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CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Beats South African Bodybuilder Who Is A Bully (Video) by ilyasom(m): 4:08pm On Jul 06, 2018
I love this guy, he stood up for himself
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Beats South African Bodybuilder Who Is A Bully (Video) by ilyasom(m): 7:01am On Jul 06, 2018
This made my day
AgricultureRe: My Friend Resigned From FRSC For Farming, After 1 Year, I Was Surprised - Man by ilyasom(m): 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2018
thatigboman:
God bless his hustle. I really dont know why me, being a big igbo boy, do not like business or any anything. Working for govt and doing well. If all goes according to plan, i plan to retire at the compulsory age of 60 and just relax and enjoy my money and family. Only invest in treasury bills and money market and eat, sleep and wake without worry.
Have accepted that I will not be a big money person. Just have enough to take care of myself and my family till I die.
I love this bro
CrimeRe: Four Nigerian Drug Dealers Declared Wanted In South Africa. Photos by ilyasom(m): 2:14pm On Jul 05, 2018
Igbo Amaka, hard drugs amaka. Land of the rising drugs huh
PoliticsRe: 'Nigerians Have More Electricity Than They Can Consume' - Garba Shehu by ilyasom(m): 5:03pm On Jul 03, 2018
Big hausa fool
FamilyRe: Man Spots ‘dead’ Wife With Another Man In Lagos by ilyasom(m): 9:49pm On Jul 01, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Reminds me of one incident that happened May 24 1997. Till this date I remain confused. I got back from work as usual in Ikotun, Lagos only to find people gather in front of my gate. Others were upstairs at the balcony condoling my landlady. News reached my outlandish self that my landlord had passed on earlier. He died of natural causes in his car.

Strange enough, earlier that morning, he was acting unusual. This man would always call me to assist him open the gate anytime he's going out. That morning he never did that. Dressed in suit he opened the gate himself for the first time ever, had a final look of his compound with his hands around his waist , shook his head, closed the gate and zoomed off. His corpse was brought home later that day. Days later he was buried in that same compound in my presence. I saw the body with my two eyes.

Fast forward to 3 months, I was at a chemist shop buying a drug. The shop happened to be opposite an ashawo house. As I was about paying for my goods, I saw my landlord carrying a prostitute in. I was far away and dumbfounded. I called his name. He looked back and gazed at me with an angry look I've never seen before. Then like a fart in the wind he disappeared into thin air. I was so curious and decided to trail the hoe. She confessed a man fitting my description approached her for an all nighter sex romp. She said she entered her room to change her cloth, get her bags and follow the man home. All this done she came out and her customer was nowhere to be found again. Others complained of hearing someone banging the gates at midnight. The dogs howling and happy for no reason like they've seen a long lost owner. Some even confessed to seeing a bald headed man sitting quietly on that grave at night. For two good years before I finally parked out, I always made sure I get home by 7PM latest , lock all my doors and refuse to be woken by any strange noise until day break.
You write so good, nice story
CrimeRe: Sandra Josephine Imaghodor Contesting For Edo House Of Assembly Convicted In UK by ilyasom(m): 1:08pm On Jun 30, 2018
Everything APC is evil
RomanceRe: I Love Her But... Now I'm Embarrassed by ilyasom(m): 11:41am On Jun 25, 2018
everything you mentioned above are effects of long term masturbation. i can help you quit it if you contact me. Go to reddit and search for nofap forum. its a forum designed to help ppl struggling with the addiction. send me a message on my email ilyasomeiza@yahoo.com.
PetsRe: Six Sheep Take On A Dog In A Funny Fight (Video) by ilyasom(m): 9:46am On Jun 24, 2018
[quote author=BeeBeeOoh post=68768394]That was how a ram headbutt or abii nod a dog(basenji, ekuke) at one refuse dump in Onitsha years back thinking that the ram is on playing mode. The headbutt was NAFDAC registered cry




Hehe, RIP to the dog
RomanceRe: Soldier Mordecai Danladi Jumps From Plane To Propose To Anna Bako His Girlfriend by ilyasom(m): 1:15pm On Jun 11, 2018
STRAIGHT FROM NDA. SECOND LT
CrimeRe: Lady Pours Hot Water On Husband In Lagos For Refusing To Open Door For Her (Grap by ilyasom(m): 3:03pm On Jun 01, 2018
IGBO AMAKA. she just developed her husband with hot water
CrimeRe: Victor Achidume Of Magico Football Academy Arrested For Shaving Boys' Pubic Hair by ilyasom(m): 5:44pm On May 28, 2018
Developer
TravelRe: Is Life Abroad Worth The Stress And Hype? Memoirs Of A Naturalized Immigrant. by ilyasom(m): 10:02am On May 22, 2018
tensazangetsu20:
I will add my own two cents. I graduated in 2017 and started a business a month after I graduated and in a period of 7 months the business has seen more than 3 million naira in revenue. I have been trying to raise funds to grow the business but I have been frustrated at every turn. Funny enough I built the business from nothing without any money and thought my story will be appealing to incubators and investors but damn I was wrong. I am really thinking of a masters degree now, I graduated with a 2 2 but am thinking of using my business experience and milestones over the past year to make a stellar application. Africa is a cursed continent and should be left for the likes of Buhari and Yusuf huh. I am 22 years going to 23 and I don't want to waste any time. Before you know it one is 30 years old without anything tangible to show for it.
Bro how did you achieve that.
TravelRe: Is Life Abroad Worth The Stress And Hype? Memoirs Of A Naturalized Immigrant. by ilyasom(m): 9:34am On May 22, 2018
theamerican:
Dear Sir, I'm not broken or frustrated, maybe those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You're 29, you finished youth service last year, you have no job yet, you depend on sports betting to make ends meet, which isn't a bad idea (your life, your decisions).

