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julitoch:
they were born and *bread* in Onitsha posting

I have to quote this. no be only bread, na groundnut

Lwkmd

Sharp!

I asked my guy John this same question immediately I saw this topic, he smiled and said Uniben has it all.
University of Benin
College of Medicine
School of Basic medical science

Lwkmd. John is really a clown!!!

Since Baba no make money through music, maybe he will make it through porn. He is not putting all his eggs in one basket. Channelling of resources things

I could remember when I was in primary 2, my class teacher started asking every pupil in class what he/she wants to become in future. Various answers were coming in; Doctor, Engineer, Lawyer, Pilot, Pastor etc

When it got to my turn, I said "Magician" & everyone in the class burst into laughter, my class teacher just laughed & looked @ me as if I crazy. During break, my classmate laughed @ me, some even asked me to perform any magic but I just told them that when I'm older, I'll perform magic.

Growing as a child, I saw many events that blew my fantasy, some men come to my area & start perform different magic tricks like piercing themselves with swords without it penetrating, performing with Hyenas, snakes & the likes. I always love these magic but when I grew up, I forgot about those things & faced life!

Lately I read an article about magic, the writer defined magic as making the impossible to be possible. The article broaden my knowledge about magic a little and I google Prof. Peller who was a renowned Nigerian magician, I read about his history & came to discover that all members of his family were magicians. In an article, one of the children of Prof. Peller was asked if he could make someone disappear & he said he could do so. He was asked what was the secret behind magic, he said magic is all about concentration & imagination, Nike Peller & his brother performed a magic trick wherein Nike began to float in the air.

In a movie which I watched, "Race to witch mountain", a little boy & girl who were not from earth were performing wonders like making an ATM dispense cash without touching the machine @ all, making bullets not to penetrate through them & others, when Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson asked these kids how could they do all these, the little boy said that humans don't use up to 100% of their brain because if they do, not only will human become super genus but we will be about to control things with our minds, i.e whatever you imagine will just be happening!

In the Bible, magic was not conducted but instead miracles were! Miracles could only happen by someone who is spirit-filled & has the power of God. Prof Peller belonged to an international association which is just for magicians & they hold their conference every year & guess what? Before the start their meeting, they pray to God in church & when they were asked why do they pray, they replied that the knowledge to do magic comes from God!.... Wow

I was having a heart to heart discussion about with a friend of mine concerning his take on Magic, he told me that he doesn't believe in magic & magic is same as witchcraft, he cited 1Sam 28:7-19 which talk of the woman with witchcraft whom Saul seek in order to conjure the spirit of Samuel through magic & it was even stated that she was possessed by a familiar spirit!....

With all these, I'm not still satisfied because
1. Is it that magicians use 100% of their brain just as science claim?
2. In the movies "Kyle XY", it was said that if humans use up to 45% of the brain, blood will gush out of the ears, nose & eyes which will result to the death of such a person. If this is true, then how can magicians use up to 100% of the brain?
3. If magicians really believe magic is from God, how come the bible address magicians as people with "familiar spirit"?
So my fellow nairalanders, what's your take on this?

Albert0011:
And the last one u failed 2 mention is olosho business...go to old college road in aduwawa or igbague mission road,these places are the head quarters of olosho in south south.

Okpo/Olosho customer spotted!!!

Jst joking o! I grew up in Old road. So we know how d story they be!

normal life! who wan spoil Na em go spoil

NCC, Buhari & co
the thunder that will fire all of u will undergo complete metamorphosis from egg to larva to pupa to mature thunder

Memories!!!

Back then in primary 3, Martins was our class prefect. I no knw wetin I do dat boy, my name was always in the names of noise makers. through out the academic section of my primary 3, na only once my name no enter d list. That day our class teacher gimme handshake. Martins no go sett e crew name o, Sumtyms e go giv e crew Mk dem wryt d names. Then, Dem no dey gimme pocket money go sckul cuz my Dad's shop was close to d sckul & if u dnt wanna get flogged, u hv to pay #10, so me dey chop cane everyday.

