sekem:


Pray that you don't enter into temptation

Pray that no temptation will make you stumble

WTF!!!

I don't like any of these phones....

I will prefer my infinix anyday

Konji ooooo

If you don't fvck, you will die
If you fvck, you will still die

Just fvck and die....

Eluwilussit:


What if a woman attacks you, can't you defend yourself? Just wondering.

Just free yourself from her grip and leave
Once you lay your hands on her, people won't bother to know if she is the one at fault, they pin all the blame on you

There is no reason worth laying your hands on a woman....

If a woman annoyed you, just walk away to cool off..... Simple

Check this out
https://www.nairaland.com/3966615/what-world-turning-come-see

To be sincere, I have heard a lot about this things but I don't know how to start...

It's not laziness oooo

Just too busy

It's good though, online business, that's where the world is heading to

Check this out...

https://www.nairaland.com/3966615/what-world-turning-come-see

Specifically made for death race....

This kinda car shouldn't be handled by a typical Nigerian driver or else, there will be a lot of accidents

I love it though, nice concept and great for Nigerian roads

God bless Aisha
God bless Buhari
God bless Nigeria
God bless everyone of us

Amen

If you think that this generation is wayward, watch out for the coming generation.

The pictures below are captions of the profile of some graduating students of Oyemekun Grammar School, Akure.

I took the shots while perusing their year book.

Check out the professional career that these ones desire; Gee-boy (i.e. internet fraudster), internet business & drug smuggler.

Check out the mentor of that boy in white. It says 'Pablo Escobar'- one of the deadliest drug lords in the world, before his death.

While quite a number of them showed interest in becoming responsible people in future, could we say that these ones have defied all the good trainings both at home & school?

Did the environment in which they were raised badly influenced them?

Could it be as a result of wrong mentorship from the elders around them?

Many questions are begging for answers but I commit the heart and future of these ones into God's hands. May they be redeemed BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc ishilove
Cc fynestboi

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Cc NairalandCS

Ladies, here are some things you need to stop in your relationship. It may seem difficult but you have to try.

Stop feeling lucky to have a boyfriend when he is lucky to have you.

Stop thinking he is your whole world when you have the whole world in front of you.

Stop thinking he would save you,the power to save yourself is within you.

Stop thinking that you have nothing else to offer but your body,God also gave you a brain.

Stop thinking he would change for you, if he does not meet upto your standard,then do not go into a relationship with him at all.

Stop changing yourself because of him,he would not change because of you.

Stop saying “Yes” all the time because you are scared of loosing him. Have a mind of your own. Sometimes,saying “NO” may actually keep him.

Stop snooping around him. What you find might not interest you.

Stop acting like his wife,if he requires such attention,he should make it official.

Stop trying to possess him. He is a subject and not an object.

Stop settling for the side chick position. You are way more than that. Unless ofcourse he is your side guy.

Stop thinking he is the answer to your financial breakthrough,go out there and make some bucks for yourself,afterall,you are not handicapped.

Stop thinking you cannot not live without him. You lived before he came,you can live again after he is gone.

Stop thinking he is not cheating or would never cheat,you would be hurt when he disappoints you. Always be prepared for the worst.

Stop being confused if he loves you or not. If he did,you would not be confused.

Stop saying you want to break up when you do not mean it. You might just get what you did not bargain for.

Stop being faithful after you have been cheated on severally,he does not deserve the loyalty anymore.

Stop trying when he has let go,you deserve better.

Stop being scared of loosing him,something better is on the way.

Am out.....

Emzyme:


U no see as d position close
I bet say d moniker above u na mtn

Maybe but it doesn't mean anything

Glo is super fast here, in fact much better than MTN

Emzyme:
Ah d pple above me weldone it's not ur fault
Is glo dat am using that I blame

Meanwhile dat guy was on his way to becoming a fashion brand with pples cloths

If imported 2nd hand wears are called Okrika
What will we call this one?

I'm also using Glo

Maybe you dey breed tortoise

Lol

Aba made

They shouldn't have beat him, he dey find work now

See his eyes

Over to you NCAN members

"if I don't win, there will be problem"

I just can't laugh abeg

They are taking this not too young to run thing as a joke

My campaign pictures coming soon

Watch out.,..

If you look at the picture and did not vote for me, what happened in 1981 will happen again ooo

I thank God for your life.....

Be grateful always....

To everyone reading this, my good God will protect and preserve every one of us... We shall see through this year and more to come, with joy and happiness in Jesus name...

My first FTC since I joined nairaland.. All thanks to Glo network and me for being jobless

Abeg help me find work oooo

Since seun doesn't pay for being FTC, can I be paid with likes please

peculiardaniel0:
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Emetu00:
I was thinking he meant cucumber, like the real cucumber.

What is the real cucumber?

drxeus:
Anytime i see that dude on instagram,the guy dey weak me
He reminds me of Vic-O

Reminds you kee

He is Vic-O version 2.0

Narldon:



“The clash was caused by protest by some youths in the community, who are aggrieved over their exclusion in the petroleum task force committee set up by the local government council.

“The youths are suspected to be pipeline vandals.

“The petroleum task force committee enlisted the support of soldiers attached to a multinational company in the area to wade off the youths.

A source in the Joint Task Force (JTF) in Bayelsa, Operation Delta Safe, said that soldiers were not involved in the killing of the youth.

However, a source, who preferred anonymity, said that youths in the community had been clashing with soldiers over pipeline surveillance contract.

In as much that the contract has already been given, the youths have no business whatsoever there

Securing the pipelines is the job of security agencies such as the army, airforce et al

They should better find correct job do

OrestesDante:
Lalasticlala will get you a King Cobra if you don't like scorpions

Or you mean seun

Tonto Dikeh just killed him.... This is too much

Cc fynestboi
Cc lalasticlala

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Why does it feel like the mod is trying to fan the embers of fire between wizkid and davido's fans that is already dying down?

Immediately after a thread where davido performed in front of a medium sized crowd was moved to Frontpage, it was followed by wizkid's mammoth crowd

Mod, well done oooo

Ishilove:

This perfectly captures my persona. I prefer loving my friends from afar

You too

Oya move it to the promise land

Basic123:
I have never seen a write up that captured we introverts as this.

Thanks

firstking01:
You just said it bro, you just said it...it's hell dating an introvert.

It just won't work

The emotional distance in the relationship self