acecarter:
As much as I don't like commenting on threads like this, I am forced to commend op as well as encourage him to be more jobless than he currently is.. Bravo!! ..












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Thank you

Omotayor123:

U don fall inside the trap many times right?

agarawu23:
Make I park my okada here

Abeg no okada here ooo
Na jeeps and suv's I want here ooo

ibrams:
guys we don suffer

Lol
U admit abi?

Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. grin As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll exp0se them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone:

Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile:

A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto

3. Make you laugh:

Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a s3cret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an ant!dote coz this tr!ck really works.

4. Make you talk:

A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple.
Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly:

A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tr!pping.

6. Perfume:

Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute:

Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin:

O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost ra,ped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddl!ng them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blem!sh, no p!mple, all clean, the ladies even start dece!ving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me" s

9. Deepened Voice:

Another simple tr!ck that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as pub3rty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! :

What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies d!e once.
It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s3x more than us.
They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future v!rgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na fa!nt!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us!

Comments and bashing are welcome

Cc:tosyne2much,lalasticlala,infact all romancelanders

nawtibownie:
Many booless babes here. May God help your/our situation.

Amen ooo
Bt why you dey check dere pix

Mcowubaba:
I can't speak for other guys..
But me, myself nd I- like nd love slim tall girls
Not lekpa oo..or biscuit bone, tozo, dogoyaro..

Whic celeb I go even use give example ehhhh- kylie jenner, taylor swift, Eva (nigerian rapper )

Ps...not their characters ooo..I mean their body physic!!!

Lol

memyselfndi:
In love

Good

Yungwizzzy:
My relationship status cannot be reached at the moment check back later

Lol

lurlah2014:
4 FOR REAL

Happy for u ooo

Cutehector:
Abt to enter a hot sizzling relationship... Whch will possibly lead to marriage

Gud to hear dat

dharay99:

11

Divorcee?

Please be frank and sincere.
Which is your relationship status
1. Single
2. Single and searching
3. Single and happy
4. Engaged
5. Complicated
6. Just broke up
7. In lust
8. Engaged, but wants 2 refrain
9. Courting
10. Married
11. Divorcee
12. Others (specify)

OlayinkaFawaz:
Shey na butts we wan Bleep ni
Let lepa roll 4 ur body, you'll not understand the thrills sent to u.....

Dem don do am for u wella

hertz9te:

on behalf of me and every niqqa I know....NO

Bros,y now?

dharay99:

more like ds huh...

Lol

PinkBarbie:
Slim girls blessed with the right proportion of fat in the right places.

We rock!

Pics or Idonblivit

Laburus:
If they are as slim as Nicki Minaj Yes

Lol
Thief

PunterTim:
Lyrics To A Song....Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

Okay

Mutuwa:


am crazy in love with slim girls...

Shey the stock-fish ones?

vizkiz:


dude, you need to start LISTENING to musics instead of dancing to the tunes bro

Alrite but gist me first

sweetboiy:
Interesting

Thanks

gab264:
Being naturally slim,fair as yaa complexion then ur admires will flock like sands on the surface of thaa earth.
I like naturally slim gurls a lot +fair in complexion) but these quality are hardly seen dis day'.The ones that will likely show anytime are already takin.
This cost my ( being single) fin 4 a decades

Sorry bros

donTbone:
It does exist only in Disney and Nollywood!



Ask me and I will tell you more

I av seen instances of pple claiming love at first sight,though I think its lust

dharay99:

I like slim qirls
buh no† d s†ock-fish †ype.

Lol

vizkiz:
I am all about that bass bout that bass. NO TREBLE!

I don't understand

1. Vision

Marry someone that believes strongly in your vision.The person doesn't need to do same profession like you. However the person MUST have kin interest in your vision. It will inspire you and help the two of you bond together in an unusual way.

2. Mutual respect

Does the person respect you, your opinion and family?
Do you feel free when you are with the person or you always have to pretend whenever you are together?
Does he/she abuse you physically or emotionally?
Is the person proud of you when you are in the company of others?
A marriage that has no mutual respect has a high tendency of break-up.

3. Friendship

Does the person inspire or motivate you?
When you marry your friend (someone with whom you understand each other and your spirit connect),chances are that you will enjoy living together as partner. When you and your close friend quarrel, you are quick to resolve it. That is how it should be also in marriage.

4. Avoid comparison

Never compare your husband with your father or ex. Same way, never compare your wife with your mother or sister. They are two different people. whenyou start comparing your partner or partner to-be, with someone else, you cannot be happy in such marriage. Whatever qualities you desire, go for someone that has it.

5. Manage your differences

Most times people want to marry someone like them. My recommendation is marry someone who is opposite of you (ie. Who has the qualities you are lacking). In that way you will be able to complement each other.

6. Mutual understanding

Your partner have different background, hence, both of you will see things differently.
Be willing to shift ground and your partner must be willing to do same .
If your partner truly loves you, he will not want to always have his way.
Be willing to learn his language, favourite game, eat his/her kind of food, dress in a way that appeal to his/her fantasy etc
.If your partner to-be always want to have his/her way In every discussion, watch it!

7. Truth and open communication

8. Genuine love

Can the person stay with you in bad times?
Does he/she love you for who you are or just because of sex, money or selfish purpose?
Do you enjoy staying with him/her?
Does he/she forgive when offended?
Wonderful marriage is not made of two perfect people but two forgivers

9. Testimony of others

What does other people feel or say about him/her?
Does your pastor, parent and friends approve of him/her.
When in love, there are many things we wouldn't see which is obvious to others.

10. God factor

Is the relationship based on God's principles or selfish motive?
Does your spirit agree with him or her?
Do you consult God who is the author of marriage?
If your marriage is good without God, I assure you, it will be best with him

Above all, learn from other peoples mistake and avoid repeating it.

Just wondering if guys exist who like slim girls because slim girls don't have all the big butt and boobs all guys seem to be crazy about this days

It is widely believed that love at first sight is not true and real love but infatuation. For instance, a male friend of mine saw a lady and fell in love with her immediately without even knowing where and who she is to the extent that he had to follow her to where she lives. In fact, he slept there that very nightand they started a relationship few days after.

But I can tell you today that the are not enjoying each other's company right now and I guess the reason is because they did not take time to know and study each other very well before establishing the relationship.

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