₦airaland Forum

Igbo kwenu, spoiling the zoo's name since 1960's. This are the hardworking igbos

ijedallar:
When are they going to show us Amechi,Tinubu,Fashola and many other Nigerian politicians investment? or were they in the system as Governors Senators and in many other political offices without investing their money? I sugest The new government should be more focus on the plite and suffering of the masses and stop this political witchhunting,the should show us their roadmap and paletive measures to show that they are seroiuse in what they are doing.
Even in a family blame game never solve anybody's problem.

Half wit, Panama papers doesn't even know if APC or PDP exist

Walahi, that girl no fine

2best:
When these people who can't spell were in power, I no dey queue for fuel oh.... i'm just saying

Liar, were you born yestrdy? So you didn't queue for fuel during mr clueless administration? Too bad Nigerians have collective amnesia, we forget easily

If that guy is in USA he'll be the next Zuckerberg coz he's intelligent

Lol, that fan is really wicked, he knew exactly where to hit the nail

IPOB youths, all they know is crime

Good riddance to bad rubbish, we don't need his type in the army

some guys be like I can Bleep this guy

some guys be like I can Bleep this gal

raker300:
making jokes about the dead...really? How low can a human sink?

It's a shame you're this smart and dollar is 400#, no light and no fuel in your country. isn't it obvious we're cursed

No bro, we are not cursed, it's only you that's cursed

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

Why are you looking for him, and what has that got to do with the topic, fish brain

This guy will soon become a target for criminals o, his life is actually at risk

Igbos are irrelevant politically, democracy is a game of numbers, PMB doesn't even need a single vote from the east to regain his presidency. Ordinarily an igbo man will be senate president now if you guys had done your calculations right. Keep on dreaming

modath:
Whatever, block votes ooo, brick votes, all dat na tales by moonlight!!

Buhari's government will witness investments in the "real" sectors of the economy not the fly by night briefcase investors kind that the IB' government encouraged.

Would have taken the time to educate you about what real sustainable & progressive development is all about but I know it's a waste cos anything that doesn't have kunu or dullard can't penetrate & sink in!!

Take your 5% votes, shove them where the sun don't shine & continue to build castles in the air, you are not needed!!

Hahahahaha, you'll make this people cry o

DeadWrong:
You're inconsequential in the scheme of things. Jokers! Yeeboes should be ashamed that the 'zoo' is still standing despite the numerous threats. Bunch of online noise makers. Fulani herdsmen have taken over Enugu; they've erected their flags in Abia;
Yewbo women and minors are being kidnapped daily and enjoying the
Fulani blockus. These cowards should do something else they take
over the whole yeeboe land. Not that I care, but we want no more
massive influx of the nyamiris into the SW.

Hahahahaha, this guy is funny

Wow, so this is the guy that will be hitting what Wizkid left behind. Interacial intercourse

Lol, weak vagginal walls, this should be a hashtag

danidee10:
Was chasing someone in the night, I got stripped by a slab and flewwww so far and scrubbed the ground...I immediately stood up to form strong guy (everyone was so surprised ) the next day my leg was so big and swollen ehnn...up till now that foot still feels tight when I wear shoes

And the painful part was that I lost the 5k in my pocket

Another one was when I mistakenly zipped my diick.....words can't describe the pain I passed thru unzipping it....

Lol I've zipped my dick before, it was hell

While doing cowgirl style or woman on top, she sat on my dick by mistake, it was so painful I felt like dying. I didn't believe I was gonna make it

I'll advise you don't try using anything for the weak erection, just allow your dick to heal on its own, leave it for a whole year , only use it to urinate. Don't go back to mastubation, the moment you type xvideos.com you are in it

Serious photoshop

Am addicted to Nairaland like porn

Lol, at least he didn't die on top the woman

jworos:
Back in school, caught this dude hiding Egusi soup inside kettle,i was like WTF

Hahahaha, abeg which tribe the guy be?

