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Jokes Etc › Re: People Mistake Me For Rihanna! by illicit(m): 12:22pm On Aug 15, 2012
na weird mc(shola) sister be this.
Family › Re: What Do You Like About Your Father. by illicit(m): 3:59pm On Aug 13, 2012
i cant really remember much about my dad cos i lost him wen i was just 9, but i remember he was always smellin nice and always have his bath twice daily. he was handsome and quite nice but bad tempered sha. and he was the first nigerian police officer that i ever know RIP.
Christianity Etc › Re: Re-must I Pay Tithe To Get To Heaven? by illicit(m): 2:12pm On Aug 13, 2012
samizy1000: illicit u must be a jehovah witness
whys that? although i respect some of their reasoning(not all) am not one am not even a christain, am agnostic.
Politics › Re: Was Funmilayo Ransome Kuti The First Woman To Drive A Car? by illicit(m): 9:11am On Aug 13, 2012
afam4eva: There were few cars then but don't you think that in one remote village or town, a woman could have driven a car even if she was been thought how to drive.
see back then, to drive a car u need to register and learn driving b4 u get a license, ok? she registered, learned first and drove it first as a woman. if theres any other person wit such record atleast we havent heard about it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Re-must I Pay Tithe To Get To Heaven? by illicit(m): 8:54am On Aug 13, 2012
i believe in charity rather than paying compulsive tithes that is of no us to humanity at large! and wen will u all drop this going to heaven thing? see wen u die den u decay here on earth, u heard?
Christianity Etc › Re: Re-must I Pay Tithe To Get To Heaven? by illicit(m): 8:51am On Aug 13, 2012
[quote author=De-Grace01]Pls don't misinform or lead pple arms giving is quit different from tithe. Tithe is giving one tenth of wht u made and to be given to the minister of God(priest or pastor) is not the same wt d one u give to the poor. Again in tithe u must gv one tenth bt arms giving u give what u like.[/quote]so is anything wrong, if i give my one tenth to the poor?
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by illicit(m): 8:44am On Aug 13, 2012
ayobase: Seriously?
Well, Danielle Steel rocks in that aspect!
sorry dude, it was STEPHEN KING i meant, the grisham am currently reading is popping up in my head joo, sorry for the mix up.
Literature › Re: Calling All Writers Contest 1: A Challenge So Great by illicit(m): 8:38am On Aug 13, 2012
mkmyers45: Well who knows the last 30 seconds of a man's life than the man himself?
well if it was u considerin u just been shot, u may knw but may not be able to put it down, who knows if he was shot in the hands as well? but an onlooker might decide to write about the mans pain, how he was grasping and struggling for life, or the words he heard him say etc. 30 secs is too short for any man shot to put anytin down, he can talk and someone will put it down for him. literature more or less has a soul this days, u have to make anytin u write look real enough not just mumbo jumbo that cant and wont happen.
Politics › Re: A Danfo Killed The LASTMA Official. Not The Banker - Eyewitness by illicit(m): 8:31am On Aug 13, 2012
iragbijile: Thats what he deserved, he got himself killed. Next time others will use their common sense. My thoughts and prayers are with that innocent 'banker.'
u must be a fool for dis ur comment, dont u av family? imagine if dis guy is ur brother, wud u be saying this? dont u have common human sympathy? its not as if the guy was a common robber or pickpocket, he was ran down on duty! why is ur life like this i wonder wat u do for a living idiot.
Literature › Re: Calling All Writers Contest 1: A Challenge So Great by illicit(m): 8:18am On Aug 13, 2012
the last theme about the man shot by unknown gunmen, are we to write it from the man/victims perspective or as an onlooker/witness to the crime or even as d shooter, pls the way u put it isnt clear enough, thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by illicit(m):
ayobase: Seriously?
Well, Danielle Steel rocks in that aspect!
no daniel man, u want horror then Stephen kings got it!
Literature › Re: Calling All Writers Contest 1: A Challenge So Great by illicit(m): 2:43pm On Aug 12, 2012
ok am in, but no favouritism here o, and no steal my write ups o unless person wan die o.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend In My House Tonight (With My Parents) by illicit(m): 4:33am On Aug 12, 2012
Common go and check ur waec result!
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by illicit(m):
ayobase: More of bad ending stories!
STEPHEN KING i mean
Jokes Etc › Re: One Man One Joke! by illicit(m): 12:45pm On Aug 11, 2012
ask her wat dis her signature is all about, probably after our third round.
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by illicit(m): 9:30am On Aug 11, 2012
ENUF JOO! ENUF! MAKE WE HEAR WORD!
WHO ELSE MAS TUR BATES?
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by illicit(m): 4:50pm On Aug 09, 2012
ok i 4got earlier
am addicted to staying indoors and not venturing out unless its necessary....
and i will be d 1st to admit openly here nw am addicted to u knw (that time wen u r in d bath lone wit soap n water and a dirty thought came to ur mind den, ur thing straightens up and u feel like rubbing it to calm it down...... wats it called?) am sorry o
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by illicit(m): 2:27pm On Aug 09, 2012
meetmeonline: You must be telling something that is not true here. Study have shown that the two do not go: The love for weed, kills that of women. And the love for women, keeps the weed away. There is a chemical in the weed that reduces the sex drive in a man
no no no am 100% right u see i Bleep before i smoke, i actually enjoy smokin in d midnyt wen everytin is cool, i Bleep befor weed nt weed b4 sex..... u may not understand but i enjoy both.....
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by illicit(m): 11:52am On Aug 09, 2012
am addicted to
SEX
READING
DRINKING
WRITTING
WEED
WATCHING MOVIES.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Difference Between 'spirit' And 'soul' by illicit(m): 4:19pm On Aug 07, 2012
no soul no spirit, when ur heart stops dat when u cease to exist everywhere and anywhere, ok?
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by illicit(m): 12:51pm On Aug 07, 2012
make her c.u.m
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Teaser by illicit(m): 12:47pm On Aug 07, 2012
bunmioguns: .
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Mumu. . So na only joke u think say una fit post here
ode no be person wey get brain go fit tease that of others?
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is a B.l.oo.w. J.o.b? by illicit(m): 10:40pm On Aug 06, 2012
Laitesmart: Q... What is the highest height of shock?