When we enter primary 4, bcus I ws d youngest in the class, our class teacher made me d prefect. Omo, Martins & e crew hail for my hand! If I see Martins turn e face, I no care if he tlk or Nt, I dn wryt e name & I ws so wicked, our teacher always flog after break time. so during break, Martins & e Crew go ask me if e name dey d list, I go say no, den money wey dem 4 pay tk escape flogging, den go use am go flex. After break my teacher go jst say "Paul, call d names"........ U knw d rest!

Life was so sweet

I laff in Spanish...... Since post ume was cancelled, uniben became confused. Them no gree pay person e post ume money even as we done upload our details, screening dem no do. Like I tell my frnds, the whole education sector is confused....... He dem wan tk release list wen Dem no even do screening for credentials?........... Nigeria my country, just negodu !

enigma2007:
Dude Stop! I dey office....hahahahaha

Oga morning sir!..

Nigeria my country!.....

No go fucck wit soldiers o especially doz abokii soldiers wey e b say d only english wey dem understand na "Fire"

Liljeez:
mehn....i can relate to all this oh because I wrote the entrance examination this year....we were scheduled to start by 7am....na so i rush reach the place quarter after 6....for my mind military get order..dem go start exactly 7am

My people....na so we sit down under sun ooooh......till 11am before we start...to worsen it,immediately we entered the hall,NEPA took light....the heat eh

I didnt make the 50-man AFSB list sha.....i'm gonna try again next year sha

My Guy I see u, I wrote mine in Benin also!..... But as God wuld hv it, my name cum out 4 d 50-man list!.... Mehn, d way wey tk sitdwn 4 sun dat day ehn, as we enter hall nepa tk lyt, na so I loose buttons 4rm my shirt o, I dey wryt exam dey fan my sef wit question booklet!

Chartey:
Abeg where d doctor?

Nna, read the story again!...

Oga doctor, your wife doesn't know that there is more to life than what she watches on Telemundo!.


In Timaya's voice "no time 2 sitdown dey watch Telemundo"

Interesting

[color=#990000][/color]If na 2 dey rant about anyhow, the cabal will know how to do so, pay ur workers, u no fit!...

Sum pipo wee bee saying dat his state supports him!......

Fayoshit, my middle finger to u!

I could remember when I was in primary 2, my class teacher started asking every pupil in class what he/she wants to become in future. Various answers were coming in; Doctor, Engineer, Lawyer, Pilot, Pastor etc
When it got to my turn, I said "Magician" & everyone in the class burst into laughter, my class teacher just laughed & looked @ me as if I crazy. During break, my classmate laughed @ me, some even asked me to perform any magic but I just told them that when I'm older, I'll perform magic.

Growing as a child, I saw many events that blew my fantasy, some men come to my area & start perform different magic tricks like piercing themselves with swords without it penetrating, performing with Hyenas, snakes & the likes. I always love these magic but when I grew up, I forgot about those things & faced life!

Lately I read an article about magic, the writer defined magic as making the impossible to be possible. The article broaden my knowledge about magic a little and I google Prof. Peller who was a renowned Nigerian magician, I read about his history & came to discover that all members of his family were magicians. In an article, one of the children of Prof. Peller was asked if he could make someone disappear & he said he could do so. He was asked what was the secret behind magic, he said magic is all about concentration & imagination, Nike Peller & his brother performed a magic trick wherein Nike began to float in the air.

In a movie which I watched, "Race to witch mountain", a little boy & girl who were not from earth were performing wonders like making an ATM dispense cash without touching the machine @ all, making bullets not to penetrate through them & others, when Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson asked these kids how could they do all these, the little boy said that humans don't use up to 100% of their brain because if they do, not only will human become super genus but we will be about to control things with our minds, i.e whatever you imagine will just be happening!

In the Bible, magic was not conducted but instead miracles were! Miracles could only happen by someone who is spirit-filled & has the power of God. Prof Peller belonged to an international association which is just for magicians & they hold their conference every year & guess what? Before the start their meeting, they pray to God in church & when they were asked why do they pray, they replied that the knowledge to do magic comes from God!.... Wow

I was having a heart to heart discussion about with a friend of mine concerning his take on Magic, he told me that he doesn't believe in magic & magic is same as witchcraft, he cited 1Sam 28:7-19 which talk of the woman with witchcraft whom Saul seek in order to conjure the spirit of Samuel through magic & it was even stated that she was possessed by a familiar spirit!....