Lol, keep dreaming bro. There's nothing like that, am a passionate fan too but nigeria can't bring football to ridicule bcoz of qualification. If we should pay for their expenses it amounts to match fixing

marshalcarter:
Dat madt illiterate monkey postin abt MTN...wish I cud see u

I hate that dude too

Kill more please ,i like seeing their dead bodies like other Nairalanders

Kill more please

englishmart:
[b] IMAGINE!!!
1. Between 2007 and 2010, Tinubu spent virtually his last kobo to ensure he sent Segun Oni out of the Ekiti State Government House. He did. Today, Oni is the National Vice Chair of APC, a party same Tinubu, not another one o, is the national leader.

2. Audu Ogbe once told opposition parties there was no vacancy in Aso Rock. He was national chair of the ruling PDP then. Today, he is a minister under a government being controlled by that same opposition.

3. Tinubu once told Obasanjo that he was the "problem of Nigeria". But same Tinubu went to Obasanjo that they had finished the construction of the opposition ship. They wanted him to be the navigator! The old fox readily accepted.

4.Nasir el-Rufai, the diminutive governor of Kaduna State, once told Buhari that he was not a presidential material. Today, not only is Buhari president but the loquacious el-Rufai is a governor on Buhari's party. He bashes PDP to no end nowadays.

5. Fayose and Fayemi once mounted same rostrum, campaigning in Ekiti with Fayose carrying placard at his father's burial in 2009 that they should vote for Fayemi. In 2014, same Fayose contested against Fayemi and sent him to the Former Governors' Club.

6. Majority of top politicians shouting 'APC, Change!' were shouting 'PDP, Power!' in 2011!
Now, all these took place within the last TWELVE years! Not that they took place before you were born hence, you did not witness them. Therefore, if you still want to kill yourself because of Wike or Amaechi, please go ahead.

BY THE TIME THEY ARE BACK IN SAME PARTY IN 2019, WE WILL BE MARKING THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR STUPID BUT TIMELY DEATH! [/b]

We've seen this post before, it's time for you to retire it

Cyojunior:
The broken home of the northern family.
In effortless ceremony, a man got hitched to his wife and
swiftly a family setting begun. In no time, Allah bless them
with a boy and joy raided the air.
Just as the boy clocks three years, he is escorted by the
father into the city to learn the Quran. Yes, a three year old
is forcefully pulled away from his mother to God knows
where! The father returns home to the embrace of his wife
in kulle. Putus -another baby is on the way as the first one is
left forgotten.
The mallam in his wisdom has been blessed by Allah and
using his economic dexterity, he sends the poor child into
the street to ask for arms. In the harshest of the street, the
3 years old boy learns survival instincts. He battles ruggedly
against unexpected elements. In no time, he becomes a
champion of the street.
Unfortunately, he is cut off from the affinity of family
bonds, he has no relations to share feelings with as this lad
is left for the street to mould him into her dictates. He
becomes vicious, angry and paranoid. To subdue his anger
against his mallam, he is told never to question his
conditions as it is Allah's will for him. He is told to hate
those who don't belong to his religion and with unmitigated
fury, he brews in anger against the people in the society.
With age catching up with him, the street becomes
uninhabitable for him. He can't longer beg because no one
give alms to an able bodied man. He resorts to crime-from
picking pockets to petty stealing and eventually to violent
crimes. He is completely a nuisance to the society. The lucky
ones amongst his peers are recruited into political thuggery
and others brainwashed into religious fundamentalism.
As the circle of the almajiri life continues, he is arrested for
any of the crimes above and made to serve jail terms. After
years in confinement, he comes out more bitter,frustrated
and hopeless. With no task to do, he takes to selling water
and ridding okada. Again, he continues his romance with
the streets.
Like a walking corpse, he moves around with fist of furry
and stained mind of hate. He is quick to start a fight
because he has nothing to lose. Because you are too
sophisticated to him, you treat him with disdain and quick
to pour verbal venom on him. In the blink of an eye, he
draws out his pocket knife and press it to your fine body.
While you writhe in pains, he flee into the streets because
that is where he belongs. You learn a lesson never to
engage the almajiri in a fight.
Suppressed eventually by age, he become weak in the
hustles of the streets and resort finally to begging as
curtain of life draws on him. As he battles to bid farewell to
his unfair life, he look back at the offspring of his groin -the
next almajiris of his legacy.
Tearfully musing

This is a sensible post, am a northerner but I can relate with this

Sia Sia fumbled, no more nigeria coaches for eagles