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Target it's eyes and stay out of it's tail's reach

The tail is a big blade

U can't let the jaw open no matter how hard u try, just focus on the eyes, it will let go

Akeredolu should top the list

LAXconfidential:
The Queen of Sheba

King of Mali

King of Mali

Much later, most think he got lost at sea

LAXconfidential:
The Queen of Sheba

Some say she is Ethiopian

Pastorwuta:
Walahi if this guy is not banned, just know you are looking for my trouble.


Seun mukina2 davide470 Dominique

Rules 2, 3, 7, 19

U are truly troubled

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Ok so when is the census

West Africans rarely travel far


Until much later
Most of our ancestors died and were buried here

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BigWiz

Starboy for life

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proeast:
That's not true. Most of the foods we eat in the East doesn't come from the North. I can cook a soup that will have little or nothing from North. While garri is grown locally. Rice too is grown nationwide, while I can still do ofe akwu stew and it has nothing from North.

Stop generalizing.

Infact they control the price

Do you know happens if they didn't bring just Onions down south

Or let's say beans

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proeast:
That's not true. Most of the foods we eat in the East doesn't come from the North. I can cook a soup that will have little or nothing from North. While garri is grown locally. Rice too is grown nationwide, while I can still do ofe akwu stew and it has nothing from North.

Stop generalizing.

Commercial farming differs to subsistence farming

If you want to see people that takes farming as a serious job

Go North

It still don't mean that there are no Farmers in the south


Ask any foodstuff merchant

Nice one


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chopnaira:
Perhaps, OP thinks farming brings good yield on red clay/mud which is common in the SE region.

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It's the north that actually feeds Nigeria

proeast:
How many still farm with this widespread insecurity?

Hmmmm if dem no farm

Hunger go kpai all of us


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Farmers plenty there

Na wa o

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Odewaleadesoye:
Don't mind @illicit because he didn't know that you're like a big sister to me.

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Well...

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ahnie:
I thought as much.
Howdy?

Not bad

ahnie:
Did I hear you say jealous?over who?

Na play I dey o...

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ahnie:
Such cranky altitude this noon?what's happening to you?
Or should I say....wetin dey make you dey para?

I no dey para

I dey jealous
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ahnie:
Hello

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ahnie:
Mr green man,how re you?

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Bomboclat


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She no gree calm down


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So one day
My friend, Sergeant Doga, a junior police officer had an accident on his bike. He was rushed to a nearby hospital.

He was unconscious and bleeding from several places, he needed stitches and the doctors were trying hard to save him but notwithstanding all their efforts to stitch him, i the needles wont penetrate his skin...

From his phone, they got a neighbours number and called him to inform him of Doga's situation.

This neighbour came to inform another friend who called me along to the hospital...

At the hospital, we witnessed the odd scenario because the doctor let us into the emergency room as he was perplexed and lost at what to do. The doctor didn't know his name.

Sergeant Doga wasn't responsive as we tried to call him even shouting into his ear.

Sometimes he will answer from a dark long distance.

We knew he had a charm on him that didnt allow the needle to penetrate but we wanted to know how to stop it's effect so that they can stitch him up.

Two rings were removed from his fingers.

I just moved closer and inspected his toes, there was a ring he wore on one of his toes.

I said a little apprehensive prayer into my palm and removed it.

The stitching proceeded smoothly henceforth.

He came about some minutes later.


He said he was answering us all the while we were calling him, and was even telling us to remove the rings especially the one on his toe 😳

He didn't know we couldn't hear him, he thought we could.

That juju was given to him in his town, Ijebu. A potent charm against bullets and stabbings.


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