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Looks painful

Strong wing can destroy or uproot trees too or break branches

Watch porn all day

Did u went to Montessori

Dis Tiwa too like knacking sef

Why was the Oba made to sit in a very small chair

I mean have u seen his chair at his palace?

They actually wear bowler hats and not fedoras

Culture has never been static, it is historical, it is dynamic

That's how they dress now, there were reasons their ancestors dressed the way they did

The reasons might no longer be relevant

TheFreshVanilla:
You are in Nigeria, a third world country. It's obvious you will disagree.

Yeah sure

He is not even close to being the 3rd most popular

It's actually peculiar to Lagosians

However in linguistics it's a common phenomena among all language speakers to have one defect or the other

Some ibos pronounce 'r' sound as 'L' for example some ibos can't say 'mpuru miri' rather they will say 'mpulu mili'

Yes Marie Amon from Ghana

We met on 2go, she schools in Lagos

SHIVA001:
So Ifeanyi don die like that. Chai.

Ehen nah, Dem don convert that one to Lamborghini

I disagree

U must pay

Yahoo istant messenger

It should have been a dick

Why u come dey lie on top him head

Ilamina:
Igbo kwenu

U are Hot right?

Csami:
I can relate. I was sitting outside the front of my room with a friend's sister, gisting. Then my female neighbor came back from her outing, greeted us, and went into her room. So 5mins later, two boys also my neighbors came out of their rooms and asked us if we saw who came back. These guys are the notorious peep masters. They can peep at you without you realizing you're being watched. They are so good that the girls do even suspect them. So I pointed to the room and these guys started heading towards the back where the window was located. The babe, I was talking with now asked me what those guys were up to. I just told her "no good". Like after a while, I heard the lady, my neighbor scream and suddenly, the two boys ran out to the front from the opposite direction. One ran outside, the other ran to his room opposite mine. The lady came out and asked us if we saw anybody outside just now and we said no. She told us that she was been peeped at while walking all the place looking. The peeper that ran outside then came back and asked her what happened. She now left us and followed the guy, explaining what happened. My friend's sister now started laughing, that how is she going to catch the person now that the person responsible has inserted himself inside her investigation. They were just walking and asking other people if they saw anybody running. I just told the babe, "dem dey catch ghost".

This is a cock and bull story right

The gods must be crazy

U need to get drilled

When I was an undergraduate....

I went to smoke beside a river inside one sec sch premises on a weekend.
I didn't know that smokers have been warned to keep off the premises by the community

I was the only smoker around that day

One Alfa approached me and asked me to leave, I didn't oblige

I saw him making a call, I didn't shake.
He stood near me but I didn't hear what he was saying

I didn't know that he was organising a mob to come and move me

When I was done smoking and wanted to take my leave, I saw a huge crowd coming towards us

It was too late to run, but I jejely ate the remaining weed with me and threw my lighter away into the river...

When they got near, they asked me what did I threw away, I said stone
The Alfa said I was lying that I was smoking there, I said I wasn't smoking.

They grabbed my shirt, they took me into their community and detained me for about 4 hours, the smoke clear for my eyes

They asked me my identity, I told them I was a student but I wasn't with my ID CARD

They asked me to call four people to prove my identity

I had to call my mum, my HOD, my girlfriend and a police friend who eventually came to pick me from there....

It wasn't a good experience but nobody beat me because I proved my identity ad I spoke coherently.

The just roughhandled me a bit....

It happened in Alalubosa community in Ilorin

That's good nah

U too dey lie

U probably masturbate too much

So as to get high

It cures insomnia too

So it could be for recreation or medication

Ilamina:

Can I screw u, I will drive u crazy

Wow

Yoruba land big o