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Hop am nt alone here? Aug 29th

U ar very funny

yuzedo:
When the Public Address System shouted my name, "You dis boy! You don come back again?! Error, Error, Visa denied, go back home, bascad, oloshi, morrafocka, guards, guards, hol' am, hol' am!"

But why? Is it because the last time I was dere I told the VO to wind down his glass, I want to vomit in his eye?!

Plz can I also get a sample CV on my email?..imadejulia@yahoo.com..thank u

I lik u,u ar vry funny

Diffdeef:
Nonsense! What your ex did was wrong!

recording the whole sex scene??

Infact,I personally want to see that video........!!





What nonsense!
Guys can be so heartless.

Wow,read it t to d last page..cool story,weldone

NL celebrity..popular guy,Nix

:oStill yet..hmmm

Alexyswiss:
Seriously, this is one thing that really pisses me off with girls

when approached by a guy,they always want to form Miss English.

that's how I met this girl yesterday...black..beautiful..sexy...with all the curves you could need..

we started talking...
initially me too as per university student I wan form Hon. Patrick.
I started my grammars mehn...even English wey on a normal day I no fit speak I talk am

only for this girl to reply me with one Gbagaun!!!..
I was like wtf..for my mind I say dis gal Don fall her hand wen I tink say na mistake
only for her to blow more..

I understood..maybe she's one of these street girls.. I diverted into pidgin..

still yet she dy form grammarian... laugh wan kill me for inside

seriously, ladies I think speaking big English doesn't make you look more beautiful..its a turn off

be original!!!!..that's a turn on!!!

some ladies appear to look beautiful...wait until you hear them speak!!

Wow,so inspiring and easy 2 comprehend..I jst sent it 2 my 18yrs old cousin.Tank u

Their leg de fear slippers,cute baby

oluyemisee:
Na white garment kitchen?cos none of them dey wear slippers

Hearty

Nix pix..guys wit bald head ar cute

braine: Men's hair is really overrated. I love my bald head sha. #TeamBaldGuys

U ar so funny..hahahah

Tallesty1: As long as you keep the terms and conditions. Don't eye your previous johnny and don't accept a new one.
Very much, immeasurable
It is a war where one sleep with enemy.
I'm not TB Joshua.:|
Everything.
I will post it on nairaland, update it on facebook. Share it on whatsapp and tweet it.
You don't need to, I can detect it myself.
I can't.
How can I forget
Yes..... I can't forget it because it is important to me.
Boobs and Ukwu.
love and sexy by Terry G

Sure. My airtime and data
No, there will be nothing like lovers in the next life
Yea, by not telling you about it.
No............
The day I answered 20 silly questions
Yea but doctor said that I have eye problems
Honey moon No dear honey moon is for those who haven't tasted the honey. You and I knows that our own is almost finished.

Go back n undastnd d topic

Exjoker: Hell noo!!! 14yrs inprison no be joke

D way u guys post funny pictures here,mehnn I wonder wher u get them frm..hahahah

Chukkasy: bia op......

Hav read d book more dan 3times..love d book

We were @big joe park,waitin 2 travel.I walkd up 2 him 2 help me watch my bag while I get smtin outsid 2 eat.he looked @ me n said ' hop ther is no bomb inside,sori am jst been careful.I said no plz help me,n he agreed'..I got bk n thankd him,started eatin my snack n coke.then he said 'u culdnt even get som 4 d person dt watchd ur bag,not fair'..I apologised,we both smiled n he continued wit his newspaper.his bus ws leavin n he quickly askd 4 my fone no,I gav him....we ar bonding well,he is sweet..love u ayo

Raxxye: Interesting drama indeed!

You applied for a job, you were offerred the job, you refused to do the job, you are sacked from the job, you refuse to leave the job. What do you want? Na you get the job?

vry funny

Very funny

slimzypink: what is stupidity?? 20 Marks