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CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Dies A Day After His Wedding (Photos) by illitracy: 8:58am On Mar 04, 2021
I suspect the bride, see her mood tongue
CrimeRe: 26 Year Old Nigerian Sentenced To 10 Years In Dubai For Carrying Marijuana by illitracy(op): 8:49am On Mar 04, 2021
IPOBTERRORISTS:
We already know
How do u know what was not told?
Crime26 Year Old Nigerian Sentenced To 10 Years In Dubai For Carrying Marijuana by illitracy(op): 8:47am On Mar 04, 2021
Dubai: A man was caught in Dubai International Airport with 34.4kg of cannabis hidden in his bag.

The Dubai Court of First Instance heard on Sunday that the 26-year-old Nigerian visitor was caught last October after the officers noticed an abnormal substance inside his bag.

A 24-year-old Emirati inspector at Dubai Customs testified that he was at the Arrivals area in Terminal 2 of Dubai International Airport, when he suspected the defendant. “I searched his luggage and found two big bags with a substance that I suspected was marijuana. Another bag had another substance, which I didn’t know what it was,” said the Emirati inspector on record.

The defendant claimed that he didn’t know what was inside the bags as someone had asked him to deliver the bags to someone in Dubai.

According to Dubai Public Prosecution, inspectors found 13.4kg of dried marijuana in one bag, 6.6kg in another bag and 14.4kg of the same substance in the third bag.




The defendant was charged with possessing and smuggling the drugs.

A verdict will be issued on February 28.






https://gulfnews.com/uae/crime/dubai-visitor-arrested-from-airport-for-smuggling-344kg-of-cannabis-1.77018742


PLS NOTE: NO NAME WAS MENTIONED.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested In South Africa For Holding Girlfriend Hostage by illitracy: 4:36am On Mar 04, 2021
Charged with human trafficking? How do you traffic someone who is already in her country, where is the traffic headed?

see my name because u call me that name. grin
AgricultureRe: My Last Harvest From My Yam Farm. Govt, We Need Loan In The South by illitracy: 10:54am On Mar 01, 2021
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Foreign AffairsRe: Saif al-Adel: 'The Sword Of Revenge' Al Qaeda's New Daredevil Leader (Photos) by illitracy: 10:59pm On Feb 26, 2021
hiding in Iran, looks to me like someone wants an excuse to start bombarding Iran.
RomanceRe: Businessman Demolishes House He Built For Girlfriend After She Broke Up With Him by illitracy: 5:01pm On Feb 25, 2021
Fallacious concoction, concocted by bloggers to acquire traffic. this is probably a house wrongly built and considered unsafe to occupy.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Receives A Range Rover HSE As 43rd Birthday Gift (Video, Photos) by illitracy: 9:07am On Feb 06, 2021
my last birthday my friend gave me charger , said original charger. cry Xiaomi charger.
TravelRe: Lagosians Running Traffic Lights Right In Front Of Police; Disgusting! by illitracy: 8:55am On Feb 02, 2021
in UAE running a red light cost 4000 AED which is 400k in naija. car will go to jail for 1 month. cameras do the work

#nothinggoodwillcomefromthedesert.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Hacked US Drones, Released Videos As Evidence by illitracy: 8:51am On Feb 02, 2021
mysticwarrior:
let me quickly remind you that that man was not assassinated on Iranian soil, if it was that easy why didn't they carry out the attack while the man was still in Iran?
it's called exploit. Exploit the situation in your favor. by the way, the unencrypted drone footage was been uploaded to a streaming platform a year ago by a lazy operator who got fire after the Taliban released same this footage. right now the drones use AES+RSA+Skyguard. a supercomputer would take a million years to crack that.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Hacked US Drones, Released Videos As Evidence by illitracy: 8:41pm On Jan 31, 2021
hahaha they couldn't hack the one that killed their most powerful general.
Foreign AffairsUAE Starts Issuing Citizenship by illitracy(op): 1:01am On Jan 31, 2021
Dubai - In a historic move, the UAE on Saturday announced major changes to the citizenship law, to allow for the naturalisation of foreign investors, doctors, scientists, artists and talented people and their families.

