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Kemisola911:
Happy birthday to me

Hi dear

Oga carry ur confusion comot for here


Date u no wan date

Knack u no wan knack

Leave her, u no wan leave her

Wetin u want make we cum talk nah

U mean u gonna die before then or what

Who is the 'she' that u met outside that greeted u quietly and passed....

Be elaborate

Vatod:
You only read the topic! Try to read the content

I read it

U used first person singular pronoun

There's no where u stated that it's others experience

kyber:
The Werey carry ladies bike come

lol
U can find her if u really want to

But it's not worth it

Why are people disappearing around you sir

She suddenly jumped on d bike or how

Do biafrans live in Nigeria

Kind of confusing

I have a feeling that when u subscribe MTN data

One of their staff uses it with u

I have fvcked my sister in-law tho

Get a taser

Donkogbe:
omo goat went missing so funny

Yes o

The funny thing is that we don't know anything about the missing goats

It's only careless fowls that we usually achieve

Hmmmm

I don't know if I should call this one "arrest or invitation or excursion"

What happened was that the vigilante in our off-campus hostel area banned movement from 6pm because some goats went missing

We students won't abide by such rule as free Nigerians and this resulted into a free for all fight one evening because they actually beat one of us who was returning from watching a football match around 7pm.

They threatened us with guns and we retaliated with stones

When the news got to the student affairs, they called in the police and when the police arrived, they rounded up every student in that fight arena and took us to the station in patrol vehicles.

Most of us were in underwears.

They put us in the DCO's office and that's where we passed the night. It was inconvenient.

We didn't write any statement.
They said they were protecting us.

The following morning they returned us to the hostel in the same patrol vehicles because a number of us had tests to write.

The vigilantes never bothered us after the incidence and we didn't bother them too

Cuppy dat

Yoruba

It means Boss

That snake doesn't look real bro

Snake cat we swallow a very big cow how much more elephant, have u seen an elephant?

This chicken guy sef....

Sometime after my NYSC

I helped my aunt managed her shop while she was in Canada for a convention

A lady I was just toasting came to see me there, as we were gisting, my elder cousin arrived with some goods and he was offloading from his car to the shop

Out of courtesy, I excused myself from d gal and joined him. My cousin actually said I shouldnt mind and that I should attend to my guest but I insisted on helping him

The girls mood changed instantly, we never met again after that incidence. We spoke on phone for a while but she refused seeing me again

NB we are family friends o, as in she knows my cousin and my aunt....

1. U need credits in 5 subjects including English Language

2. You told me to give you some of the mangoes and the only apple from the aforementioned bowl

The govt should sterilize dem

Rich kids

This SOaB

LeeSmart:
No vex oo, her name na janet?

Not at all

Evestar200:
hmmm

Yes baby