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Edo state, Egor Local government area, New Benin market area!!!........ That area is close to Total filling station where you can board a vehicle 2 UNIBEN

Truly, He is just trying to make common sense!!!!




But sadly, the CEO of innoson motors doesn't drive the car that his company makes!

[color=#000099][/color] Here is the comparison between Adolf Hitler & Donald Trump

Idrismusty97:
Donald Trump is a hard worker, In his word "He started with a small loan of a million dollars" lol. https://img.ifcdn.com/images/ec9a44a812612e2508bfd25532bb77bef30a6518c77ea168bf4fa51250542f2e_1.jpg
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Bros, get conscience na!......

1 million dollars na em e tk st@, Dangote used #500,000 tk st@!

Trump is richer dan Dangote, Dangote's motive is to create mre jobs 4 Nigerians, e own plan na 2 enter power, ban all muslim 4rm Entering US, pursue all d Nigerians wey get wrk 4 US bk 2 Nigeria;

Bros, the guy is cold-hearted!..... Mre reason y d guy wnt win

When u er richer than ur country, wat do u need politics for?......

If u wear starched cloth then rain cum fall beat u & d clothe, my brother, u go hate life! ;DIf u wear starched cloth then rain cum fall beat u & d clothe, my brother, u go hate life!

If u can't accept the fact that u cheated @ d 1st place, den deriz ntin mre 2 say


Accept d fact dat u cheated, tel ur bf & wait 4 d out cum!!



Spreads mat to sleep!

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Back then in secondary school, many people in my class were "regular customers" in the staff room! They were brought to the staff room either for incomplete note, trouble making or other matters. The first time I was taken into the staff room is something I'll never forget in a hurry.

When we were in ss3, I was the laboratory prefect(I don't know what they actually saw that made them give me dat post). Our form master, Mr Tawab aka Obioma asked all of us to bring our parents phone number for reasons best known to him. Men in our class planned to be rugged in ss3 & I joined them, most of them gave Obioma their phone number while others forged numbers. I decided that I wasn't going to submit any number to him because with Obioma, expect the unexpected! He might just call my parents for my slightest mistake & my own go just finish if I reach house!

One faithful day in class, the guy just asked for the numbers, I told him I forget to collect the numbers because the previous day, we had a football match & I tore my foot & was taken to the hospital to sew my leg that was torn during the match, so when I got home I had serious pains & I didn't do my assignments. Obioma just started insulting me, when I hissed he told me to come to the front of the class, I limped to the front of the class & infront of all my classmate he asked me if I'm stupid & I told him "you said I'm stupid right?.... We just thank God for everything"; all my classmate burst into laughter & the guy told me to follow him, I thought he was going to report me to the principal but instead he took me to the staff room.
As we entered the staff room, he just started lying o! He said I was telling him that he can't do me anything, I making fun of him in class always, I was always making noise in class, bla bla bla....... I learnt through the regular customers of staff room that whenever you matter was tabled in the staff room, just be quiet, don't say anything
So as he was lying, I just kept quiet & was smiling. The teachers were surprised that I was smiling & I've never been brought to the staff room before. After Obioma was done talking, Mrs Odion said "Paul, what happened? You mean you did all this & you are smiling?" I said "thank you ma, may God bless you for that question" then I started explaining exactly what happened in the class to the teachers then Obioma interrupted me, out of anger I shouted "Let me talk!..... When you were talking, I kept quiet & I didn't interrupt you, now it's my turn, let me talk"
All the teachers were like "aaahhhhh! You are telling your teacher to shut up". Again I just kept quiet
My geography teacher called me & told me he would have flogged me if not for my injury because I was always loyal & he didn't expect what I said from me. Mr Owie aka Aboki started saying he'll report me to my father because my father is a well known man in my locality, immediately I Laughed because Aboki doesn't know my father, he only knows my street & he doesn't even know my house! The CRS teacher told me to go & apologise to Obioma, as I was about to do so, Obioma said "I don't want to see your face or even hear your voice, just go & write 2 foolscap sheet length letter of apology & submit it to me after break"
I left the staff room & when I entered my class, my classmate were like "Paul, wetin sup 4 Principal office?", Obioma walked into the class & I said "no mind am o, e just carry me go staff room go dey lie 4 my head", see laughter & he looked @ me, me just bone face cum tear 4rm my rough note cum wryt "I'm sorry for what I did, it will not happen again"...... Na so my letter take end o!
When I give am d letter, e dey look me, I jst bone face na em e cum say "if you like don't bring ur parents number 2moro" na em I say "4k u sir". D way I said it sounded lyk "tnk u sir".....

