish people would try to understand me instead of pushing & shoving me simply because i love smoking.

People with HIV, GONO, COCAIN ADDICTS e.t.c are all on this forum but the difference between i and them is that ' I CHOSE TO SPEAK OUT ' and not hide my hobby (or flaws as my haters put it) . . . just think of me as a revolutionary

its too bad that haters follow me up and down like fly to sh1t on this forum, but i can live with it . . . I AM EVER READY FOR AND OPEN TO CRITICISM FROM THEM

INHALING & EXHALING[/quote]#i like dis gal#

hmmm different views about life, yall posted some good things there, but personally tho am agnostic but life is all about that book of ECCLESIASTES it preaches more dan any gospel, life is vain.

chipmunkey: Hope Op isn`t tired of living because your questions sounds suicidal.

hmmmmmmmm!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]is dis wot lyf has taught u? Takin record of piples name n sex?[/quote]i wonder o!

Clemzy16: Once beaten, twice shy.

thats NICE

Mr CGPA: (1) Life has taught me that not all that glitters are gold.
(2) that if I don't know where am I, I should know where I come from
(3) Nothing is permanent
(4) I should be satisfied with the little I have.
(6) that a women will enter menopous after the age of 50
(7) That Buhary Haran will never be president on Nigeria.
( Life has taught me that Goodluck Jonathan has a good plan for Nigeria if only Boko Haran could leave him.

POLITICIANS!

asalti: Please how can i go off nairaland. Thx

are u serious?

maclatunji: I love this topic. If I wrote all the things I have learnt so far I would probably write a book. I will be back God-willing.

thanks u r welcome.

my phones were on throughout the nyt, nothing happened! cosmic rays ko, lasun ray ni....

rokiatu: Crush? He's fuc:::::::king your sister. Sorry to say but I am speaking from experience. You better take action before she gets pregnant.

really? experience? do u actually mean that ur brothers friend once did that with u? pls enlighten us

Pls is it true about this cosmic rays of a thing from mars emitting to earth, and would require us to switch off our phones and keep them away from us as far as possible this midnight? pls people how true is dis and is d msg actually frm d BBC as prtrayed in those SMS's circulating?