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Hmmmm
Thank god oooo
I pray for everyone reading my post that all the plans of the evil ones against you shall backfire....amen

This is my judgement,
I,The chief justice of this court sentence you to life imprisoment with a chronic gay criminal,for your yansh to be defiled on till you die...
Courttttttttttt

Make I sing small

[Verse 2 – Olamide]
Aunty ele fe jeh Nando’s
Ejo sema wo nachos
Se mo Pablo Escopa
Ma fun eh lateyin Koba
Wan le sin gbere sabe
Bi ti Kim wa’ni etun ma se ise abe
Efiwe lemi na mio kin repeat obo
Toba sheybi kanaku malue ni jibiti obo
Woss Woss wobi
Emi Aremu poki poki… ehn
Mio mo pe o like omi ogi
Ehn let me give it to you lowkey
[Chorus]
Woss Woss wobi, Woss wobi
Woss Woss wobi
Take banana or i give am to sister oh

Minister of special duties ( which includes driving of the president,hair dresser of the president's wife,clown general of the federation)...

[Verse 2 – Olamide]
Aunty ele fe jeh Nando’s
Ejo sema wo nachos
Se mo Pablo Escopa
Ma fun eh lateyin Koba
Wan le sin gbere sabe
Bi ti Kim wa’ni etun ma se ise abe
Efiwe lemi na mio kin repeat obo
Toba sheybi kanaku malue ni jibiti obo
Woss Woss wobi
Emi Aremu poki poki… ehn
Mio mo pe o like omi ogi
Ehn let me give it to you lowkey
[Chorus]
Woss Woss wobi, Woss wobi
Woss Woss wobi
Take banana or i give am to sister oh

.the rate at which parents watch and control dere children nowadays ehn,so frigid

I think all a parent can do is advice the child because it all depends on the child conviction...

Make I sing small

[Verse 2 – Olamide]
Aunty ele fe jeh Nando’s
Ejo sema wo nachos
Se mo Pablo Escopa
Ma fun eh lateyin Koba
Wan le sin gbere sabe
Bi ti Kim wa’ni etun ma se ise abe
Efiwe lemi na mio kin repeat obo
Toba sheybi kanaku malue ni jibiti obo
Woss Woss wobi
Emi Aremu poki poki… ehn
Mio mo pe o like omi ogi
Ehn let me give it to you lowkey
[Chorus]
Woss Woss wobi, Woss wobi
Woss Woss wobi
Take banana or i give am to sister oh

Chaleeee:
Which Ado? Ado Ekiti?? For Basiri area, no light for over 2 weeks now.

Which side for basiri
because I live close

As far as ado is concerned,we still dey enjoy light very well with little payments

Abeg I wan sing small

[Chorus]
Is it because i love you (love you)
Is it because i care (care)
Is it because i promised (promise)
That i’ll always be there (there)
Cause i gave you my heart (heart)
O wan fimi pa star (Star)
Baby mi ode dakun (dakun)
It is you that i like
[Hook]
Because you sweet like oreke
oreke oh yeah yea
to ba fimi le yeh mogbey
yeh mogbey oh yea yeah
Because you sweet like oreke
oreke oh yeah yea
to ba fimi le yeh mogbey
yeh mogbey oh yea yeah
Skibo yeh mogbey oh
[Verse 1 – Lil Kesh]
Na so i jam this girl for shoprite
When i toast her she con dey blush
I say she complete from head to toe
I swear to God no be wash oh
I tell her give me your number now
She say you have to earn it
If you’re very very sure you love
Kesh you have to tell me

;d ;d ;d

Adasun:
Op let justice be done.op do u really mean a gal frm the west pay ur dues nd rent?just asking*

Yes ooo...she pay my bills

Ikaosunwon:
Bros, how old are you and the girl in question?
To start with.

Why sir

Bobskylo:
ask d first girl if dos days she left u v med u to b caring?

as long as she left u, she did dat because she v started seeing som one else who shw her "love @ 1st syt" caring n d guy (s) v taken his/ their share n dump her.

she also intend using u as "bench-boyfriend" dats burning candles at bot ends. so she will folo a beta way.

she will also leave u if u accept her back n by dat time u mst lost tins.


























































































so be wise, a good turn deserved another......
one need nt to be told wat will happen to a bad turn..........

Thanks

Tallesty1:
Which State

Lagos
Why asking?

Cutehector:
Ay pls dnt be a coward.... Gv ur heart to d lady from d west!

Thanks

masterchi:
Op which country are u from?

Nigeria now

somadinho10:
It must not be lady f and introvert......your a fool if you leave the girl from the west

Bro calm down

falconey:
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Lol

Please I need some advice,Some four years back i happened to have a girlfriend whom i loved most to the extent of writing her name on my shoulder but after my form six, my future was un certain this made me join an institute for a craft course .When she heard about my joining the institute, she stopped seeing me has i continued looking for her but she kept on giving me an excuse of me not caring . has time went ,i decided to give up on her but i was not contented.

After joining the institute,i met this girl from west i picked an interest in her she also liked me and we started from there she got me out of the hostles by paying my rent,and she promised to help me with my tution at the university and all in all she wants to introduce me to her parents next year but the dilema came recently when this girl whom i spent with four years and she left me without giving me a reason came back to my life after getting news of me joining the university.