You live in Umuahia, without a stable job and you're insulting people who took risks to find greener pastures? Your posts show how winning 4000 Naira from online betting is a big deal to

If not because your country has failed you, you wouldn't be in that situation. I'm 25, I won't say anything about where I am now or the opportunities available to me. Again, it's a privilege. Not saying it to brag. I know your type, lol. I'm sure you're hardworking. Wait till you apply for jobs and they tell you only people between age 21 and 26 can apply, you'll know why people are giving up on Nigeria.

Before you attack someone, do a self-reflection sir. Good day. grin You have been talking about things you don't even know about lol. I won't waste my time anymore. grin
Bro you just narrated my whole life, am 29 finished youth service, no job. Etc. The frustration is hell
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend In Oshodi, Lagos. Puts Her Corpse In Bucket (Graphic Pi by ilyasom(m): 4:06pm On May 21, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Since I was born,
Till now I have gotten old,

I have never seen a kpekus facing the sky.
Hehehe, am so dead
CrimeYoung Man Gunned Down By Cultists by ilyasom(op): 6:02pm On May 20, 2018
According to reports, there is tension in Akwa, Anambra state capital after a young man identified as Dosky was gunned down by some unidentified cultists. It was gathered that the attackers said to be three in number – stormed the deceased’s residence and shot him at point blank range when he was about to flee on Saturday night.


The deceased was left to die in the pool of his own blood after the attack.

The killing is said to have caused unrest among Awka residents and students of Nnamdi Azikiwe University as a reprisal attack is likely to happen…

SportsRe: Why I Left England For Nigeria – Alex Iwobi by ilyasom(m): 7:58am On May 20, 2018
Everybody that commented above are stupid. The guy loves Nigeria and plays with passion if you don't like that you can go to hell
CareerRe: What Song Inspires You To Work Hard? by ilyasom(m): 7:53am On May 17, 2018
chiommy123:
Time na money I don't know the name of the singer
Mike Okri
CrimeRe: Driver Trying To Catapult FRSC Official In Lagos (Photos) by ilyasom(m): 10:23pm On May 16, 2018
Wonder shall never end,
PoliticsRe: Soldier Tweets About His Experience In Maiduguri by ilyasom(m): 7:09am On May 15, 2018
spiritedtete:
White fought biafrahuh Are you kidding me huh?

Don't be deceived Nigerian army fought rebel group called biafra who were supported by the French government. But unfortunately the French back out due to how Nigeria army protected her territory.

I will give you 3D experience from rebel biafra fights.
I have got friends old like your dad that fought on the side of biafra... as a matter of fact I had my early military training from them....
Are you in the military
CelebritiesRe: Alex Gets Royal Welcome In Enugu (photos) by ilyasom(m): 8:27pm On May 14, 2018
Ugly muscular gal
Nairaland GeneralRe: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by ilyasom(m): 10:00pm On May 11, 2018
Sums it all up

CrimeRe: Son Kills His 82-Year-Old Mother In Anambra, Removes Her Eye, Heart For Ritual by ilyasom(m): 12:53pm On May 10, 2018
Hmmm Anambra and ritual are like 5 and 6
CrimeRe: EFCC Detains 3 Fake Nigerian Oil Suppliers For Defrauding Ghanaian Of N20m (pics by ilyasom(m): 9:47pm On May 09, 2018
Developers, why can't they allow us to develop Ghana. Whyhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) May 2018 Internship Programme by ilyasom(m): 12:24pm On May 09, 2018
Angy55:
Age is a barrier.
God pick my call please.
, truly the age barrier is killing us. Send me a dm let me guide you on how to reduce ur age.
HealthRe: AEPB, Omotosho, Churchill, CeeC Support Chikezie Ijeoma's Street Clean Campaign by ilyasom(m): 9:43am On May 09, 2018
cocoboss:
buhari but whyhuh
Your mates are achieving big things and doing something for their country. keep on killing yourself over buhari on nairaland
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Modular Refinery Being Built In Delta State by ilyasom(m): 12:11pm On May 07, 2018
Buhari is the greatest president we've ever had, unlike the ineffectual B
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Steals Shoes From His Chinese Business Partner In Lagos (Photo) by ilyasom(m): 9:45am On May 05, 2018
Okafor, they won't let us develop Lagos in peace
SportsRe: Dana Air Presents Cheque Of N200,000 To Heartland Player Of The Month by ilyasom(m): 7:46pm On May 03, 2018
Really good
CelebritiesRe: Huddah Monroe: Money & Good Sex Make Me Fall For A Man by ilyasom(m): 12:25pm On Apr 27, 2018
Olosho
RomanceRe: What Made Me Stopped And Swore Never To Masturbate Again! (my True Story) by ilyasom(m): 8:37pm On Apr 22, 2018
You are lucky you started early, some people started having sex at age 20

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