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Family / Re: "Disrespect My Mum I Divorce You" .too Harsh? by illuminada: 2:36am On Aug 20, 2016
Sphinx02:
I recently told my lady this but she felt it wz harsh.Is it? Anyways d mssg has been received loud and clear.

As long as you are willing to accept the same obligation..there should be no qualms

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Phones / Re: Never Include Where You Work On Your Facebook Profile by illuminada: 4:16am On Aug 14, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
This doesn't make sense
This is 2016 and not 1932

You can search and find someone's home address on the internet
Here in the states you can pay $5 on peopleinfo.com and you will see their full name, their home address, their arrest record, their court record,their relations both dead and alive, where they live, where they go to church, the pictures of their house.

But here, everyone owns and carries a gun, so if you wanna get smoked, just try kidnap them, one shot to the head and you're dead

Enle o...Mr. "Here in the states"

cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: How To Determine When It's Safe To Overtake (Photos) A Must Read by illuminada: 7:22am On Jul 04, 2016
bellong:
2. Check your blind spot..

If you set your side mirror properly there is nothing called blind spot.

Blind spot only exist if your side mirror is not well set and positioned. A vehicle you can't see in a well positioned side mirror is already beside you which you will see anyway.

Errrm...Sir **coughs**

I see your point...beht the foreign folks who developed these procedures may have a superior argument. 'Shoulder checking' is always a good practice when passing (overtaking). Don't forget that the car in the blind spot is also in motion, and an accident could occur in split seconds if you do not take care to check that blind spot. Could also lead to failing a drive test if not done.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 8:10am On Jul 03, 2016
SANDOSKI:


No make me vex drink acid... You no get money reach my husband quartergringrin

Ah.....I get one gallon of acid here oh. Not sure of its potency, but you fit sample am sha.
And errmmm nne...bia bia, do you know they call me Ezego 1 of Aguluzoigbo kingdom. Achoro gi biko; let me spoil you with finance, osiso
smiley
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 1:28am On Jul 03, 2016
sade1994:


It's important too.


I guess the only way you can measure this is by sampling smiley
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 10:07pm On Jul 02, 2016
Triczchic:


1, 5, 8 and 9 ..any other quality is an added advantage.

Hahahahaa......I trust you!!!!

Number 8 na non-negotiable requirement grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 4:50pm On Jul 02, 2016
MissRike:
grin

I rest my case.

Not so fast....I dey go court of appeal. I still don't gerrit tho. How do you establish that a chap has a bright future?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 4:42pm On Jul 02, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Yea..... Illuminada.... See my husband


Makydebbie aw r u doing dear,?

Na ordinary Boeing 747 he dey fly sef...my own aircraft ehn, na advanced technology developed in benin. Lagos to London in 2mins
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 4:38pm On Jul 02, 2016
makydebbie:
beta bilivit...my mommy married a rich man...who lives in the moon..abi mummy sandoski

*grin* where's Magu?

I need him to probe that wealth...Dasuki money must be inside angry

If e like, make e enter the farthest planet on the milky way! Na extradition sure pass
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 4:29pm On Jul 02, 2016
MissRike:


Lol..... not at all. We're all entitled to the way we understand words.

I didn't mean "futuristic" in that context..... I simply meant a "bright future".

Lol...that's fair.

Even guys like chics with a "bright future" and a "glorious past" grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 4:00pm On Jul 02, 2016
MissRike:


Wa'ever

Uh oh...hope I didn't strike a nerve there. Na joke oh, eweliwe biko.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 3:36pm On Jul 02, 2016
MissRike:
Yes, I can, if and only if he's futuristic.

Futuristic? Haha...the iRobot type?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 3:28pm On Jul 02, 2016
makydebbie:
my mummy sandoski married a pilot jorrr...ya not my fada..

NoooooOoo embarassed

Haha...akant bilivit
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 9:52am On Jul 02, 2016
SANDOSKI:



You no be my pikin makydebbie fada.... My husband Na Pilot ooogrin

Chai!!!!!!!....broad daylight confessions, I'm so heartbroken right now

Someone wake me up from this nightmare....
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 9:21am On Jul 02, 2016
Triczchic:


In support or confirming? I'm not in support of some things there but I know they are criteria for some ladies.

Interesting...from our small interaction for sure, 1, 2, 3, 4, 8 and 9 would be ur minimum standard

Lmao...true?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 9:18am On Jul 02, 2016
makydebbie:
are you dad?...from the moon..what did you "knew"

Yimu..not even.