The decision to give people with exceptional talents and their families the Emirati citizenship aims to embrace them as members of part of the UAE society, ensure the social stability of these people in the country and boost the overall national development process.
The changes, taken upon the directives of President His Highness Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, were approved by His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai, on Saturday

The decision specified the categories of the people who can be granted the citizenship, under certain conditions. In addition to granting the citizenship to the families- the spouse and children of this specialised and skilled segment, the law allows for them to also keep their current citizenship, which is a major change to the previous rule that doesn’t allow for dual citizenship.

Requirements

The law detailed the terms and conditions upon which the citizenship can be granted:

Investors: Must own a property in the UAE

Medical doctors and skilled professionals: Must be specialised in a unique scientific field that is needed by the UAE, have contributed to studies and research that have scientific value in their field, have 10 years of experience in that field in addition to a membership in a prestigious professional organisation in his field.

Scientists: Must be an active researcher in their field at a university, a research institute or the private sector, have 10 years of experience in that field, have scientific contributions- such as having won a prestigious scientific award, or having secured a significant funding for their research for 10 years, in addition to a recommendation letter from a credited scientific institute in the UAE.

Talented people:

Inventors: they must have had at least one patent certified by the UAE Ministry of Economy or any accredited relevant international body, which has a real value to the UAE economy, in addition to a recommendation letter from the UAE Ministry of Economy.

Intellectuals and artists: they must be pioneers in culture, arts and other talents with at least one international award in those talents in addition to a recommendation letter from the UAE relevant bodies.

Conditions

The new law stipulates the terms and conditions of the granting of citizenship to those talented segments, such as the oath and swearing in allegiance to the UAE, a pledge to uphold and respect the laws of the country, informing the relevant authority if they get a new citizenship or lost one.

Meanwhile, the changes also specified the rights of those who are granted the UAE citizenship under the new law, such as the right to establish and own companies in the UAE, buy and own land and real estate property in the country, in addition to any other right extend to them by the federal bodies, with the approval of the Cabinet, or by local government bodies.

The decision also said that the UAE citizenship can be stripped from those categories in such cases as the violation of the legal commitment or losing at least one of the conditions upon which a person was granted the citizenship.

Mechanism

The new law specified the citizenship process, saying that those qualified for the citizenship would be nominated through the Emirates’ rulers court, the courts of the crown princes, the executive council in an emirate or the cabinet.

Saturday’s decision, the first major change to the UAE nationality law No.17 of 1972 on Nationality and Passports, represents a milestone in the Arab world, which usually restrict the naturalisation process to a very limited cases and mostly bans dual citizenship. The UAE has taken several steps recently to ensure the social stability of those with long time residency in the country and those who contribute to the wellbeing and development of the society through the introduction in 2019 of the permanent residency scheme, which allowed for granting 5 and 10 year ‘Golden Visas’ to certain categories of residents. Thousands of people have been given the Gold Visa in the past two years, including investors, medical professionals, engineers, scientists and specialised talents.

The new changes put the UAE on par with many developed nations that appreciate the talents of expatriates by awarding them the citizenship, ensuring in the process their social stability and secure a future for them and their families in the country.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/gulfnews.com/amp/uae/government/uae-announces-citizenship-for-investors-medical-doctors-skilled-professionals-scientists-and-talented-people-1.1611990919313
AutosRe: How I Almost Got Scammed at Berger Car Depot. Read And Be Wise by illitracy: 1:43pm On Jan 24, 2021
One faithful day in 2011, I majestically walked to julious berger with 800k, hoping to buy a ferrari, I was charmed. Came back with a 1992 mitusbishi lancer that faced left but moved straight. Rusted car that always smelled like a dead rat. God saved me my village people assassinated the engine and I became free from it. Run from that Berger car stand.
Music/RadioRe: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by illitracy: 3:45am On Jan 16, 2021
do you ever think about the sex, do your ever think about going back to your ex. Sakodie

Baby, e ga ngwu maltina, no let slowdog ka je gbucharuncha. Slowdog.
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To The Nairaland Founder by illitracy: 6:40am On Jan 12, 2021
Seun wanted Nairaland to be easily accessible and affordable for everyone because of the cost of data in Nigeria. Do you know that the content of a web page sum up to how much data you spend for viewing? If a site has heavy graphics or pictures, the amount of data needed to access it is higher than compared to simple text.

We love nairaland as it is. Even with EDGE or gprs you can still access nairaland without issues because of how easy it is.

With as little as a few mb you can browse for so long on nairaland while heavy graphic sites wont even load the homepage before you are out of data.

