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Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by IloveGH: 3:44pm On Jul 26, 2014
OXYGEN01: They were smelling sooo bad that the police thought they were holding poisonous substances.Not the fault of the police.


ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Onua, this is too funny grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by IloveGH: 3:31pm On Jul 26, 2014
londoner:

No, its actually not 'massive'.

LOL!

I hear you
Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by IloveGH: 3:28pm On Jul 26, 2014
SantaMafia: sharaaap . who gives a fvck about what you think? and don't give that nonsense about Ghanaians hating nigerians. Nigeriuans hate Ghanaians even more so quit your self righteous foooolish attitude!

I really don't care if I am called black or charcoal. I am a black african and don't preted to be anyone else. it is not an accident that shitnigerian is a the bleaching capital of the world,huh? what better evidence of a people collectively suffering from crass inferiority complex? to the average shitnigerian, black is bad and white is good. but it does not matter how you bleach, you will always be black grin

Nigerians and their inferiority complex. I guess it is in their DNA. I always laugh when a Nigerian says other people are very black. Unless Yorubas are no longer Nigerians grin grin grin Not that the rest are light-skinned, but the average unbleached Yoruba is not different from a South Sudanese, and most of them are even darker. The only difference is the South Sudanese don't bleach. I was just viewing a thread here about beautiful Yoruba actresses and the only thing I saw was that they were all bleached, as for the beauty part, I didn't see grin But the OP thinks they are beautiful because they look like Oyibo. grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by IloveGH: 3:09pm On Jul 26, 2014
londoner:


You do know that 3m to someone who belongs to a nation of 170m sounds quite small?

You quote the number as if it is a massive amount of people.


LOL @ your logic!

Girl the number is very massive. Whether the 3m is from a population as big as that of China and India combined, it's still massive...... and they keep going there in massive numbers everyday cool

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Family / Re: First Families Of The World.(pics) by IloveGH: 2:31pm On Jul 26, 2014
ibrews: dis 4Fuucking Ghanaians are so black, they can leave footprints on charcoals!

LOL!
As if Nigerians are not "so black". The fact that you bleach doesn't change what you are. Under your bleached skin, you people are still "so black"

BTW, the Igbos claim they came from Israel..... so I wonder if Yorubas came from South Sudan because the unbleached Yoruba is not different from a South Sudanese, and most of them are even darker than the S.S. people..... So stop this black this, black that nonsense. Inferiority complex at its highest!
Family / Re: First Families Of The World.(pics) by IloveGH: 1:33pm On Jul 26, 2014
peppyluv02: The fact that some silly Nigerians choose to insult their president and his wife doesn't make them worse than other leaders. You can't tell me all ghanians love their president. The fact remains that,I watched your 1st lady on TV reading her speech like a nursery pupil,PEJ is better than her.
She proved you people are faking most of your accent because she wasn't speaking that way. PEJ is more powerful and more successful than your 1stlady.




LWKMD!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Girl you are very funny, but you need to take a chill pill before you lose it! grin

BTW, I really enjoy watching Patience Jonathan’s speeches on You Tube. They are very, very impressive grin..... As a matter of fact, she beats Michelle Obama hands down. cheesy

#Team Patience for life!!!! grin

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Family / Re: First Families Of The World.(pics) by IloveGH: 3:41am On Jul 26, 2014
peppyluv02: The woman doesnt seem so smart and intelligent. Watched her on the news yesterday and she was reading out her speech like a learner. That was when I knew those gholly wood actors are faking most of their accent! Nurse ko ness ni undecided


@ bolded

How could you say such a thing when your first lady is Patience Jonathan shocked shocked shocked

Wonders shall never end ooo! grin grin grin
Family / Re: First Families Of The World.(pics) by IloveGH: 11:33pm On Jul 25, 2014
Scyllapatron: Ghana first lady dey bleach grin grin grin

And this comment is from a person whose first lady is Patience Jonathan? shocked shocked shocked

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
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Those who live in glass houses don't throw stones!

