48 and 49 though

Hitler a priest and a nobel prize winner

Seriously funny

Nice facts

The woman should be killed,she endanger the lives of innocent people because of fart

Cute pictures...I love the one with dog

Dino dino

Cute kids though

Just make sure you legislate well

Nigerian politics ultimate rule----



"Kill or get killed"

In other words,you have to be sharper than your opponent

zaragal:
Everything esp his wahala and ofcos prayers

Wahala?

Juicysam:
Her looks and style..the most pretty woman I may ever get to date

Hmmm
Take good care of her

kennboiy:
Top secret!!!

Alrite boss

tuffgongjo:
That's how we survive.
Ever imagine the person you wanna take a bullet(s) for is the one pulling the Trigger?

Dats true

halfrica:



Why wud dey ban us
Dats like creating online titanic
Sinking of the 2lovers moniker
Cos of true love i give up my moniker just to save urs they can do wateva dey like wiv my moniker bt dey shdnt touch urs

tuffgongjo:
Why the emoji?

I wanna say selfish befor bt no comment

kennboiy:
I dont wanna look like the heartbreaker,am revealing too much and i hope she doesn't see this.

She is on nairaland?

tuffgongjo:
I don't miss no one because everyone is replaceable$she is just a pawn in the game.
I only miss myself.
#ifuliketagmeselfish.

jomile:
Tanks

Still with the guy?

Enypie:
His extra cash.

Hmmm
Thanks for saying the truth

Precious91:
Nothing.Bit it ain't ending.ask Halfrica

halfrica:



u want make we become nairaland most troublesome couple i just dey follow u like tag

If true,God bless you guys

jomile:
am a she

Sorry
Modified

Nice profile pic

maverickdude:
y will she tink of dt sef

U never can say

jomile:
I will miss nothing

So nothing makes him special

kennboiy:
I will celebrate with my friends,a fresh breathe of freedom at last....

Then why waste your time?

Tallesty1:
I will die

Joking right?

Okay.. when people say they are not over a relationship, its practically because they miss some shared memories, moments etc.

If your partner decides to tell you It's over, what's the first thing that rushes into your mind?

I believe that's what you can't stand to miss/lose in that relationship if it falls apart!
Hence my question;
What would you miss if your partner declares your current relationship over?

Morroco??

Am disappointed in some nigerians

They deserve no pity

Take it from me these methods have worked before, but don't come running back if a chic slaps you (may be you didn't follow the instructions well). If you're a guy wanting a relationship check yourself and see if you have any of these if you don't time to up your game.

1) Make it big!

This means get yourself a career that pays you well. It doesn't matter whether it's in the corporate world or in the hustling world of the street, if you have the spending power you're a hit with the girls.

2) Make a name for yourself

The girls wouldn't turn down a chance to have a BF that's admired and well known, it makes them feel lucky and every girl likes being lucky.

3) Dress right and tight

If you have an athletic physique and a fine face it won't fly with most Naija girls if you dress like a hard core born again (no offence if you're one) Your high class, fashionable dressing plus natural looks will sell you any day.

4) The Magic Word

Girls are sensitive to words and they're often moved to act based on them and many Nigerian girls have theirs. For some it could be Cash, others compliments. If you say her smile is very cute in most cases she'll be moved to think about you. Tell her you want to try out a game and need a partner. If she asks what's the game tell her shopping. Once again the magic words in reverse order; shopping, cute smile, cash to name a few. There are many more be creative.

5) Make her to feel envied by her female folk

Most women want other women to envy them. Buy a Nigerian girl an expensive item other girls crave for just as a gift and nothing more (while you're chyking her) telling her it's not a bribe, 95% of the time she'll give you her number if you ask her for it. The rest falls in place with time.

Has any of these methods worked for me? Your guess is as good as mine!

http://the-nigerian..com/2013/12 /5-ways-to-catch-typical-nigerian-girl.html

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Together,we will conquer

Awon bobo sneh

Local boys sneh

Congrats to dem ooo

I pray for dose lookinng up to God for fruit of the womb that God will provide for you ooo
Amen

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Pple go just dey add meaning to sumtin whey no get meaning

Befor nko,y e go take dem

Mtchewwww

Dear saraki,
I write this short letter to you just to tell you and your co-travellers to please fulfill your electoral promises.Even if you share all those money,just fulfill your promises...
Thank you