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THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
I wonder what is wrong with some people? Why'll she take the law into her hands? Why can't she be patient like others? Death will surely come to everybody. Instead of her to order for thunder she... mtcheww.. Meanwhile THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
Buy THUNDER... Buy THUNDER... THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
Honestly it's because of people like op I now sell thunder ![]() THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
kamel4real2015: must you quote everythingMeanwhile you can order for your thunder ![]() THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
Buy THUNDER... THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
I refuse to read this IJN Meanwhile... THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
THUNDER FOR SALE!!! Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices |
BUBBLE all the way ![]() |
[quote author=ireneony post=46537762]Wtf .. most guys i see these days are baby daddies.Why should i marry/date a baby daddy when I'm not a baby mama? The funny this is; most of them are not ashamed to say they're baby daddiess. I set my standards and i know what i want. Ladies don't date/marry a baby daddy, learn to set your boundaries. Say no to baby daddies# The easiest way to spot a premature is by how they think e.g this Op, SMH |
Professor Kuti, Fala's grandfather he invented the so fa notes( do re mi so fa la ti ) that's why it sounds Yoruba. |
ErnieSmallzz:Oya Madame start spilling yours ![]() |
biafranqueen:Madame!! Welcome back where have you been abi you chop ban? ![]() |
Americans should learn from Nigeria's predicament ooh, Look What APC Change government has gotten us into. |
How I want start? There's this pretty girl I was asking out during my service year, we started out as good friends, soo one day she and her roommate invited me over I.e after taking their time to prepare different types of dishes ( make I no lie na rice and eba ) when it was time for me to eat I told them I wanted to drink GARRI , me people una think say my village people no dey involve |
And somebody here is busy disturbing my life to join the Nigerian police, like say if I wear the uniform I go be their ambassador for good attitude ![]() |
lirusehn:And you are son of ...what ........ a bloody conqueror SMHH ? |
bacanista there's more to this ooh, some APC bigwigs in the Niger delta are behind this attacks, they just want their own share of contracts to protect oil facilities. |
Oya redemption governor over to you |
Op, do you mean power mouth action? |
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We Will we will we will before campaign, we will we will we will, still after campaign. |
prettythicksme:Aisha Buhari |
Right now I don't give a Bleep about Boko haram, what is the Nigerian army doing about this fulani militants, thank God for the Beroms, Jukuns and the lantangs they're holding up strongly, if not the middle belt would have been overrun by this fulani dementors. |
Details please... ![]() |
ellacute45:Mr Cork isit true?!! |
http://www.punchng.com/recall-lawmakers-who-dont-represent-you-well-bishops/ The Diocesan Bishop, Church of Nigeria, Anglican Communion, Diocese of Egba, Ogun State, Rt. Reverend Emmanuel Adekunle, has advised the electorate to be courageous enough to recall any lawmaker in the National Assembly who does anything contrary to their wishes and aspirations. He said this in Abeokuta at a media briefing on the 2016 diocesan synod of the church, which began on Friday with the theme, ‘The Beatitudes.’ Adekunle equally said events in the Senate in the past few weeks informed the need for Nigerians to be vigilant, as it appeared that some of the lawmakers were in the legislature for selfish interests and not to make life better for the people. He said, “It is sad that many of our lawmakers in the National Assembly, most especially in the Senate, were there for selfish interests. “The recent happenings in the Senate are shameful. I think Nigerians should be courageous enough to recall any of their representatives who are not representing them well, either in the Senate or in the House of Representatives.” The bishop also condemned Nigerian public office holders for wanting to hold on to power at all cost, even when they were on trial for corruption. He said, “It is only in Nigeria that public officials undergoing trial will clinch to their offices. In sane societies, once any public official is involved in a scam, and he or she is undergoing trial, he or she resigns and gives room for fair trial. By clinching to their offices, they are using that to intimidate those agencies trying them. “Again, on the move to amend the Acts establishing the Code of Conduct Bureau and (the Code of Conduct) Tribunal, I will describe their action as that of shameless people, trying to cover their tracks. They are not doing it to save only one person but to cover their own tracks as well. It is quite shameful. “I think the constituencies where these lawmakers emerged from, should begin to think of how to recall them back home.” Similarly, retired Bishop of Akure Anglican Diocese, Bishop Gbolanle Gbonigi, supported the idea of recalling lawmakers found guilty of corrupt practices. He however stated that the process of recalling was difficult in Nigerian democratic system. He said, “I support the idea of recalling corrupt lawmakers from the National Assembly wholeheartedly. But it is one thing to say that they should be recalled, it is another thing for it to be done. “It is not only these people that are corrupt, they came out from all of us and very many politicians are corrupt in Nigeria. If you say they should be recalled, who will recall them? They bribed the people to get to the House and they give part of the money they steal to some people in their constituencies. So, it is not as easy as one would think.” |


.. most guys i see these days are baby daddies.
