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Na so craze dey start?

Stop that loud thing, you nor hear.

This girl dey talk about inclusion when the woman doesn't regard your family as such.

This lady again!

You need big preek to reset your tight toto.

Eyes of Man do see suffer tire for Nigeria!

Beautiful!

That's what we call, 'sucking mango boobs'.

Village People are destiny spies.

Bob Marley once said, "Don't jump into water if you can't swim".

RIP to the dead.

Azethromycin.
I don't know if I spelt it correctly.

Ask the Pharmacist about the dosage.

Next time, use a condom.

No boyfriend until she marries.

Honesty has eluded our character as a people; a consequence of bad governance of previous administration.

What A shame!

Common N2.5m that some Yahoo boys can spend in a night club.

Heaven is not for anyone contemplating suicide.

You dey tell lies on Sunday!

You may not make heaven oh.

For now, forget toto matter and concentrate on your career. Do menial jobs if you find one and save for the raining day.

While struggling, package your preek well well for 3 months.

Oh boy, you don enter 'One Chance' oh. You go begin hate your new wife and admire your else henceforth.

kyber:
Which one be sacrifice ?? 🙄

All the rhetorics would only work well if money is involved.

My friend, no love for a struggling man.

It is for this reason our boys have taken to 'street jobs'.

This is preposterous!

Yes.
You will need to sleep underneath River Ethiope for seven days oh.

Treat scabies. Not STI.
Go for a test though.
Take Beecham Ampiclox for 10 days and at same time, apply thermosol soap to it often.
You will thank me later.

Officiallyme:
I feel normal. There's no pain or discharge

What do you mean she has nothing to offer?

Her toto is a valuable offering now.

Tunde835:
She doesn't have a special talent or anything to offer like most females.

Money for hand, back for ground.

During ovulation. When that white thing comes out of her toto.

Cry my beloved country!

Na Tinubu do you this?

Preekposterous!🙆‍♂️

Male in a woman's moniker seeking attention.

Michaelspresh:
This is wrong

It's not every girl that needs a bad guy,
I personally, I'm praying God should give me a man who isn't damaged by Nigerian ladies cos I'm damaged already

Too much now...
You nor know play?

Nor worry, my baby, na play we all dey here.

But the missile that guy throw too harsh.

Candidlady:
We all know Samueltemi337 is a notorious relentless unrepentant beggar and gambler who who would do anything just to get money cos of his addiction(s)


Iam not here to frustrate him ijust want a change for a bro..

So this is more of a sister love to a brother is doomed

Demnor go hear until hookup girls go carry belle for them that time their big preek go deflate.

Bvlgari:
I just checked the price of pampers just now

If u know that u are on top someone right now and you nor get money better get up now

If I were you, I will go and elongate my preek for deeper penetration oh.

maticar:
With your small dick how deep will you even go?

Deceive yourself

Poor man go trekk go village soon

35 years.

I took a lady out and she slept over. I slept off from the influence of the two bottles of beer I took.
I woke up the following morning to see her naked and helping herself with one of the cucumbers we bought the previous day. I pitied her and entered her wet portion. She screamed in pleasure because my preek is on the large size...almost as big as the cucumber she was using to spice her pleasure.

I entered her fully and I heard her shout, "Jesus!"
I pounded harder and as she approached her cum, she bit me on the chest and I shouted, "Hey!".

Before I knew it, my Landlord was knocking on my door asking what was the happening!