A... The highest height of shock is when you are having intimacy.x with a pregnant woman and a hand suddenly grabs ur diick 4rm d inside.
but u funny o, u fit take laf kill person.... thumbs up well done infact kip it up
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Teaser by illicit(m): 10:21pm On Aug 06, 2012
nna dis is not not even fun talkless of funny.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Own Biblical Definition Of God? by illicit(m): 12:03am On Aug 06, 2012
the old testament god is obviously an hypocrite, a rascist, an opportunist, a partial and mindless being, a murderer, a con and a liar also a cheat.
while that of the new testament is a fictional character, so nothing can be said of that.
Politics › Re: Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Look-Alike (Picture) by illicit(m): 11:55pm On Aug 05, 2012
i wonder how dis got to d frontpage inspite of my meaningful topics! MFs!
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Think About Eternity? by illicit(m): 11:16pm On Aug 05, 2012
akagaba: Iv neva seen such senseles& irelevant tok in my life. Ar u ok? If u ar sleepin, pls wake up.
and how is dis senseless to u?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Has Life Taught You So Far? by illicit(op): 8:38pm On Aug 05, 2012
i learnt that we shd make use of rules in dis world cos its obvious without rules we are animals, instead of worshiping false gods. what do u think the world wud be like without all these religions?
Christianity Etc › What Has Life Taught You So Far? by illicit(op): 6:04pm On Aug 05, 2012
fellow nlanders what do u think is d essence of living, we are here for what, and waht hav u gained in return either morally or intellectually, whats is the essence of living at all in short what have u been able to learn from living in all.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Think About Eternity? by illicit(m): 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2012
Ihedinobi: What can I tell you about eternity, I wonder? :/

Perhaps I should tell you about the new body that can't die or be hurt in any way and is capable of things that'd blow your already over-heated mind. Or should I tell you about never needing rest or nourishment and being able to carry on with life in its entirety without ever breaking down? How about the really incredibly interesting things you'd find you could do? The impossibility of impossibility? Should I tell you of inventions and discoveries that'd make Einstein beg to be noticed? Or perhaps of the possibility of traversing the universe without the hindrances of our current mortal structure?