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Politics / Re: Massive Attack Ongoing In A Village Near Chibok by IloveGH: 4:39pm On Jun 29, 2014
Oh Naija!.... I am short of words!!!!!!!
Sports / Re: Where Is Jiggaman, Oxygen And Other Ghanians On NL? by IloveGH: 9:39pm On Jun 28, 2014
bizibrain: D better nd d smartest team always win a football match.

Do u tink football is 100% hardwork, Luck is part of d game, xo wat.

Maradona scored wit is hand in worldcup,

Henry control a ball going out 4 goalkick wit is hand nd assisted a goal in qualifier,

Suarez stop unlucky ghana wit his hand. (Y cant u people cry foul 4 being d better team in 2010)

England scored a disallowed goal against germany, which should av been a 2-2 equalizer, but was disallowed and dey got trashed wit 4-1 margin.

D fact remains u cant rule out luck in football, its part of d game, in as much human cordinate football. So disallowing a goal means wat? It means notin, because we ar lucky nd we r d beta side

We also scored against iran, but it was disallowed because dere goalkeeper was d one dat jump in2 our player nd yet he was unable 2 even catch d ball.

We were still d better team. 70% hardwork 30% luck.

Anyway,whether u like it or nt, we ar already in round of 16, nd by d grace of God, we ar going all d way 2 d semi-final.

Had u know hw european c africans as a disgustin slowpoke, u would av pray 4 Nigeria 2 go all d way instead of crying foul.


LMAO @ Crying foul?

Bros, I watched the Bosnia-Nigeria game in a hall full of Ghanaians, after we have watched the Ghana-Germany game and we were all cheering for Nigeria, because we saw the Nigerian team as our team too. As a matter of fact, we were happy when that goal was disallowed, and also when Nigeria won the game. So no one is “crying foul”.

Like you said, luck is part of the game and that is why I said Nigeria was only lucky to advance from their group at the expense of Bosnia, not because they were better than Bosnia or even Iran. And definitely not better than the other African teams that did not advance. So lets stop this nonsense so we can all support Nigeria and Algeria to reach far in this tournament.

Wishing for more luck to befall Nigeria and also Algeria, because they will need it to go pass the round of 16 grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Where Is Jiggaman, Oxygen And Other Ghanians On NL? by IloveGH: 6:51pm On Jun 28, 2014
So it had to take a terrible officiating error for Nigeria to end their world cup winless streak and group stage syndrome? grin grin grin

The whole world witnessed a clear goal scored by the Bosnian player, which the ref disallowed. That game would have been a draw and Bonia would have advanced from their group instead of Nigeria. Nigerians should be thanking the referee since that mistake he made helped them to advance. Only Algeria would have made the round of 16 for Africa, LOL!

Nigeria is one lucky country in this World Cup.... Anyone who says God is not a Nigerian has been proven wrong cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 8:27pm On Dec 17, 2013
chukxie:

[s]Thanks for the snide remarks. Your remarks are totally inconsequential to me. So, you can go on spewing whatever hogwash your brain come up with. 'Cut' and 'Cat' don't sound similar unless your brain is so mumbled up and warped up in a way that it can't differentiate 'cut' from 'cat'. I doubt if you attended a good primary school. The reason i doubt is because if you did attend a good primary school, your teacher must have taught you what vowels are. There are basically five vowel sounds: a/e/i(y)/o/u. Each vowel makes a sound that is distinct from the others. The vowel sound 'a' /æ/ in the word 'cat' is different from the vowel sound 'u' /ʌ/ the word 'cut'. I don't know why it's so hard for your brain to grasp it.[/s]

LMAO!!!
Just keep listening to Mr. English man himself on the 'talking dictionary of English pronunciation' until you eventually get the pronunciation of 'cut' and compare it with 'cat'.

Cut: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

It shall be well!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 7:43pm On Dec 16, 2013
chukxie:

'Cat' and 'Cut' don't sound similar.
Cat /kæt/
Cut /kʌt /
Caught /kɔ:t/
This is elementary school stuff. Anyone with a pea pod sized brain should know 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike.


@ bolded
Only a person with generator fumes damaged brain would think 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike, even after listening to the English man pronounce 'cut' on a talking dictionary of English pronunciation. SMH!!!