With all these, I'm not still satisfied because
1. Is it that magicians use 100% of their brain just as science claim?
2. In the movies "Kyle XY", it was said that if humans use up to 45% of the brain, blood will gush out of the ears, nose & eyes which will result to the death of such a person. If this is true, then how can magicians use up to 100% of the brain?
3. If magicians really believe magic is from God, how come the bible address magicians as people with "familiar spirit"?


So my fellow nairalanders, what's your take on this?

See haters evrywher!.... 4 Christ sake Okon is a graduate of Psychology!...
Bcus he only acts comedy, does dat mk him uneducated?.....
Nigerians, nsido ye mmufo?

When Tiwa ws quiet, u guys were clamouring 4 her 2 say sumtin, na dat she has said the truth, una stl dey accuse her say she dey lie!....

Nigerians, nsido ye mmufo?.....

Well, u try small

shamecurls:
How?

Christians holds crusades & during these crusades, miracles are known to happen especially when it is conducted by a man called by God & not the one who called God!

This law will put a holt 2 such activities & there are many people still living in bondage who needs God's touch

He even boasted that when he was FCT minister, he did it in Abuja & he plans on doing it in Kaduna!!!......

My brother, the handwriting is clearly written on the wall for everyone to see

El-Rufai shuld stop lying jor!
E use d bill target Christians!

Dibu should "go & die"!.......
For dis rubbish to b fair, let evryone jst wryt d exam again!!!

Jamb of this year is total crap!!!

I agree with the wryter!....... Hw can sum1 who scored 62 in physics last year, cum 2 score 46 dis year?........

It's madness, jamb is crap!!!

OP!...... You funny sha

Choi!....... The guy wey dey bleep them go b lyk
In Reminisce voice "Wa fe ku laleyi"

Na VIC-O suppose b number one!

LORDSAMURAI:
Happy birthday olamide, wish u long life and prosperity, this just remind of the guy that brought u to limelight, which is WIZKID, u know without WIZKID u will not be where u are today, so always respect and be loyal to wizkid, anyways TEAM WIZKID.

Wetin dis 1 dey tlk?......

Oshogbo weed in action!!!!

My fellow nairalanders, travelling as we all know happens to be fun & exciting because we get to see different places & meet various people wherein we get to interact & get to know different lifestyle of other people. But on the other hand, while travelling, people normally feel pressed & believe me it's not funny, let me share my own experience!

I was travelling from Calabar to Benin (which is approximately 9-12 hours by bus), I didn't swallow Tetracycline or Metronidazole because I don't like drugs. On getting to the bus terminal, after all the payment & loading of goods, the journey started!
I sat close to this very fine girl which I intended to woo as the journey forged ahead, immediately we left calabar & got to uyo, I started feeling uneasy but I just maintain cause it wasn't that pressing, as the journey went ahead, the feeling increased & I kept telling myself that when we get to Hoeffers in Abia state (only those who follow that route will know), I'll relief myself & woo the lady immediately! Eventually we go to Hoeffers & I went straight to the toilet. Then while others were eating, I just waited for them to be done! So eventually when everyone was set, we continue our journey! Immediately we left Hoeffers, I became pressed, this time it was times 7 of what I was feeling before, upon the A/C in the bus, I was sweating profusely, the guy beside me looked @ me & offered me Bitter kola, I just looked @ him & told him about my condition, he only nodded his head & looked forward. When we got to Onitsha, there was heavy traffic jam, O boi!...... I gave my life to Christ immediately, come & see prayer o!... I was praying to God to rescue the newly repented sinner, I promised God that I will not woo the girl beside me if he makes me free from being pressed! I was shy then, I couldn't tell the driver to stop that I'm pressed! When we got to Asaba, I couldn't hold it any longer, I just release a little fragment of the faeces, when we got to Benin, I rush comot for bus enter motor, as I enter taxi, the man dey tell me extravagant fee, my Landers, I no mind, I paid him & ran home. My mum saw me & was like "Hey Paul, welcome o, wetin u carry 4rm calabar cum?" Na so I dash enter toilet!..... When she heard wat came out nxt, c laffta!.....

4rm that day, any tym I wan travel, na tetracycline 1st b4 I even brush my mouth!....... Dat experience no b sumtin wey I go even wish my enemy!