Mehn, staff room na hell!........ E no get tlk wey dem no tlk dat day, teachers wey no even teach me dey tlk put 4 matter wey no concern dem, na den I cum realise y e b say if girls enter staffroom, their eyes dey flood if dem enter class!...... Staffroom na den of devil......
Lalasticlala, fynestboi..... FP material na em b dis o!

Snap pishore ke?......... D man dn baff?

@kashy, even if we go dwn as u say, mu wnt win anytin dis season!...... U wanna bet?

A LETTER TO MOURINHO FROM A CHELSEA FAN

I just wanna go straight to the point. If everyone has been afraid
to tell you the truth, I'll look you straight to the face & tell you
the truth!

You have been too stubborn to accept blame. In life, I've come
to realise that if you wanna move forward, you have to listen to
critics, accept your mistakes & work on them because that is
the only way you can improve. But instead, you find fault at
every accusations or mistake that you make.

Mr Jose, sorry to say, you are the major problem chelsea is
having because right from onset, the moment we drew our 1st
match with swansea, immediately, you complained. When we
lost to manchester city, you complained again! Well, your
persistent complaining affected the team directly because I
believe that they believe that whenever they flop, Mourinho is
always there to defend them!

Mr Jose, as a chelsea fan, I will tell you, I've lost my confidence
in you along with many other chelsea fans! If Abrahimovic
considers to still keep you as the coach which I pray he doesn't,
you need to learn to accept your fault & work on it. Thank you.
A faithful Blues fan

Akpan Ime Paul

nicerod:
Ur friend has body odour com kari im smellin mouth+blak teeth dey toast my sista 4 street. U think she go gree abi?

D guy buy new clothes & shoes, wash himsef clean b4 e tlk 2 d girl o, evry1 wants 2 mk a gud impression on d newbies!

sweetorgasms:
LMAO @OP mehnn laugh don burst my belle, well i guess im lucky becaus each time i see any lady, without even saying a word, she has started smilling, i still dnt know why, well i guess im created differently.

4 ur mind abi?

No b small tin o!.... Wen guys meets a lady 4 d 1st tym & in order 2 give a gud impression of themselves, most of dem crack "soft jokes" so @ least she can smile or laugh bcus wen they do, it boosten d morale of guys to advance!

4 area, 1 new babe & her family jst pack enter a new hux, all guys were lyk "new catch dn cum" & they were all waiting 4 deir turn 2 do d "approaching"!... I no knw wetin enter 1 of my guy head o, d guy sabi crack jokes die & so e say e wan go approach d girl, I cum tel am say e no gud if he go nw bcus pipo wey dey go 4 her 2 many, so mk e wait 1st, d guy no gree hear o, I jst chill bcus me stl join d pipo wey wan go 4 her!

So 1 faithful day, me & my guy dey outsyd hux dey chill na em d girl dey waka pas, dis my guy jst get up go meet am o, 4rm wetin I dey c, d girl jst fold her hand dey look d guy wit straight face, d guy ws jst tlkin non-stop, afta 10mins, na so d girl jst waka leave my guy. I go meet my guy ask am hw fa, d guy begin tel me say d girl na witch o, say afta d normal introduction, e crack d 1st joke 2 c weda she go smile, she bone am!..... Na so e try all d jokes wey enter e head o, d girl no mv @ all, na em d girl cum finally tel am "er u done? Cus u er jst delaying me"........ Lwkmd, til nw shame no let d guy show face if d babe dey waka!.......

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Chubhie:
I'm happy for Costa. That saturday game is where you get to see the tactical mou for he knows Arsenal are coming at him like wounded lions and he will set a trap for Wenger. Mikel is likely to start that game. Hazard needs to smuggle himself into the scoresheet tonight.

I jst hpe u er ryt, cus wit d way tins er goin ryt nw, I no lnger bliv in mourinho