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RomanceRe: Guy Asks Girl For A Picture Of Her In "Bra", See What He Got (pictured) by illmatic101(m): 3:21pm On Jun 25, 2016
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CrimeRe: r by illmatic101(m): 1:34pm On Jun 25, 2016
I wonder what is wrong with some people? Why'll she take the law into her hands? Why can't she be patient like others? Death will surely come to everybody. Instead of her to order for thunder she... mtcheww..

Meanwhile

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Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

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RomanceRe: Please Help by illmatic101(m): 1:09pm On Jun 25, 2016
Buy THUNDER... Buy THUNDER...

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Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: What To Know When Wooing A Nigerian Babe by illmatic101(m): 1:06pm On Jun 25, 2016
Honestly it's because of people like op I now sell thunder angry


THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: An Average Nigerian Girl And Her View On Relationship. by illmatic101(m): 1:04pm On Jun 25, 2016
kamel4real2015:
if only they adhere to the basic tenet of life but they live on fake, fallacious deceit about relationships from materialism to do everything for me attitude.
angry must you quote everything

Meanwhile you can order for your thunder smiley

THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
EducationRe: Photo- What Is The English Version Of This Sentence by illmatic101(m): 12:59pm On Jun 25, 2016
Buy THUNDER...

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Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
PoliticsRe: Yes, APC's Promised Change Is Slow –Kwara Governor by illmatic101(m): 12:55pm On Jun 25, 2016
I refuse to read this IJN

Meanwhile...

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Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: Checkout This Awkward Conversation Between A Mother And Her Daughter by illmatic101(m): 12:51pm On Jun 25, 2016
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: Please Advise Me. by illmatic101(m): 12:49pm On Jun 25, 2016
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: Birthday Gift by illmatic101(m): 12:48pm On Jun 25, 2016
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: Man Marries Four Wives After Ex Dared Him. by illmatic101(m): 12:46pm On Jun 25, 2016
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: Mr Naialand 2016 by illmatic101(m): 12:43pm On Jun 25, 2016
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
RomanceRe: Different Booties: Come Identify Urs Or Hers.. (photo) by illmatic101(m): 5:28pm On Jun 23, 2016
BUBBLE all the way smiley
RomanceRe: So Many Baby Daddies These Days....i Can't Marry/date A Baby Daddy by illmatic101(m): 9:50pm On Jun 13, 2016
[quote author=ireneony post=46537762]Wtf huh.. most guys i see these days are baby daddies.
Why should i marry/date a baby daddy when I'm not a baby mama? The funny this is; most of them are not ashamed to say they're baby daddiess.

I set my standards and i know what i want.
Ladies don't date/marry a baby daddy, learn to set your boundaries.

Say no to baby daddies#

The easiest way to spot a premature is by how they think e.g this Op, SMH
CultureRe: Meet The Unsung Heroes, Scientist And Scholars Of African Origin by illmatic101(m): 10:14am On Jun 08, 2016
Professor Kuti, Fala's grandfather he invented the so fa notes( do re mi so fa la ti ) that's why it sounds Yoruba.
RomanceRe: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by illmatic101(m): 11:05pm On Jun 07, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
embarassed
Oya Madame start spilling yours angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari And The Shameful Lies Of APC by illmatic101(m): 8:31pm On Jun 07, 2016
biafranqueen:
How long will we just ignore these bold face lies told by this administration?

"
But now we hear of 2 week trip to London for ear infection?


#FlipFlopHypocrite
Madame!! Welcome back smiley where have you been abi you chop ban? cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Is Shouting "Change" What Should Americans Do? by illmatic101(m): 8:16pm On Jun 07, 2016
Americans should learn from Nigeria's predicament ooh, Look What APC Change government has gotten us into.
RomanceRe: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by illmatic101(m): 7:43pm On Jun 07, 2016
How I want start? There's this pretty girl I was asking out during my service year, we started out as good friends, soo one day she and her roommate invited me over I.e after taking their time to prepare different types of dishes ( make I no lie na rice and eba ) when it was time for me to eat I told them I wanted to drink GARRIshocked they thought I was joking, I drank my garri without any iota of shame embarassed, me people una think say my village people no dey involve cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Shoot At Policemen Along Bauchi-Jos Road In Error by illmatic101(m): 7:48pm On May 29, 2016
And somebody here is busy disturbing my life to join the Nigerian police, like say if I wear the uniform I go be their ambassador for good attitude angry
PoliticsRe: Tompolo To Avengers: I Dont Know You, Stop Blowing Up Piplines.. by illmatic101(m): 7:37pm On May 29, 2016
lirusehn:
son of a bloody coward!! undecided

If FG is ready to hear them out why has the government not listened to u yet?? undecided