Cut http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

Keep listening until you get it

Good luck!!! grin grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 3:20pm On Dec 13, 2013
ChickRockz: Dude that link is fake...Cut is never pronounced the same way as Cat..Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary 8th Edition says Cat is /Kaet/ and Cut is /K^t/ ..i might not get the symbols exactly cuz they aren't on my phone..Beside you Ghanaians have a fake british accent..stop trying to imitate Britons..your nasal passages are wider than theirs and can never sound like theirs..ever heard of morphology interference? Or phonological interference? Trying to imitate them will only make your words come out sounding wrong and FAKE FAKE FAKE!! which it does...I've never even heard a Briton or American say "Love" and it comes out like "Lav"

LMFAO @ bolded grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I don't blame you for calling the link fake because you are a Nigerian and you were taught differently, but what you hear on the talking dictionary isn't fake ooo, it's from the English man himself not a Ghanaian.

At least you have admitted to hearing "cut" pronounced as 'cat" unlike some of your compatriots who are either pretending, or they need hearing aids to hear clearly grin grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 3:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
willibounce:

ID.IOTIC ghanian. Ur brain has been programmed to hear CAT when CUT is pronounced. Mke use of ur dictionary, tht's if u knw how to transcribe.


An idiotic Nigerian with an IQ less than 2. I know as a Nigerian your brain is programmed to hear “caught” when “cut” is pronounced. Keep listening to the talking dictionary, it will re-program your brain back to normal.

CUT: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

Good luck grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 9:22pm On Dec 12, 2013
sakaguchi:
Because they are jobless.

This coming from a stalker is really funny? grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 9:00pm On Dec 12, 2013
sakaguchi:
Take it easy! You are always too serious with life, this a joke for pete's sake.

@ bolded
Who are you? Have we met before? Are you stalking me? LMFAO!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 8:06pm On Dec 12, 2013
AdannayaBella:
LOOOL!!! You're still arguing blindly? My people, help me listen to the pronunciation of these two words and tell me if they're not different.
Cut- http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit
Cat- http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cat&submit=Submit

Hahahaha!! You are the one who desperately needs a hearing aid. Like I said, the joke is on you because you keep providing a link that completely contradicts what you're saying. Even the transcriptions of both words are different. How can two words have the same pronunciation when they have different transcriptions? Chale, maybe if you keep listening over and over and over, you'll finally get it. LOL!

I also tried. grin grin

SMH for you!!!!
No further comments! At least I tried bro, I really did!

Those who have ears will hear cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 7:33pm On Dec 12, 2013
nouveaux: Averagely, Ghanians speak better English than Nigerians.
I get wowed whenever I hear them speak, the learned expecially.

Thanks!
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 7:21pm On Dec 12, 2013
And this got to front page? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 7:20pm On Dec 12, 2013
AdannayaBella:
Cut is pronounced the same way as Cat? LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!! Hold on, are you serious right now? Even the link you posted pronounces cut and cat differently. Check the transcription of both words anywhere; Cat - Kat/kæt, Cut - Kuht/kət.

LOOOOOL!!! The joke is on you right now, you just don't know it. grin grin grin

LMFAO!!!!
Bro, if the talking dictionary didn't help then you definitely need a hearing aid grin grin grin

Maybe if you keep listening to it over and over and over, you will finally get it. LOL!

http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

At least I tried!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 5:16pm On Dec 09, 2013
experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut ('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my a'ss all the way home..

Everytime I think about this I laff to stupor.

Mods move dis to appropriate section and take it to front page. This is a true stroy, no be joke oh wink


Dude below is a link to listen to how CUT is supposed to be pronounced and you will know why the guy cut the fish instead of telling you whether he had catfish or not.

@ bolded
Yes according to the English man, CUT is pronounced the same as CAT. You are laughing because you are a Nigerian and in Nigeria “cut” is pronounced as “caught” But guess what? the rest of the English world don’t cool

Now listen to the pronunciation of CUT from a talking dictionary of English pronunciation
CUT - http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 3:56pm On Dec 09, 2013
Jigga_man101:

Wait, r u nigerian? And r u laughing at Ghanaian accent. Wonders shall never end

Wonders indeed shall never end!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Business To Business / Re: Anyone With BLCO Cargo In Ghanaian Waters Or Can Move To Ghanaian Waters? by IloveGH: 9:53pm On Dec 08, 2013
CrudeGH: Do you have genuine Nigerian crude to sell?