Shall I tell you of the freedom from all the care and worry and fret that currently defines our very existence here? Shall I tell you of music that is yet to be made and enjoyed? What shall I tell you and what shall I leave off? The half of it I haven't even begun to know myself.

Let me just tell you that Eternity is finally Life as it ought to be. . .forever. I don't know about PS3's, but I wouldn't rule out greater fun than that. Sex? Oh, for what na? Even we tire of the thing by the time we've hit 80 (for the real maniacs, of course) and the real fun of it is the depth of intimacy you can plumb with someone really important to you; Eternity promises bonding beyond sex's ability to offer. Just try and imagine life as you know it today without all your moral squabbles and trying to do right when it's more appealing to do wrong, without the exhaustion that takes away from the taste of the success you toiled so hard for, without the fear of betrayal that eats away at the best of relationships, without any need of or possibility of sorrow, pain, terror and whatnot. Try and imagine being able to pursue your noblest goals without time fighting you every step of the way, or to be able to hunt down possibilities of all kinds without the limitations of mortal ability. Even if you could, bro, (and I'm sure you can't) you'd still be light-years away from capturing the amazement, the wonder, the beauty of Eternity with Jesus Christ.
Crap!
why shd u go n enjoy all dis in a place u aint even sure exists after u died in a plane crash here and ur God cant or wont help u cos he didnt cause it.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Think About Eternity? by illicit(m): 11:10pm On Aug 04, 2012
Ihedinobi: What can I tell you about eternity, I wonder? :/

Perhaps I should tell you about the new body that can't die or be hurt in any way and is capable of things that'd blow your already over-heated mind. Or should I tell you about never needing rest or nourishment and being able to carry on with life in its entirety without ever breaking down? How about the really incredibly interesting things you'd find you could do? The impossibility of impossibility? Should I tell you of inventions and discoveries that'd make Einstein beg to be noticed? Or perhaps of the possibility of traversing the universe without the hindrances of our current mortal structure?

Shall I tell you of the freedom from all the care and worry and fret that currently defines our very existence here? Shall I tell you of music that is yet to be made and enjoyed? What shall I tell you and what shall I leave off? The half of it I haven't even begun to know myself.

Let me just tell you that Eternity is finally Life as it ought to be. . .forever. I don't know about PS3's, but I wouldn't rule out greater fun than that. Sex? Oh, for what na? Even we tire of the thing by the time we've hit 80 (for the real maniacs, of course) and the real fun of it is the depth of intimacy you can plumb with someone really important to you; Eternity promises bonding beyond sex's ability to offer. Just try and imagine life as you know it today without all your moral squabbles and trying to do right when it's more appealing to do wrong, without the exhaustion that takes away from the taste of the success you toiled so hard for, without the fear of betrayal that eats away at the best of relationships, without any need of or possibility of sorrow, pain, terror and whatnot. Try and imagine being able to pursue your noblest goals without time fighting you every step of the way, or to be able to hunt down possibilities of all kinds without the limitations of mortal ability. Even if you could, bro, (and I'm sure you can't) you'd still be light-years away from capturing the amazement, the wonder, the beauty of Eternity with Jesus Christ.
Crap!
why shd u go n enjoy all dis in a place u aint even sure exists after u died in a plane crash here and ur God cant or wont help u cos he didnt cause it.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Would Make You Believe There Is No God? by illicit(m): 11:00pm On Aug 04, 2012
bash673: There are only THEORIES of evolution and no FACTS.
same goes for creation too, do u even know that every religion and race in d world has dia own version of d creation story, whereas revolution is so unique, how can u even prove creation too without referrin to ur bible.

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