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CareerRe: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by illuminada: 6:20am On Jul 02, 2016
JobAirport:
Hi,

I understand your dilemma.

Please contact our team of professional advisers using the link on the picture below.

Thank you.
Aaaah.....awon flipmode squad ti de, lol.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 6:16am On Jul 02, 2016
mimzy:
God fearing kinda man
Good vision
Hardworking
Sincere

Mehn the list is inexhaustible...

Gm
Hahahahaaaa.....babe, that list looks cliché.
But you indicated something..'the list is inexhaustible'
I sure say the comprehensive list go include material wealth smiley

Goodmorning dear
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by illuminada:
Estherfaith:
Apart from his words, no concrete evidence.
I feel your pains...did you just say he owns the company? Mehn, that changes everything.

With the high unemployment rate, it could be tough finding another job right away. I think you mentioned he claims to be a 'born again' Christian. You can probably use that to appeal to his sense of reasoning. Maybe attend his church one day and mingle with folks he tries to form holy holy with....walai, this will seat him up knowing his reputation is at risk. If na part-time pastor sef...makes it even better!!!! Hahahahaa...try that, see how it goes.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Afolabi's Daughter 6th Birthday Celebration In Pictures by illuminada: 6:01am On Jul 02, 2016
NegeduGrace:
lol,,bad mouthgringrin
Haha...cute NegeduGrace

Sweet lips u mean wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 5:52am On Jul 02, 2016
mimzy:
Of course... As long as he has potentials
The delectable Mimzy wink
Out of curiosity though...whats your definition of "potentials"
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That's Not Rich? by illuminada: 5:49am On Jul 02, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Ladies can you marry a man that's not rich?[/color]
Haha....first off, can you?
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Afolabi's Daughter 6th Birthday Celebration In Pictures by illuminada: 5:46am On Jul 02, 2016
pretydiva:
Na windscreen she put 4 her eye ni undecided
Lol.....na wiper remain eh cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Biggest Mistakes Women Might Be Making In Their Marriage That Cost Them Dearl by illuminada: 5:44am On Jul 02, 2016
placeofallure:
Nice list. I didn't give any thought to it before that my husband and I may be too Siamese for comfort so last summer, my office organised a summer vacation for select members of staff, l was included. I didn't want to decline to attend because it has promotion perks attached to it. As soon as I made up my mind to go, calls started coming in from family and even my colleagues, they were wondering how we would survive the short break away from each other. My hubby said l could go but he fell ill before l returned and to make it more dangerous, in his sickness he shut himself away from everybody. Since then, I made it compulsory to share our lives with other people. I encourage him to bond with friends and family more and I'm doing likewise. I'm putting in for another summer vacation in the office only this time I wish management will reconsider and let us come with our spouses.
Going on a vacation trip with your spouse would be nice, for sure. Must be some high profile job you got there smiley
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Jail Street Hawkers From July 1- Ambode by illuminada: 5:40am On Jul 02, 2016
Pavarottii:
90% of tax collected from people to make it a fancy state don't av their state of origin as Lagos state. So if everybody leaves, where will Lagos get tax money from to make it a fancy state.
Hahahahaa....hiaaan! Biko, where did you obtain this statistical information from?

Cool down bro...lol
RomanceRe: Can U Be Committed To A Girl When D Girl Is Keepin Herself 4 Wedding (no Sex)? by illuminada: 5:37am On Jul 02, 2016
Diamondqueen:
i mean a real virgin here.
How can one establish this? With various methods out there that can be used to conceal the truth, lol.
CareerRe: HELP! I Am Always Making Little But Costly Errors by illuminada: 5:32am On Jul 02, 2016
I think some of the suggestions on here are very good. After all else failed, a few folks I know resorted to help from medical experts.

Certain prescription drugs were recommended like adderall. But I don't think this is your case though. Aaronson made some good points.
RomanceRe: Can U Be Committed To A Girl When D Girl Is Keepin Herself 4 Wedding (no Sex)? by illuminada: 5:19am On Jul 02, 2016
Diamondqueen:
you mean you will cheat?
Pretty much
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 5:11am On Jul 02, 2016
ummeey:
Lol do I even know?
Lemme epp you (lets start with physical features):

10 inch beards;
Curly moustache like Herbert Macauley's;
Man boobs;
Big flabby tummy with skin that sags past the waist area;
Dreadlocks
Pitch Black lips
Yam legs
Hairy nostrils and ears

Sounds legit?
Lol..*runs away*
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 5:00am On Jul 02, 2016
ummeey:
You don't understand, am for real.
Ummeey...Beht why na, hahahaha. This is even more hilarious than the first post.
Question for you...what are the qualities/features in a guy that'll make him ideal for you?
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by illuminada: 4:52am On Jul 02, 2016
ummeey:
What is 6packs? I have a crush on rickross!
Hahahahahahaaa.....dis comment almost killed me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See The Nigerian Police Force Salary Structure by illuminada: 4:49am On Jul 02, 2016
If those figures are accurate....hmmm, then I think police officers especially the ones in the junior Cadre are vulnerable to unethical practices.
PoliticsRe: This Is Onitsha! by illuminada: 4:36am On Jul 02, 2016
Fugazi:
Onitsha, world's most polluted city

