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georgecso:
Details later

We want the details now

And you don't dare disappoint a Hausa Girl she'll kill you, your new girlfriend and commit suicide

There's this Mai Shai along Bauchi road here in Jos, he sells two different type of tea, the Buhari tea and that of Goodluck, if your choice is Buhari he serves you ordinary tea sugar and dry bread but if your choice is Goodluck he serves you tea rich in milk, cocoa and sugar, bread well buttered with fry eggs, according to the size of your wallet

Nigerians no go kill person

PROVACATEUR:
Believe this man whose lies has made him to look sillier than Lai Mohammed at your own peril

Madame this your signature sef

Stupedinluv:
Define the hot legs. Long straight or slightly bow?

Both

Stupedinluv:
What catches your fancy first

Her
1. Eyes
2.Hair style
3 Face
4 Lips
5 Hips
6 butt
7 legs
8 boobs
9 smell
10 smile
11 walking step
12 voice
13 Intelligence
14 Complexion
15 weight
16 Height
17 Neatness
18 What?

6 & 7 Hot legs

Shigoboy:
My uncle who is in UK normally send money direct to my GTBANK through agent, about a month bank I was expecting some money from him which I later received, but to my greatest surprise, I received the alert twice and the amount was doubled, I ignored it hoping it was just an bank alert error, as time goes on, as I was making other transactions with the account extra N370 keeps reflecting, but the issue was the my account was restricted, on getting to bank to know why the restriction I was told I opened the account as a student account and their is a limit to amount I can't receive with it which is 500K and I've received more than that so I was asked to upgrade it to be active, as I write this message I still have the money in my account which I've only withdrawn 10K from it, I'm scared of bank issue, I don't want them to start dragging my boxer, it's a month now, guyz do you think they can still come for this money? I already have a plan for this money, I guess the error is from the agent that did the fund transfer not bank, I'm still wondering if that is my 2016 Promo.

It's a setup my guy, efcc may use dansuki to mention your name

shollarey:
la click, la get wings

wings
la click, la you be Benin winch

Do we still have a government or is it that the country is on autopilot?

CaptainECole:
yup.. its better like dat abi

Yes na

joey150:
See new ritual tactics....


I jump and pass!

No mine dem, this APC chains dey give people bad ideas

IbnSultaan:
JOIN OCCUPY NASS MARCH 19
08;00
SARAKI HAS LOST ALL MORAL STANDING TO BE NIGERIANS NUMBER 3 CITIZEN
HE MUST RESIGN DUE TO HIS LACK OF INTEGRITY AND PATRIOTISM
HIS INDICTMENT BY CCT N PANAMAPAPERS IS A CLEAR POINTER

So... the remaining APC Senators are heavenly saints (sent)?

I think I prefer them dating we engineers

How much do you sell a litre of petrol?

SultanOfBrunei:
just one year,

by the end of Bubu's tenure UN helicopter will be dropping food and blanket frm d sky,


sai baba

.I rebuked you in Jesus name

mazimee:
2019 should come and be going already. We are tired of this change

imagine ooh, I was on my own wailing the other time somebody called me an enemy of progress, a child of hate , I can't afford the energy to hate it's too expensive, I rather use up my remaining calories to que up in the filling station.

Mouth action again!!

http://dailypost.ng/2016/04/07/denies-signing-budget-without-details-as-presiden


Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo on Thursday denied signing Appropriation Bills into law without viewing the details while he was still in office.
Obasanjo made the denial while speaking with State House Correspondents shortly after a closed door meeting with President Muhammadu Buhari at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

He said, “Eh en? I signed budget without details? Anybody who told you that, go and ask him again.”

On the 2016 Budget, Obasanjo said, “Before I will be able to tell you something about the budget, I have to read it and know what it contains and know what to talk about.”

Speaking on the purpose of his visit, the former President said, “You know that not too long ago, I was out there. I have come to share some of my experiences with him.”

When asked to speak on the experiences, Obasanjo said: “Ha! Ha! If I say I shared experiences with my wife, you will ask me wetin I talk with my wife.”

ireneony:
Nivea
Swiss collagen
Baby vaseline



It retain your natural skin

This type below

Op try using instagram filters it will do the magic

Sirsubway1:
Many are mad but few are roaming.

And the main madman is in Aso Rock

[quote author=BushidoBlue post=44413486]Heheheheheheheeeee..