Anyone with cargo in Ghanaian waters or can move to Ghanaian waters should contact me asap.

A Ghana-based client is in urgent need of up to two million barrels of crude blco –preferably Bonny Light.
We are only interested in LEGITIMATE NNPC approved cargoes. We will require the supplier to provide requisite evidence to authenticate the origin of cargo.

We are looking for short-term and long-term suppliers.
Please only direct seller or mandate.

Contact me immediately at:
Ghanacrude@gmail.com
+233 27 200 4048

grin grin grin grin grin Charley, LWKMD!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Why Ghana Must Win Brazil 2014 (germany,portugal,Ghana,usa) by IloveGH: 5:20pm On Dec 08, 2013
@Safarigirl
Keep hoping and praying Ghana will not succeed at the world cup just because we are ahead of you in world cup performance, but I hope you don’t run away in shame after the world cup, like you did after the BBA finale. Remember I told you the following words after the BBA final results:

“RESULTS DO NOT REVOLVE AROUND @SAFARIGIRL’S ANALYSIS” cool

I believe you read it as a guest since you were too ashamed to appear with your ID grin

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Sports / Re: Why Ghana Must Win Brazil 2014 (germany,portugal,Ghana,usa) by IloveGH: 4:45pm On Dec 08, 2013
safarigirl: 3 gbosas for your side. Unfortunately, luck didn't favor them in the World Cup draw, so they're making delusional statements on winning Germany and Portugal to mask their nervousness. As far as Ghana and 2014 World Cup is concerned *in M.I's voice* it's already over


BACK TO SENDER @ bolded!!!!

My dear the bolded is your portion just as it has been since 1998. Judging from the way your team played against Kenya, Malawi, and Ethiopia, your hope of finally getting out of your group is not feasible. Those 3 teams are nowhere close to Iran and Bosnia. As for Argentina, they will Tahitize the SE.

Mark this space!!!

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Sports / Re: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by IloveGH: 11:35am On Dec 08, 2013
safarigirl: Now that Adamskuty is here, I can retire. @Adamskuty, be nice please.

LMFAO!!! Indeed birds of the same feathers flock together! So you belong in that group? grin No wonder your degree of hatred towards Ghana/Ghanaians cool

SMH for you!!!!

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Sports / Re: Why Ghana Must Win Brazil 2014 (germany,portugal,Ghana,usa) by IloveGH: 8:34am On Dec 08, 2013
safarigirl: Maybe we're doing well cuz TB Joshua's boy- Onazi is in our team.

grin grin grin grin grin And may the "Group Stage Syndrome" finally be broken in Brazil! AMEN!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Why Ghana Must Win Brazil 2014 (germany,portugal,Ghana,usa) by IloveGH: 12:39am On Dec 08, 2013
safarigirl: LOL. Award of Excellence. One carton of Indomie for the Ghanaian team jare, they always make it out of group stage.

A bowl of Amala for you @ bolded! You are damn right about that cool

The question you failed to answer is can you say the same about the Nigerian team? I guess not because you guys have been suffering from "Group stage syndrome" since 1998.

Your team has not won a single World Cup finals match since the 1-0 win over Bulgaria at the 1998 World Cup in France and I don't see that changing in Brazil even with your easy group.

You need TB Joshua to break the group stage syndrome before you can expect to do better in Brazil cool

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Sports / Re: Why Ghana Must Win Brazil 2014 (germany,portugal,Ghana,usa) by IloveGH: 10:56pm On Dec 07, 2013
Shaw007: Buhahaha!!! This Nigga is crazyy
I think you should worry more about getting off the group stage!!
That cup is the least of your worries, Lmao!!

It's cool though, You'll be remembered for completing the 32

God forbid the bolded angry

We are not Nigeria, we are Ghana, and we always stand out at the W cup cool

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by IloveGH: 2:25pm On Dec 04, 2013
[size=30pt]This Thread is Closed[/size]

Time to move on to better things grin grin grin

Haba!!!!!!!!

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