Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his joystick is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!

Cutehector:
Smelly vagina

So the first thing you get to know about a lady is how her privates smells

Oya place your hands on your head and shout; every power that has fried your picture with palmoil, they should change it to groundnut oil.....

Maybe some girls dont know what guys are really looking for in them. No wonder some look like masqurade to me, with their colour 'misappropriation' and heavy make-up. This turns me OFF totally! I dont seems to understand why some ladies choose to go out with guys that sag to the extent that their boxer's short is reveal to the general public.


Let hear yours...hoping that someone will read and change.

Guy, you just described me

.[/quote] You always panic whenever you accidentally leave your smartphone at home.

2. You take your smartphone wherever you go to, even to fetch water from the well.

3. You find it difficult to sleep whenever you are without your phone.

4. You keep getting Phantom Phone Alerts
You hear a tone and think you have a notification, but when you check your phone it’s blank. That's called phantom alert.

5. Whenever your smartphone dies something inside of you dies with it.

6. When number 5 happens, instead of waiting on Nepa to bring the light you walk around looking for where to charge your phone.

7. You only drop your phone when the battery is dead.

The first thing you do every time NEPA brings the light is to plug your Smartphone.

10. Your battery never lasts because you are always on your phone. And that's the major reason why you have a power bank.

11. You are most happy whenever you are on your phone.
. You never allow your phone a moment rest, you press it even while it is plugged.
Your food keeps getting cold everytime because you just won't leave your phone and concentrate on your food.

17. The first thing you do every morning when you wake up is pick up your phone.

18. Whever you are with family or friends you usually cant wait to get out. Not because thet are borung or anything but because you cant just
wait to go back to pressing your phone.

19. Whenever you are travelling to an undeveloped community that has no light the only thing you think about is 'how will I charge my phone'.

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I am guilty as charged

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8. You spend more than #500 every week charging your phone in a charging centre, money that could be used for something more productive.


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Naaaah, I don't do that, i have an ORAIMO power bank


[/quote]12. The charger you are using now you bought only because it is long and would make it easier for you be on your phone while its charging notwithstanding whether you are in bed or chair.


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Yeah that's the type of cord I use until it was stolen on Saturday


[/quote]14. You always like to sit right next to a socket wherever you can find one, which includes but not limited to church, restaurant, class.

15. Chargers are more important to you than anything else, you can forget your bible at home on a sunday but you can NEVER forget your
charger.

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No, I'm allergic to both


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20. You are guilty of doing more than 10 things on this list.[/quote]
See this guy talking of 10 when I'm thinking of 16

I know it's bad though but it's hard to change

They have started again oooo


TREKKERS GUILD OF NIGERIA (T. G. N)

Dumb people everywhere

Make I go read am

In other news,

Guys let's say you are arrested and the judge gives you 2 options:;
Option 1: 10 years in jail,
Option 2: Stay in jail until Arsenal win UEFA Champions League.

What will you choose?! Be honest.


Like for option 1
Share for option 2

LordZero:
Well written crap

Thanks

TheSlyone2:
patiently awaits counter thread


90% of gurls are either Prostitutes, gold diggers, Runs girls, Call gurls, Nymphomaniac.

Only a few, and by few, I mean 5% portrays the quality of real women. Those are the ones to be treated like Queens. Not whores in disguise

And the statistics you used to come to that conclusion?

"It’s the 21 century baby!”

This is the kind of statement you’ll hear from the average dude who is either a millennial (not above 35 years old in 2016) or a typical ol’ man just influenced by the millennial vibes around him.

Ladies often complain about the ill-manners of some guys who approach them and how it is the fact that this is a different era, ladies should just go with the flow.

We really haven’t been able to pinpoint what exactly has gone wrong.

Some say that technology and social media is producing a generation that doesn’t know how to form proper relationship.

That is why I thought to share these dating etiquettes for the 21st century guy who wants to be seen as responsible and serious about getting the girl of his dreams.

ETIQUETTE 1: If you want to ask a girl out, call her up, don’t do so over text messages or direct message.

ETIQUETTE 2: Don’t start flirting with her on the first date, not even on the second date. Get to know the real person before bringing up sexual advances.

ETIQUETTE 3: Be a gentleman, treat her like a lady, not all girls are slut.

ETIQUETTE 4: Don’t ask a girl to send you her nude picture. It is so rude.

ETIQUETTE 5: If you met online and you haven’t seen her physically, don’t ask her directly to send you her picture. You can always check her profile picture or arrange a date.

ETIQUETTE 6: If you are not going to be able to make it as planned, call her or send a text. Don’t just zone out and contact her whenever you are ready.

ETIQUETTE 7: Except you two agree to be on the ‘situationship’ terms, don’t lead her on if you have no long term intentions.