Is Biafra the one ruling this country?
Hehehehehehe

Standing with someone that can't stand in one place and think...
Keep roaming you hia



"But as for me and my kind, WestandwithBuhari" leave the Idiat he thinks standing with Buhari will give him fuel, as for me ooh I have no choice than to standwithmyjer-re-can

greatness22:
Lol, I didn't bother myself reading this lies, as long as it's from the lying party. **sips Limca**

Sipping Limca @ this time of the night, you be winch?

http://dailypost.ng/2016/04/04/maitama-sule-not-dead-aide/

A former Nigeria’s Permanent Representative at the United Nations, Maitama Sule, is not dead.
Ashir Sheriff, an aide to the elder statesman made this known Monday evening.

Reports emerged Monday afternoon on social media that the pioneer Commissioner of the Public Complaints Commission has passed on.

But Sheriff while reacting to the story said the Dan Masanin Kano, is “alive, hale and hearty”.

“We just arrived Abuja today for a function in Nasarawa State tomorrow. The rumour is malicious and unfounded,” he said.

“As I speak to you now, he is observing his Asr prayer in his hotel room. He has not even shown sign of any sickness,” he told Premium Times.

There's no smoke without fire, noise maker who ask you?

http://dailypost.ng/2016/04/04/i-never-paid-a-dime-to-be-appointed-as-minister-under-buhari-lokpobiri/

Minister of State for Agriculture, Senator Heineken Lokpobiri, has asserted that no amount of blackmail would distract him from performing his duties in the cabinet of President Muhammadu Buhari.
The minister said all the allegations against him by a faction of the state Executive Committee of the All Progressives Congress (APC) led by the party’s state Chairman, Chief Tiwe Oruminighe were laughable and baseless and could not move him.

Oruminighe and his group had accused Lokpobiri of purchasing his ministerial slot from the state leader of the party and former Governor of the state, Chief Timipre Sylva.

But Lokpobiri in a statement signed by his Media Assistant, Mr. Donald Ojogo, said his appointment as a minister was based on merrit.

He vowed to take anybody who was bent in damaging his hard-earned reputation to court for libel.

The statement reads: “In the last few days, the Bayelsa state chapter of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has contended with some unsavoury moments.

“Undoubtedly, these are orchestrated by an insignificant few within the party and oiled by some external forces who feel threatened about their political future, especially as the APC challenges the outcome of the last governorship election at the Election Petition Tribunal.

“‎From the outset, the attitude of the Honourable Minister of State for Agriculture, Senator Heineken Lokpobiri has been to ignore and avoid responding to all such untoward moves and circumstances around the APC. To him, such do not represent the much required cohesion, sincerity of purpose and political maturity.

“Nonetheless, in the view of the deliberate fabrication of lies and misrepresentation of facts on the part of those who have allowed themselves to be used in this blackmail venture, it has become very compelling to state the following:

“The Hon Minister of State for Agriculture, Senator Heineken Lokpobiri never got his appointment on the platter of financial negotiations as expressly insinuated by the suspended State chairman of the APC in Bayelsa State, Chief Tiwei Oruminigha and his cohorts.

“Like other appointees of Mr President, Senator Lokpobiri was duly considered worthy to be so appointed in his position.

“It is a clear case of misrepresentation of facts to insinuate that former governor of Bayelsa who is the leader of the APC in Bayelsa State, Chief Timipre Sylva collected money from the Hon minister before his appointment as minister. This is an outright fabrication”.

The statement added: “The reference by Tiwei Orunimigha to statements purportedly made by Hon minister in the build up to the 2015 elections ‎that he (Lokpobiri) never believed in the ability of the APC and its then presidential candidate (now president), Muhammadu Buhari to win election is nothing but an exhibition of either some form of delusion or incurable amnesia.

“For the records, the Hon Minister’s political affinity with President Muhammadu Buhari dates back to 2003 when he was the senatorial candidate of the defunct All Nigerian Peoples Party ( ANPP) fro Bayelsa West Senatorial District.

“He had vigorously campaigned for him to be president then. The assertion by Orunimigha can only be a fictionalised sermon heightened by defeated expectations. It is therefore a blackmail that cannot stand the test of time. It is neither capable of distracting the Hon minister.

“Lastly, as a law abiding citizen, the Hon Minister wishes to state that while an unsuspecting section of the media has the liberty to publish unsubstantiated stories, he reserves the right to seek redress in the ‎law courts”.

SpicyJosBabe:
Yess

Are you indirectly inviting us to Borno

Pidggin:
I bought fuel at N180/ltr from a filling station today, most other filling stations were selling at N200/ltr, PMB is a failure

You are complaining? Last week I bought fuel at N350+/1ltr, people now sleep in filling stations over hear

Lalong try am na your dead body dem go pack for wheelbarrow, in case you donno, you're a one term Governor

sinaj:
Lwkmd




Na tru sha

So you too dey ask for charger?

[quote author=ibunja4man post=44376260][/quote]Who should stop wailing me or Segun Awolowo?