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Anxiety !

Number Plate has been produced by FRSC but yet to be assigned to any vehicle

So If I am right, it means if Shekau fasts today, all his sins will be wiped away? SMH

Foolish Aye cultists killed my friend in unilag back in 2010! The memory is still fresh, he was shot at close range with local gun(agbaska) during a heavy rainfall at 12a.m midnite and dropped dead instantly! We rushed him to hospital but they all said BID! Bleep! Was so shocked cos I was in d film! Rest in peace brother! I know ur still sailing in heaven!

IN BLACK FAZE'S VOICE..........."Dem say e go better, E WORSE PASS AS E BAD"

After them go say make we no light we JAY!

My broda just light up your Jay and get used to it.....Naija for life!

In Rozay's Voice...That Mayweather money looking funny in the light....

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End Time Things!!!

I personally think the Cut-off mark ( As in JAMB cut-off mark) to heaven is very high because sin is inevitable this days no matter how HOLY you claim to be!....And God said...you have to be BORN AGAIN or you go to hell fire...Omoooh!...and I also read a pastor visited heaven and said about Five thousand or more people die every minute and every minute they are judged at the Gate of Seperation...lol...He said only btw 5-10 people enter heaven per DAY while the rest go to hell every minute!....My conclusion...I think HELL must be really BIG to accomodate the multitude!....GOD PLS REDUCE CUT-OFF OOOOH!.........

Hmmmm...5k people going to hell every minute and ONLY btw 5-10 going to heaven pay DAY!....SMH....I think God should reduce the CUT-OFF mark to heaven cos its like a JSS1 student writing Masters exam!....Hell must be really BIG!....LOLOLOLOL

Exactly 3M....Just got a new car...

Ounpe!

lol

lol...ugly

THIS MIGHT HELP.....ITS REAL!









Cougar and actress Heather Locklear has finally shared her beauty secret: she uses semen on her face. Paps caught the 51-year-old out on the town recently and asked the eternally youthful actress for some skincare advice, particularly, a good face cream. Her response? “Just put semen on your face.”

Heather, who was with a male friend who coincidentally had his fly open, may or may not be trolling. Science says spermine, found in seminal fluid, is high in antioxidants that can help smooth out wrinkles and delay the aging of cells. In 2009, a Cosmopolitan columnist confirmed the findings when she received a $250 sperm facial at a New York spa. “My skin felt very smooth and moisturized immediately. And a few days later I noticed it was clearer,” she reported.

We think we’re just going to have to take her word for it.



Read more: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/heather-locklear-semen-face#ixzz2blW4xd1Q

Lol...Ordinary landlord when club owners are tired of ventilating....

CHAIIII!

ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST CONTRIBUTING THEIR PARENTS TO THE gods IN RETURN FOR MORE POWER!!!

DAME,TINUBU, AND NOW FASHOLA....WHOSE MOTHER OR FATHER IS NEXT?

OGBONI THINSSSSSSS.........

MY USERNAME SAYS IT ALLLLLLLLLL!

Fashola.....Se ko wa le ? Abi ko duro soke?

Nice move BOSS!....ALABA IS NEXT ON THE LINE!

@anochuks08,

Have you tried Allworld recently?

abiolaope: I WILL FORWARD SOME TO YOU SOON.

Thanks! Waiting to read from you!

Ok expect my call....

Is the location of the land suitable for building a hall or event center for parties? Pls respond asap.

Please I am planning to invest on building an event center or hall just for parties in mainland district...I need agents with cheap and affordable lands in mainland and also preferably lands facing or near the road. Urgent responses needed!

AND WHAT ABOUT WEED PLS

Thanks for the response and do you have an Idea how much it costs for the service?

My wife will be delivering in 2 months time and I need to know which hospitals renders the epidural service in lagos island axis....and will also be glad if I can get an idea of the cost.

xykms101: Useless and unskilled Efcc keep parading unemployed graduates and undergraduates that had no choice than to use their brain in search of fortune leaving dumb and semseless politicians to continue embezzle our fortune..Keep raiding Efcc but you can never catch them all.

True talk alo kms!

Please what about purple lips? (from pink to black to purple due to excessive smoking of WEED)