Oloriburuku mashafani somebody undecided
And you are son of ...whathuh........ a bloody conqueror SMHH undecided?
PoliticsRe: The Niger Delta Situation And The Misguided Niger Delta Avengers Group by illmatic101(m):
bacanista there's more to this ooh, some APC bigwigs in the Niger delta are behind this attacks, they just want their own share of contracts to protect oil facilities.
HealthRe: See Photos Of A Baby Boy Born Without Anus In Jos by illmatic101(m): 3:54pm On May 07, 2016
Oya redemption governor over to you
PoliticsRe: Four (4) Powerful Quotes From Pmb That Will Restore Your Hope In Nig. by illmatic101(m): 7:21am On May 07, 2016
Op, do you mean power mouth action?
FashionRe: Gmary Beauty Hair Cut & Saloon Opposite N.u.t Ph Rd,owerri Imo State by illmatic101(m): 7:59pm On Apr 30, 2016
angry
PoliticsRe: Hillarious Billboard: Ten Reasons For Apc. by illmatic101(m): 9:28pm On Apr 29, 2016
We Will we will we will before campaign, we will we will we will, still after campaign.
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by illmatic101(m): 6:55pm On Apr 29, 2016
prettythicksme:
Na u sabi undecided who change epp?
Aisha Buhari
PoliticsRe: No more funding for medical trips abroad – Buhari tells government officials by illmatic101(m): 10:58am On Apr 27, 2016
Right now I don't give a Bleep about Boko haram, what is the Nigerian army doing about this fulani militants, thank God for the Beroms, Jukuns and the lantangs they're holding up strongly, if not the middle belt would have been overrun by this fulani dementors.
PoliticsRe: IBB Dead? by illmatic101(m): 7:12pm On Apr 24, 2016
Details please... undecided
RomanceRe: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by illmatic101(m): 7:08pm On Apr 24, 2016
ellacute45:
Mr. Cork is gay I did a background check on him. He went to UK on a spouse visa.. Which his white gay partner applied for him fortunately his husband is rich that's why he boasts of having an expensive car on nairaland.. GAYBRIEL like him
Mr Cork isit true?!! shocked
Christianity EtcRecall Lawmakers Who Don’t Represent You Well – Bishops by illmatic101(op): 1:17pm On Apr 24, 2016
http://www.punchng.com/recall-lawmakers-who-dont-represent-you-well-bishops/

The Diocesan Bishop, Church of Nigeria, Anglican Communion, Diocese of Egba, Ogun State, Rt. Reverend Emmanuel Adekunle, has advised the electorate to be courageous enough to recall any lawmaker in the National Assembly who does anything contrary to their wishes and aspirations.

He said this in Abeokuta at a media briefing on the 2016 diocesan synod of the church, which began on Friday with the theme, ‘The Beatitudes.’

Adekunle equally said events in the Senate in the past few weeks informed the need for Nigerians to be vigilant, as it appeared that some of the lawmakers were in the legislature for selfish interests and not to make life better for the people.

He said, “It is sad that many of our lawmakers in the National Assembly, most especially in the Senate, were there for selfish interests.

“The recent happenings in the Senate are shameful. I think Nigerians should be courageous enough to recall any of their representatives who are not representing them well, either in the Senate or in the House of Representatives.”

The bishop also condemned Nigerian public office holders for wanting to hold on to power at all cost, even when they were on trial for corruption.

He said, “It is only in Nigeria that public officials undergoing trial will clinch to their offices. In sane societies, once any public official is involved in a scam, and he or she is undergoing trial, he or she resigns and gives room for fair trial. By clinching to their offices, they are using that to intimidate those agencies trying them.

“Again, on the move to amend the Acts establishing the Code of Conduct Bureau and (the Code of Conduct) Tribunal, I will describe their action as that of shameless people, trying to cover their tracks. They are not doing it to save only one person but to cover their own tracks as well. It is quite shameful.

“I think the constituencies where these lawmakers emerged from, should begin to think of how to recall them back home.”

Similarly, retired Bishop of Akure Anglican Diocese, Bishop Gbolanle Gbonigi, supported the idea of recalling lawmakers found guilty of corrupt practices.

He however stated that the process of recalling was difficult in Nigerian democratic system.

He said, “I support the idea of recalling corrupt lawmakers from the National Assembly wholeheartedly. But it is one thing to say that they should be recalled, it is another thing for it to be done.

“It is not only these people that are corrupt, they came out from all of us and very many politicians are corrupt in Nigeria. If you say they should be recalled, who will recall them? They bribed the people to get to the House and they give part of the money they steal to some people in their constituencies. So, it is not as easy as one would think.”
Christianity EtcRecall Lawmakers Who Don’t Represent You Well – Bishops by illmatic101(op): 12:30pm On Apr 24, 2016

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