If Seun can code this site, he can code anything, this is just his target.
PoliticsRe: Air Marshal Nsikak Eduok Is Dead As NAF Mourns by illitracy: 3:15am On Jan 10, 2021
so what happens now to Nsikak edouk avenue in uyo?
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Pictures by illitracy: 8:21am On Jan 09, 2021
the girl get idoma face.
CelebritiesRe: Nazir M Ahmad's Lexus LX And LS (Photos) by illitracy: 10:20am On Jan 06, 2021
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RomanceRe: Pathetic Act My Pastor Did On 01/01/2021.(pls Read) by illitracy: 10:50am On Jan 03, 2021
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RomanceRe: Vietnam Ladies Are Too Beautiful(photo) by illitracy: 9:31am On Jan 03, 2021
wetin I like about them na the yellow toto wey come get small small bearbear around kaiiii
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Killed In Philippines During Shootout With Police (Photos) by illitracy: 1:53pm On Jan 01, 2021
na so I dey hammer one filipina for dubai she dey shout ibelikmo ibelikmo sigipa sigipa, person way I meet for lift she use handkerchief cover her nose. now she wont let me be.

every 10 seconds she says I love u.
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Got Raped , Would You Leave Or Stay ? by illitracy: 9:25am On Dec 29, 2020
It depends. While being raped, if she was shouting harder harder I will surely leave her but

if she was crying I wont leave her.
RomanceRe: Guys Keeps Sending Me Their Dk Pic On Facebook by illitracy: 9:22am On Dec 29, 2020
Calling it a temptations sounds like u are interested.
FoodRe: Biggest Christmas Chicken 2020 by illitracy: 6:03am On Dec 26, 2020
that chicken no go sweet jor, taste like bread. no matter how u cook salt no fit enter inside.�
RomanceRe: Leaked Chat: "Black Guys Have Low Self-esteem And Love Us" - White Girl by illitracy: 6:12pm On Dec 25, 2020
All those are written by a Nigerian just to trend.
RomanceI Killed 2 Pepeye For Christmas by illitracy(op): 6:10pm On Dec 25, 2020
is it wrong? they sweet pass fowl.
Foreign AffairsIsraeli Warplanes Bombed Iranian Military Sites In Syria On Christmas Day by illitracy(op): 3:05pm On Dec 25, 2020
Syria’s air defenses have been activated to repel a suspected 'Israeli attack' in Hama Governorate, as the country’s state media report blasts in the skies over Masyaf.

The alleged strikes came on Friday morning, in the early hours of Christmas Day, according to the Syrian Arab News Agency. The attack reportedly targeted military sites near the city of Masyaf, located some 23 miles (37km) west of Hama.

Soon after the strikes on Syria, videos purporting to show Israeli warplanes flying low over Beirut, Lebanon also surfaced on social media. Though the IDF has not confirmed Friday's strikes, Israeli operations have previously been conducted from Lebanese airspace.
On Wednesday, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu vowed to deliver a “crushing blow” to “whoever tries to harm us,” singling out both Iran and Syria by name.

“We will continue to act against attempts by Iran and its proxies to establish military bases in Syria. We will not compromise on this issue,” Netanyahu said, echoing Tel Aviv’s long-held position that it reserves the right to strike 'Iranian targets' regardless of where they are located.



https://www.rt.com/news/510705-syria-masyaf-israeli-aggression/

RomanceRe: My Husband Set Me Up And I Fall In by illitracy: 5:26am On Dec 23, 2020
tell them it was the work of the devil, the devil pushed u.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex In The Dream!!! by illitracy: 4:55am On Dec 22, 2020
yeye people

i eat egusi soup for my dream when i wakeup i use a glass of water to wash it down and my life is still perfect.
RomanceRe: Man Dies In Ghana Guest House After Checking In With 25-Year-Old Side Chick by illitracy: 2:00pm On Dec 21, 2020
the girl even ran away and left 2k Gh

over 200k naira. a Naija babe would have stolen it from the dead man and even stolen the condom to use with another man.
PoliticsRe: ICPC Uncovers ₦450 Million Hidden In Bank Account By Court Officials by illitracy: 4:38am On Dec 02, 2020
who knows the cost of Bangladesh passport?
EventsRe: Beautiful Mermaid Celebrates Her Birthday In Beach Water In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by illitracy: 10:02am On Nov 29, 2020
Abeg forget that thing, me sef I be papi water, I will still nyash am.

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