Sitting atop the Nairaland Premier league and the Nairaland Carling Cup

Ibime:


Carling Cup code sent. Please check the original post on this thread for the league code

Thank you

@ibime @Mukina2

Team Name: KantehelpfallingIn
First in the Nairaland conference before it was abandoned
Can’t remember my league position

Cup and league codes please
Send here: omoniyiayodeji951@gmail.com
Thank you

Hey mukina, please send me the league and H2H codes.. 99 in the league last season

mukina2:
Ok Guys the new FPL season > http://fantasy.premierleague.com/



Couldn't save last season standings so we will only have the main league and
Fa Cup
Carling
Conference

first come first serve, active players only as i cant remember positions.


[s]all those who wanted to create their own wont be given codes[/s]


last season > https://www.nairaland.com/4607298/nairaland-fantasy-premier-league-2018

BREAKING: Bayern Munich confirm Stuttgart and France defender @BenPavard28 will join them in the summer �⚪ https:///XoK5ywfV4k

The Poaching by Bayern Munich is making this league weaker

I was just thinking that this kind of post will be on NL Frontpage now and I wasn't disappointed...

Iffa talk wetin dey my mind, some people go vex...

Make I just dey go

ApariSports

Invincible
Conquered

yen yen yen

Mukina2, my team name last season is king Kong fc but I can't remember the final position..

I need new codes omoniyiayodeji951@gmail.com

But the transfer window is still on, is it advisable to form a team now?

meanwhile; from january to december, you have been complaining about village people. now in december,you pay transport fare to go and meet them__you are doing yourself

meanwhile; from january to december, you have been complaining about village people. now in december,you pay transport fare to go and meet them__you are doing yourself

meanwhile; from january to december, you have been complaining about village people. now in december,you pay transport fare to go and meet them__you are doing yourself

meanwhile; from january to december, you have been complaining about village people. now in december,you pay transport fare to go and meet them__you are doing yourself

zoedicus:
1. De Gea 2. Courtois 3. Buffon 4. Oblak 5. Anyone else

.......I'm a Man U fan o.

fixed....arsenal fan tho

mukina2:
Ok Guys the new FPL season > http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

We have screen shots from last season . . .. for FA cup, Carling Cup and Conference .. they will be given out by standings only.

Please let us know your team names from last year .. no 419 here


The h2h code, is limited to 20 per each league. FPL stops the number of entrees for private head to head leagues to 20 .
so we will have FA cup 1
FA cup 2 etc

If i didnt give you the code and find your team dia, i will 'comot' am

codes are available on request..

Last Season > https://www.nairaland.com/3238264/nairaland-fantasy-premier-league-2016

I'm new to this, I just registered my team. How can I participate

Stellie:
well, dear op, if nigeria men cnt kil cockroch den who wi na kil it , dats mainly una work o buh wen u guys r absent den fyn we d females cn negociate wit d cockroach, my man shud hv bixeps, abs, muscles lol, beards, baritone voice, cus his gonna nid it , he must b tal and handsome more dan antony josh , *** anyways parkin my bags to go and meet my guy from cali****

Biceps, abs and muscles
For what?

simplebb:
Drug smuggler..... Are u kidding me??
End time generation, end time children influenced and corrupted by end time society. The end is truly here.

Really serious

Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this.

Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with joystick length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you.

1.OPEN DOORS:

Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure


2.Kill cockroaches and huge bleeping spiders:

Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room?

3.Nigerian men are not Investigators:

So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:

– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping Unclad as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards:

So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one.

Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence: Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that poo and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

Cheers yo!

igraman:
May God bless those boys for me, esp the one that chose Pablo success as his mentor!


Incase you don't know, one of the many firsts of Pablo Escobar was that he set billions of cash ablaze just to warm her daughter.
He built his own palatial prison, where no security was allowed at kilometres away from the perimeters.

Omo iya mi jara e!

dannydolly:
I still don't want to believe this

So true bro

strangest:
Pablo Escobar

Drug smuggling


We don enter..

Internet business

habdolleez:
It's hard for me to believ dis

It's true

InvertedHammer:


1. You marry a woman, you go to work and she is banging your neighbour.

She gets caught and you raise hell. She throws you out of the house and you still have to pay for the house.

She moves the man into the house that you are still paying for while you squat with a friend in one bedroom.

No reasons!

2. Your wife beats your mother in your presence and curses out your whole generations. No reasons!
3. All women are not angels. Some women beat up their husbands as well. If at any instance the husband fights back. No reasons.
4. Did you see the video of the girlfriend take a baseball bat to his boyfriend's SUV. No reasons!

There are many reasons things happen. Like I said, people just don't do it. BUt the blanket statement that there is no reason to beat a woman is ridiculous.

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1) You don't have to raise hell if you find your wife in an implicating position.... Just work out. . Report to her family and be free to divorce her..

2) there is no way my wife would beat my mother.... Ontop wetin and by the way, I know my fiance quite well... She can't do that

The bottom line is that you look before you leap.. Make sure you can vouch for your fiance... If you notice anything, you are free to leave the relationship

After taking correct beating....

Abeg swerve, make we see road...

InvertedHammer:


There are many reasons to beat a woman or man.

Just that people don't do it. But to say that there is no reason is pure nonsense.

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List them

Businessman1986:


You sound a bit dense with your thinking. Ever heard of women stabbing their husbands to death. Not everything is black and white. We have varying scenarios, circumstances, conditions etc. It is not one size fits all. Too many variables in life's equation to resolve with overly simplistic mantras. Let us use our brains. E.g. Deranged wife takes frustration on kid, beats him to stupor, continues, until one day in your presense she readies to strike, will you not physically teach her lesson? That's only one scenario.

That's why you should look before you leap

Know who you want to get married through

Character is like smoke, no matter how you try to cover it, it will find its way out

Neddstark:


What is she punches you so had that you fall on the floor? You never jam strong woman

That can only happen if you do something bad