PointZerom:
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Wehdone sir

It might hurt badly, but at some point, it'll become clear that some relationships can no longer stand.
Letting go is often the most difficult things, especially if that relationship was once very rosy, and looked destined to be one of those love stories with genuine happy endings.

Some of them are just not meant to be, and if things ever get as bad as the 5 scenarios painted below, letting go, and seeking happiness in some other place might be the best thing to do.

So, you can stop hanging on when...

1. THE TRUST'S GONE

Not only is the trust gone out of the window, happiness, romance and laughter are gone, replaced by distrust and, of course, unhappiness.

No matter how great things were in the past, the memories will not make things better in the present without you and your partner making an effort to turn things around.

And when that fails repeatedly, there's not much reasons left to still be hanging on.

2. THE FIGHTING BECOMES ENDLESS

When you and your boyfriend or girlfriend get to the point where the fighting increases, and seems to be unending no matter how much you try to patch things up, that could be your cue to let go.

You have to admit to yourself at some point that some things are just not meant to be.

3. YOU DON'T TALK WITH THEM ANYMORE.

One of the wheels that need to keep rolling in a relationship is communication.

Once you do not talk anymore, and attempts fail to reestablish that genuine deep conversation, there might be no sense in still fighting for that relationship.

Letting go might be what's best for both of you.

4. NEITHER DO YOU TALK ABOUT THEM..

At some point, that guy was all you could talk about because he was not far from your thoughts all day long.

But somehow, life and happiness got sucked out of the relationship and even when people ask about him, you just mumble and change the topic as quick as possible.

Time to let go, perhaps?

5. THINGS HAVE GONE FLAT AND DULL.

No more discussions or time spent together no longer holds the thrill it once held, and you do not even look forward to seeing or spending time with them anymore.

These things hurt, but when it comes to this point where loving your significant other feels like a dreaded chore you'd rather not do, then you should know that it is time to get out of the relationship.

6. KHALED EL-MASRI SHARES HIS NAME WITH A DANGEROUS TERRORIST..

Sometimes, two people on this planet happen to share a name. Such was the case with Khaled El-Masri and, um, Khaled El-Masri. One was a dangerous terrorist who wanted to wage jihad against the West. The other was a law-abiding German citizen on vacation in the nation of Macedonia. Want to guess which one the CIA abducted and tortured? In 2003, the good El-Masri was snatched off a bus and detained by Macedonian secret police. After 23 days, they handed him over to the CIA, who beat him within an inch of his life, flew him to Afghanistan, and dumped him at a black site where he was repeatedly raped by the local guards. Meanwhile, the bad El-Masri was at large in Afghanistan, helping channel funds and weapons toward slaughtering Westerners.

It wasn’t until four months after the abduction that the CIA realized they’d got the wrong man. They flew El-Masri to Albania, dropped him off on some lonely road and told him not to look back. Many years later, El-Masri successfully sued the Macedonian government for wrongful arrest. He has never received an apology or compensation from the CIA.

5. THE FALSE RAPE CLAIM THAT MADE THE ACCUSERS MILLIONS..

Prison is not fun for rapists. So imagine how it must feel going through that hell, knowing you’re innocent. Now imagine going through all that while, on the outside, your wrongful accuser nets $1.5 million for framing you. From the age of 16, this was Brian Banks’s life.In 2002, Banks had a spontaneous sexual encounter with fellow summer school student Wanetta Gibson. Gibson’s mother found out about their tryst and hit the roof. So Gibson did what any fledgling psychopath would. She told her mom she hadn’t seduced the young linebacker. She’d been violently raped by him.Even though her story kept changing, Gibson was believed. Banks was jailed for five years.

Gibson sued the summer school for a $1.5 million payout. It was not till 10 years later that the truth emerged. In a rare moment of empathy, Gibson arranged a meeting with her victim to apologize. Banks secretly recorded the conversation, during which Gibson admitted she’d made the rape up but didn’t want to tell the police in case she lost her ill-gotten money. The recording was enough to get Banks’s conviction finally overturned.

4. THE GOVERNMENT - APPROVED GUIDE TO TERRORISM..

When Rizwaan Sabir downloaded a file titled “Al-Qaeda Training Manual,” he probably should have expected the police to come knocking. Never mind that he was a Ph.D. student studying counterterrorism at Britain’s Nottingham University. Never mind that a hard copy of the file already existed in the University’s library. And never mind that Sabir downloaded his manual directly from a US Government website . . . wait. What?It’s true. The “terrorist material” Sabir had downloaded was an annotated version of an Al-Qaeda pamphlet freely available on Federal Government websites.

Crazier still, it was designed and uploaded to help those studying counterterrorism develop new strategies against the jihadi threat. This is exactly what Sabir was trying to do. Instead, he wound up being arrested for terrorism. Sabir spent over six days in a UK jail before anyone realized this was clearly a mistake. Although Sabir was later awarded £20,000 in damages, Nottingham police are yet to admit they made a mistake.