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3016639_onitsha_jpeg0fa5ae1f80c8849f805578f6f17ae0c1
Looks like somewhere in the Nkpor area
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by illuminada: 4:35am On Jul 02, 2016
Adanzee:
I got accepted for Masters and I dint submit any IELTS... Just my transcript, refrence letter and SOP and I was accepted after 7weeks.. Normal wait duration is 8-10weeks... So you don't need all that... UWaterloo accepted me lucky enough so I chose them instead for fall 2016
UWindsor has a very huge naija population
Brilliant choice though....what course?
RomanceRe: Why Some Nigerian Ladies May Never Get Married by illuminada: 4:26am On Jul 02, 2016
Nikita1:
Yes cheesy
Not everybody nah.
Is it compulsory?
Marriage is over rated and I blame the society fot it
Haha...you have a fair argument. I discussed this matter with a single lady in her mid-thirties the other day. I feel like there's bound to be times when such ppl feel lonely and may just resort to a withdrawn lifestyle. I think the demerits of being single outweigh the merits. You are right sha, the emphasis on marriage may have been stressed too much in our society.
RomanceRe: Why Some Nigerian Ladies May Never Get Married by illuminada: 4:07am On Jul 02, 2016
Nikita1:
Well, it's not everybody that will get married.
Those pix u attached are ewwwwww!
Hahaha...Nikita grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Departs Abuja For Daura, Katsina State (photos) by illuminada: 8:38pm On Jul 01, 2016
LasoulMacuby:
Bro, When it came to the guy, nothing is overboard. He has never stop insulting Buhari since the man came on board, a man who i believe is older than his father. I am ready to dance naked with him on this thread. . .
Hahahaaa....I'm sorry Sir.

So which dance step? Shoki, Etighi abi na Azonto? grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Departs Abuja For Daura, Katsina State (photos) by illuminada: 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2016
LasoulMacuby:
Simple grammer u no fit put together, anyway i no blame u, u go say na Buhari no gree ur papa send u beta school
Chai, that was a little overboard buddy.
Not really necessary smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari Departs Abuja For Daura, Katsina State (photos) by illuminada: 8:06pm On Jul 01, 2016
Chai...someone should tell Mr President to clip his finger nails once in a while, lol
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Ending Support For BlackBerry, Nokia Symbian S60, Others by illuminada: 9:05am On Jul 01, 2016
Dottore:
Do people still use BB? Just asking cos I can't remember the last time I saw one. I'm sure it will soon be amongst GSM artefact
hahaa...errm actually, folks like the President of the United States and Chancellor of Germany cheesy
Blackberry's OS is still one of the most secure for handheld devices
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by illuminada: 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016
tnuola:
Lmao!!!
whass funi na...kant somborri play with u pipu again cheesy
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by illuminada: 7:58pm On Jun 29, 2016
Igbiboi:
Hello house I want a clarification to Credential evaluation. I heard WES is good, but I understand that they take a lot of time, Please can someone tell me another credential evaluation that doesn't slash GPA very much like ECE I can use. My GPA is 3.2 and I want it to be in the 3.0 bracket even after evaluation.
Thanks
TheBae:
Your GPA will not be up to 3.0 on a 4point scale.
There's this agency; IQAS - International Qualifications Assessment Service. May be worth checking them out. Although it appears that WES has wider recognition and is arguably the most reputable in credentials assessment. Try sending an email to the admissions office of schools on your radar to establish what is acceptable.

Cheers
HealthRe: Massive Fibroid Removed From A Woman's Tummy In Nigeria (PHOTOS) by illuminada:
idu1:
Humm
Haaaa! Nnkan be!!!
RomanceRe: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by illuminada: 8:34am On Jun 28, 2016
nikkypearl:
embarassed
Hahahahaa....beht why
Jokes EtcRe: Someone Greater Than Italy's G. Buffon Has Been Discovered! by illuminada: 7:35am On Jun 28, 2016
hahahahaa! Diaris God oh!!!

Front page humor here cheesy

cc: dani1luv
Ben13
RomanceRe: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by illuminada: 7:24am On Jun 28, 2016
nikkypearl:
Commitment to some guys is Odious!! angry
hahaha....you could have also added "emotional krinkum krankum...cum gargantuan gaga" cheesy
RomanceRe: She Asked If I Am Okay With It! by illuminada: 6:19am On Jun 28, 2016
niyot124:
What will happen if I am a guy cheesy
Kinda feel like you'll be ruthless....lol
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by illuminada: 12:16am On Jun 28, 2016
thesoj:
Lol. Carrying stuff abroad for strangers is extremely risky.
Was trying to send some cash to help get an over the counter medication. But yeah, it's all good. smiley

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