Closest to the moon was honeymoon with mama. She felt like an astronaut afterwards.

I knew mama cheated on me
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 9:05am On Jul 02, 2016
ummeey:
Nah, use your fone and google 'chris hemsworth' and 'jussie smollett' in images. Then quote me again

Wetin do Rick Ross nau
sad

Beht why lol
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 9:00am On Jul 02, 2016
Triczchic:


Yeah .. Citizenship may be weird..all depending on the scenario.. If she is the one who stands to benefit from it and not the other way round. The other points are just normal.

Hmmm....sounds like you're in support of all the items on that list, correct? smiley
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 8:54am On Jul 02, 2016
jeevyww:


You forgot to add stupidly rich and famous

Hahahaa....exactly!
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 8:53am On Jul 02, 2016
Triczchic:
What makes them weird?

Haha...good question.

I guess not all. Stuff like dual citizenship for instance cheesy
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 8:37am On Jul 02, 2016
LuveU2:
Lmaooo but swt yahoo yahoo guys have no legal working papers, and every other illegal job outt there u know. So they are ruled out frm my list huh wink

Ello bae, yahoo don re-brand o! With CAC registration sef,lol. Haha..ok, scenario 2:

Security officer at a bank = work = hardworking
They even have a desk to them sef
Pls don't rule this one out too na smiley
Haha
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 8:21am On Jul 02, 2016
makydebbie:
my daddy resides there joorrsad...ask my mummy sandoski...i know tales by moonlight!cheesy

What And I thot u were my daughter...which daddy again? I knew it! Should av done a DNA test earlier, smh
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 8:17am On Jul 02, 2016
LuveU2:

grin you see if my boo is working i must have a look at his working documents and he would have to take pics of him in his work place. Working means hardworking to me.


Hahahahahahahahahaaaa......*dead*

So lemme bring out that my symbolic logic textbook again

Yahoo yahoo = work
According to you, cutie
Work = hardworking
:. Yahoo yahoo = hardworking
YBNL l'omo
Hahahaaaaa...nothing do u
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 8:04am On Jul 02, 2016
LuveU2:
Hardworking and very intelligent man for now smiley Check my signature too!

Hhahahaa....I did!!! Is that the hardworking and intelligent guy? smiley

U girls sha...I'm curious still.
How do you determine a hardworking guy? It's too easy to form hardworking these days
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 7:52am On Jul 02, 2016
LuveU2:
How come you want
a pretty, curvy, intelligent and homely woman for wife. Aint these not high expectations?


Lol.....what are your expectations though
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 7:19am On Jul 02, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Breakfast , manage dis zobo let me make breakfast for yougrin

Taaa! Don't serve my daughter with zobo na...whattapun to cappuccinos or chai latte
Do well o...lol
Career / Re: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by illuminada: 7:07am On Jul 02, 2016
telemapreye1:
I never did cos I wear only skirt and gown to work...Although am this slim girl so anything I put on fits me well but that doesn't warrant his attitude..He is just a womaniser and he told me I was the first girl to turn down his offer smiley so that why he was so desperate to get me but b4 he could I already quit.

Hmmm....may really have nothing to do with clothing. He may have taken a cue from the things you say or your general disposition at the office. You did a good thing by sticking to your guns though
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 6:59am On Jul 02, 2016
SANDOSKI:



It's very simple.....


That type of man is never POOR wink

Beht, eerrrm...Aunty, how would you determine a guy that is really ambitious and enterprising? Some could just fake it. Education on the other hand can be verified easily
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 6:57am On Jul 02, 2016
makydebbie:
just like my daddy!!!!!he is so ambitious...that he resides in the moon!!!!gringringrin

Haha...tales by moonlight!
**may not make sense if you were born in the 90's**
Career / Re: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by illuminada: 6:50am On Jul 02, 2016
telemapreye1:
I passed the interview and got the job but after sometimes he wanted sex...But I refused so we started having issues,so i quit.

Maybe I see things differently because I'm a guy...but, did you do anything that aroused his desire for sex?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 6:45am On Jul 02, 2016
SANDOSKI:
YES, I can marry a man who is not RICH...

_________________

*I would like a man who is EDUCATED, ENTERPRISING and AMBITIOUS ...wink


Haha.....giiiirrrrllll...easier said than done
Career / Re: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by illuminada: 6:41am On Jul 02, 2016
telemapreye1:
Been there, but in my own case I quitted the job....cant go and sell my body cos of job.

Lol...quitted.

Were the circumstances similar to hers? As in, an owner managed business...did you secure another job first or just quit notwithstanding

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