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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by GHKWAME1: 7:55pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Arosa: It's so funny cos it true. Ghana accent is indeed funny. The Zimbabwean one is even worse.hahahahaha! Now this is funny! Nigerians laughing at Ghanaian accent? *End Time Tinz* 4 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by sakaguchi(m): 7:55pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
I love GH:Take it easy! You are always too serious with life, this a joke for pete's sake. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by sakaguchi(m): 8:00pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
django1: I have one question though, how do these Ghanaians usually locate anything to do with Ghana on nairaland with a speed of light?Because they are jobless. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Arosa(m): 8:02pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
GH^KWAME: Are you surprise at that, I can understand if you find Nigerian accent funny too. when other peeps talk different from you, it's usually funny. 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by snowflex: 8:03pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
shit, I wasted ma kilobyt cus of dis trash ( not funy) |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 8:06pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
AdannayaBella: SMH for you!!!! No further comments! At least I tried bro, I really did! Those who have ears will hear 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Wisdytech(m): 8:11pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
nice post! No mind haterz!! |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by tintingz(m): 8:12pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
AdannayaBella:Don't mind the guy he's confused... Cat is kat Cut is kuht I have the voice pronunciation dictionary. • cut [ kuht ] www.m.dictionary.com/definition/cut • cat [ kat ] www.m.dictionary.com/definition/cat |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by tintingz(m): 8:12pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
This thread should not turn to e-war abegi |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by GentleFrank(m): 8:15pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Lolz, its funny ooo ! |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Hogan007: 8:20pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
HSMP may re-open next year for those still interested in migrating to UK for work.Fingers crossed. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by sakaguchi(m): 8:22pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
chukxie: Cat /kæt/The fish seller was confused because he doesn't know the difference between cut and cat. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by OkikiOluwa1(m): 8:28pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my ass all the way home..OMG! The moderator that brought this to the FP is a hopeless, senseless, tasteless, lifeless & humourless goat. Last Bullet: Op, you thought this is so funny to be posted online. Chai! Smh for you. You don't v a tangible thing to think about (Apo ironu e ti faya). 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Mikhaela: 8:33pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
LOOOOL the "debates" if I may say are funnier than the joke ! Anyways, PERSONALLY, the Ghanaian accent is EASIER for me to understand when compared to the Nigerian accent. This is coming from someone who has neither of these accents. It doesn't mean the Ghanaian accent is better, it's just more well pronounced. BTW, I'm Nigerian 3 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 8:36pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
sakaguchi:tis a joke,huh? hope you nigerians will see it as a joke when Ghanaians pull one on you,huh? don't tell me it is only a joke when Ghanaians are at the butt. utter crap 3 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Nobody: 8:36pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Dumb Vivly: Why did the seller not ask the quantity or amount of fish he is to cut? |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by tintingz(m): 8:43pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Mikhaela: LOOOOL the "debates" if I may say are funnier than the joke ! Anyways, PERSONALLY, the Ghanaian accent is EASIER for me to understand when compared to the Nigerian accent. This is coming from someone who has neither of these accents. It doesn't mean the Ghanaian accent is better, it's just more well pronounced. BTW, I'm NigerianYou mean "cat the fish" is easier to understand? |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 9:00pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
sakaguchi: @ bolded Who are you? Have we met before? Are you stalking me? LMFAO!!!! |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:01pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
ITbomb: holy crap , if this get to Frontpage , i'll deactivate my account .well? |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Hardheolar(m): 9:05pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
ITbomb: holy crap , if this get to Frontpage , i'll deactivate my account .wat re u still waiting 4 |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 9:06pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Cat the fish....lol...that's a new one |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 9:08pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
I just dey laugh ooo the pot calling the kettle black,huh? Nigerians know the Ghanaian accent is better, they'll just never admit it The OP is suffering from hallucinatory aria pronouncing cut as per cat is closer to the correct pronunciation than kut or kout as a nigerian would say it nigerian accent smells like a fvcking cat piss [url]https://www.nairaland.com/481921/most-annoying-nigerian accent[/url] https://www.nairaland.com/673608/nigerian-accent-killing-opportunities-usa fake accent, gbegri accent https://www.nairaland.com/1336823/nigerians-fake-accentfuckeduppedness just watch a Nigerian TV station and see how newscasters and even announcers fake accents.All of them- NTA, AIT, Channels etc are all the same It is as if they are competing to know who will fake accent the most It shows deep down most Nigerians know their accent is horrible and are simply not proud of their accent. why would they fake one if they are proud of what they have? whack a con |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 9:09pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
PetroDolla2: tis a joke,huh? hope you nigerians will see it as a joke when Ghanaians pull one on you,huh? don't tell me it is only a joke when Ghanaians are at the butt. utter crap Hey if you don't like it here homie, I'm sure we pronounce "deactivate" the same way...use it... |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by soulglo: 9:09pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
I love GH: Cut and cat are absolutely not pronounced the same. Even within English speaking populations those words would be pronounced differently. Rather than just take the joke for what it is and the fact that some English speaking Ghanaian's pronounce the both words similarly you decide to spin it. There are a million accents around the world. In Ghana you guys happen to pronounce cut like cat or breda as brother. Big deal. Does not mean that the average English person walks into a grocery store and asks for "cut fish". That's just ridiculous. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 9:09pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
I just dey laugh ooo the pot calling the kettle black,huh? Nigerians know the Ghanaian accent is better, they'll just never admit it The OP is suffering from hallucinatory aria pronouncing cut as per cat is closer to the correct pronunciation than kut or kout as a nigerian would say it nigerian accent smells like a fvcking cat piss [url]https://www.nairaland.com/481921/most-annoying-nigerian accent[/url] https://www.nairaland.com/673608/nigerian-accent-killing-opportunities-usa fake accent, gbegri accent https://www.nairaland.com/1336823/nigerians-fake-accentfuckeduppedness just watch a Nigerian TV station and see how newscasters and even announcers fake accents.All of them- NTA, AIT, Channels etc are all the same It is as if they are competing to know who will fake accent the most https://www.nairaland.com/759141/fake-american-accents-nigerian-radio/4 It shows deep down most Nigerians know their accent is horrible and are simply not proud of their accent. why would they fake one if they are proud of what they have? whack a con 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 9:15pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
squaddy:yes, I don't like it here, dummy the dumb dumb. I am here because Ghana/Ghanaians is an issue. are you too dumb to know that? 4 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 9:22pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
sakaguchi: This coming from a stalker is really funny? |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by MRL1MPoPoTM: 9:25pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
common sense should hav apprised the retailer that the buyer meant ''CAT'' not 'CUT'' it's redundant to correlate ''get'' and ''cut'' side by side in that sentence. You 'get' 'cut' fish? As a rhetorical sentence doesnt make any sense. meanwhile, only peeps wit hidden sagacity n intelligence wld understand wat i mean! |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by hippyj(m): 9:25pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Kikikiki. . . . . . . . The so called joke is not funny . .but the comments are really funny |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Nobody: 9:30pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
sakaguchi: Simple. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by chubbytee: 9:31pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
ExperiMENTAList or what do you call yourself, na Ghana you go hear phonetic s and the proper pronunciation of "CUT" what will now happen if you travel to UK? I believe you will probably laugh at every word they say. You LOCAL thing, travel and see other worlds and stop deceiving your small ego. 3 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Nobody: 9:34pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Please who gave the Ghanaians the idea that they speak English better? |
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