Am confused i still love her but i can’t let this one go! what can i do?

Hey Ladies, I know you all like dissecting what's going on with your men and honestly that is cool but what isn't cool is when you start asking all or any of the 4 questions below.
By the way, have you ever realized how angry a man can get when you ask too many questions at a time? When it comes to relationships, most women want to know everything that a man is thinking.
But here is the truth and from a man's perspective, there are 4 questions I think women should really avoid asking their men while in a relationship because the answers you get are basically those aimed at pleasing you but not the whole TRUTH.

1: Do I look fat?

Most men have learned that the answer to this question is always NO. Always. No exceptions. Women and weight have too close of a bond and women often define themselves and their worth by the scale. Therefore, men are prepared and ready to say, “No, you look beautiful!” no matter what. If a woman really cares about looking fat, she should look in the mirror and decide for herself. If she feels great, then no need to ask for affirmation. But the attention-seeking woman might be desperate for compliments and turn to her man for her fix. It’s most important to be healthy, no matter what the scale says... Ladies!

2: What happened in your past relationships?

Some women become obsessed with finding out everything about their man’s past. They need to know if they measure up to ex-girlfriends or wives, if he’s as happy with them as he was before and if he’s really over a past heartbreak. You might be especially concerned about what went wrong with your guy’s previous relationships. Remember, though, he might have been a very different man then, and he probably learned from his mistakes. Try not to hold his past wrongs against him because chances are he doesn't want to be reminded of them. He doesn't want you to see him in a bad light. Let him be the person he is now. Let him feel good about how he is with you, and not dragged through memories of what he did (or didn't do) with other partners. Of course it’s important to communicate, but too much probing shows a lack of trust and confidence in your relationship.

3: Are you attracted to other women?

This comes down to self-esteem (and therefore attention) and confidence in your relationship. A man who doesn't look at anyone or feel anything for other women is either very old, very tired, or just plain lying. Looking at and responding to others doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't find you desirable or is comparing you. Of course too much gawking or staring is inappropriate, are you going to tell me you've never glanced at an attractive guy? We are all humans. If he takes it to the next level and starts to flirt, however, he’s definitely not fully committed to you and its time to reevaluate your relationship.

4: What are you thinking?

This question usually comes up in a moment of silence, and often times while in bed. Some women want to make sure that a man is thinking only of them in bed, but this is a very complicated question for a guy. Make sure you can tolerate hearing about what’s going on in your man’s mind, and remember not to assume he doesn't care about you. You might be amazed when he answers “oh, just the football game yesterday.” Men’s minds can wonder to multiple subjects, while women tend to concentrate on the activity at hand and analyze every detail. Relax and take your man’s answer for what it is.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
In a pre-straffing scenario
Guy smooching the gal with dexterity and skills)
Gal: stop now! Stop now!

My bro no stop ooh. That "stop now" means continue or don't stop.

Na so my broda

Xiadnat:
Hahaha....

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Choi....women sha.

U can't just understand dem

Cadamlk:
Nice research.Good one

Thanks

1. NOTHING
It is something. It is definitely something and you had better figure it out real quick.

2. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS
A better translation would be “Do you think I’m ugly?” and the answer is categorically “no”.

3. GO AHEAD
Do not misconstrue this as permission. In fact, it’s more of a dare. Actually, its always a dare. Don’t do it.

5. YES
In most cases this also means no. There are exceptions but they are very hard to distinguish.

6. MAYBE
Still no.

7. IT WOULD BE NICE IF....
Everything following the “if” is meant to be interpreted as an unconditional order.

8. FINE
This means the argument is over and you lost.

9. IT'S OKAY
It’s never okay. This only means that she needs some time to figure out your punishment.

10. IT'S UP TO YOU
If you think this means you have freedom to choose then you are very, very mistaken. A much better translation would be “It’s up to you…to select the right choice which I know but I am not going to tell you because you should know.”

11. *Loud sigh*
You might not think so, but this is actually a word and it can roughly be translated as “I can’t believe I have to stand here and put up with your stupidity”.

12. 5 MINUTES
This depends on context. If she is getting dressed then it is most likely somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes. If you are watching TV then it is closer to 0 minutes. As in “why are you watching TV right now when you should be doing something productive?”

13. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
This means she has told you to do something (possibly more than once) and she is now going to do it herself.

14. WE CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT
In most cases this means “You had better choose my favorite restaurant”.

15. WE NEED TO TALK
You’re dead.

16. DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NOW?
Also not a question. It means stop doing what you’re doing and prepare for further orders.

17. I'M NOT UPSET
She’s upset

18. WE NEED…
She wants…

19. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
She wants you to go away because she is still building up evidence against you.

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That's how a devilish ex of mine tried hooking me up with syphillis....I don dey hear dat d gal free die,she go give u are punanny anyhow if money dey

Make I no lie oooo,I dey spend frm d money but I no fit do the KOKO and ma guys don dey tell me make I do my own dere and leave the rest

Naso I learn say the girl get syphillis,I quickly pick race,I no even wan knw if condom go stop am or drugs

I later learnt she told her frnds dat I duped her financially and physically

I don't even care anytin u talk or do,na me own my JT,u no fit force me dig well..