3. THE CONVICTED MURDERER WITH A TIGHT ALIBI.

In detective shows, giving a character an airtight alibi means they’re no longer a suspect. If only real-life worked like that. In 1986, Derrick and Duane Moo Young were executed, gangland-style, in a Miami hotel. British citizen Kris Maharaj was arrested. He had six reliable witnesses who said he was 30 miles away from the scene of the crime. The judge took one look at his airtight alibi and decided to put him on death row anyway.The Moo Youngs were intimately involved in the Colombian cocaine trade. They had recently stolen from Pablo Escobar, a man not known for taking insults lightly.

A few years after the trial, two former-hit men from Escobar’s Medellin cartel came forward and claimed they’d carried out the execution. Escobar himself said he ordered them killed. The state’s key witness against Maharaj changed his testimony. The trial judge was arrested for bribery. Yet none of that changed anything. Maharaj’s death sentence was commuted, but he remains in prison to this very day.

2. THE MAN FROM AL-QAIDAH

If most of us were kidnapped by the CIA and interrogated to find out if we knew Al-Qaeda, we’d probably have the sense to say “no.” But then, most of us aren’t from the small town of Al-Qaidah in Yemen. Meet Emad Hassan, who grew up just outside the town. While studying in Pakistan after 9/11, he was grabbed by the CIA, who demanded he admit he knew al-Qaeda. Hassan, replied yes.Over the course of a long interrogation, Hassan repeatedly told the US interrogators he knew Al-Qaidah very well. He said Al-Qaidah was the only place that felt like home. He said he’d dearly like to be back in Al-Qaidah right now. The CIA thought they’d hit pay dirt.

Thanks to the mix-up, Hassan was thrown in Guantanamo Bay and held for 13 years. It wasn’t until lawyers from Reprieve showed the CIA Al-Qaidah town on Google Maps that anyone realized they’d made a ridiculous mistake.

1. THE SALAD TERRORIST....

The period just after 9/11 saw wrongful arrests skyrocket. Hundreds of innocent people were detained alongside real terrorists. But at least the CIA’s mistakes were understandable in many cases. Not so that of 14-year-old Mohammed Al-Gharani, nabbed in Pakistan. He wound up spending 11 years in Gitmo thanks to a misunderstanding of the word “salad.”His case reads like the plot of a hilarious, torture-based farce. Mohammed spoke Saudi Arabic, but the CIA used a Yemeni translator. They asked him if he knew where to get hold of large quantities of “zalat,” and if he had lots at home in Pakistan. In Yemeni Arabic, “zalat” means “money.”

In Saudi Arabic, it means “salad.” From Mohammed’s point of view, he’d been hauled off to a black site, and now CIA interrogators were screaming at him to give them information on salad. So he did. He told them he had tons of Zalat at home. He gave them lists of places in Pakistan where they could get Zalat at any time. The CIA decided they’d kidnapped an Al-Qaeda financer and interred him in Gitmo. It was 11 years before anyone realized the mix-up.

Wrongful arrest is terrifying. You could be just going about your business one moment, and being carted off to a police black site for a shower-based encounter with a dude nicknamed ‘The Butt Shredder’ the next. But, worrying as the thought is, at least it’s unlikely.

Like, there’s no way you’d ever get hauled off for mishearing the word “salad” or because your home town happened to share a name with a terror group or anything. Oh, wait. That’s exactly what happened to the following people

10. Hennessey Venom GT Spyder $1,100,000. What makes the 2013 Hennessey Venom GT Spyder is its price tag, a compelling 1.1 million dollars. There is no other convertible in the world today that can match-up with this car. Not to mention that it goes from 0-60 mph in 2.5 seconds.




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9. Pagani Huayra $1,300,000. Named after the "God of the winds" in Quechua, this Italian mid-engine comes with a 6.0 liter, V12 twin-turbo charged engine that produces 720 horsepower. It can reach from 0 to 60 mph in 3.0 seconds, and possibly reaching a top speed of 224 mph.

8. McLaren P1 $1,350,000. McLaren announced that only 375 of the P1 will be made. Under the hood is a hybrid-modified 3.8 liter V8 twin-turbo engine. When combined with the electric motor, it is expected to produce 903 horsepower aided by a 7 speed dual clutch paddle shifter. Time trial estimates put the P1 to go from 0 to 60 in 2.7 seconds, while it is expected to have an electronically limited top speed of 217 mph.

7. Maybach Landaulet $1,380,000. The Landaulet is the most expensive sedan on the market and it can go from 0-60 mph in 5.2 seconds. It is one the most luxurious cars ever made, this comes with a convertible roof that fully opens at the rear. This Maybach is made especially for CEOs and Executives who have their own personal driver.