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Travel / Re: FRSC Trains 1,000 Peace Mass Transit Drivers On Safe Driving by immortalmortal: 7:33am On Nov 06, 2023
You've been training your drivers since 1994 and at a certain time they had the worst accident record in the country... Very rough drivers
Food / Re: Which Of These Would You Choose For Breakfast? (picture) by immortalmortal: 1:09pm On Nov 04, 2023
B,D, C, A... In that order... I don't like Pap so I'll just replace the pap with bread
Crime / Re: Two Men Burnt To Death In Onitsha For Illegally Collecting Tax by immortalmortal: 9:51am On Nov 03, 2023
maasoap:


Typical lawlessness supporter speaking from both sides of the mouth. You don't justify jungle justice but still giving unsolicited explanation as to why jungle justice was carried out. If what you did is not a justification, I wonder what it is. Hypocrite

I only gave a possible reason why it was carried out...it's no justification... If the system was not messed up there would be no jungle justice. does it mean the messed up system is justification for jungle justice? There's a difference between English language and use of English
Crime / Re: Two Men Burnt To Death In Onitsha For Illegally Collecting Tax by immortalmortal: 1:18pm On Nov 02, 2023
There's no justification for jungle justice.. but the system has failed woefully... If there was a working system, all these would not have happened. First of all there is hunger in the land and where you try to sow where you do not reap you suffer the consequences. People are frustrated and you carry your frustration to take(steal) from another frustrated person, whatever you see is what you'd get.
Secondly, these guys have obviously been constituting a nuisance around there and they were probably handed over to necessary authorities but nothing was done hence the jungle justice.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: I Turned Down $5M Dubai Gig Because Smoking Of Weed Is Banned There by immortalmortal: 6:26pm On Nov 01, 2023
Nonsense!!! If he said 5million naira, I for believe, but 5million dollars? Common!!! smoking of weed is not banned in Nigeria? Even for where Dem ban am Dem still dey smoke am. With 5m dollars I'd go there and smoke weed and pay whatever fine

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Go St@rk N@ked As They Pray For Money In Viral Video by immortalmortal: 7:02am On Oct 27, 2023
No matter how much they swear, if Dem hustle well,money no go come
Romance / Re: My Husband Sets Me Up. by immortalmortal: 7:23am On Oct 25, 2023
Your husband is not rich and handsome?
Politics / Re: Nothing Wrong With 1999 Constitution — Ex-Justice Minister, Agabi by immortalmortal: 11:54pm On Oct 24, 2023
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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Survived 3 Assassination Attempts - Kogi Government by immortalmortal: 9:53pm On Oct 22, 2023
So what should we do?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do Recruiters Reject A Candidate Because Of Location? by immortalmortal: 12:29pm On Oct 20, 2023
Some do....most recruit people from a particular region so you don't come late for work or transportation would not be an issue

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Romance / Re: Is It Right To Gift A Married Man Perfume? by immortalmortal: 12:27pm On Oct 20, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:


Like him? No way!

He's always taxing me because I do some small businesses at work that pass through his table. So he's always like I should settle him and all that and truly I've never settled him since I Ve been doing that bizness. Thats why I said let me just do it for him.

Wetin I want take married man do? cheesy

So why are you now asking us? Wetin you want make we tell you?
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Gift A Married Man Perfume? by immortalmortal: 12:24pm On Oct 20, 2023
michlins:
Why is it difficult for people to say no. Like, I will not buy you this because I don't want to

Honestly some issues are none issues


Ladies especially
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Gift A Married Man Perfume? by immortalmortal: 12:20pm On Oct 20, 2023
Tell him you are not financially buoyant that he should give you money to buy it for him. But I really don't understand what you are asking. You said you have gotten it for him already and you are still asking if you should get it for him
Another thing... You guys would start smelling alike at work. Lol

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Crime / Re: Cross-River: Militants Attack Federal Prison In Afokang, Kill Guard by immortalmortal: 2:11pm On Oct 19, 2023
This seems like a kinda warning who knows? The would probably watch out to see response from security operatives and plan the main prison break... Militants don dey get mind o
Romance / Re: Stingy Men Should Be Avoided At All Cost. Honestly They Are So Irritating by immortalmortal: 9:19am On Oct 18, 2023
Let's avoid stingy men and follow Generous women instead

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Politics / Re: Video Of President Tinubu Heading To The Office Today (Photos) by immortalmortal: 7:30pm On Oct 17, 2023
Dead man walking

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Politics / Re: Don’t Check Your Husband’s Phones – Kwankwaso Advises Women At Kano Mass Wedding by immortalmortal: 7:57am On Oct 15, 2023
Best marriage advice ever. It's a vice versa thing. Don't check you spouse's phone. I don't check my wife's phone, the day she checked my phone, na heartbreak she get

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Fg’ll Soon Release 6-month Report Of Revenues –RMAFC Chair by immortalmortal: 9:39am On Oct 11, 2023
They should release expenditures too
Romance / Re: Can You Cuddle Naked Without Knacking? by immortalmortal: 7:28am On Oct 09, 2023
Most of the people saying "No" are not married.
Politics / Re: Privatise Moribund Refineries, Senate Tells FG by immortalmortal: 7:04am On Oct 09, 2023
HeatSeeker:
On a serious note, people benefitted from the non-functional state of our refineries in an almost criminal way. It is not enough to sell off the refineries, this people should be brought to book!

"Almost criminal"? Please call a spade a spade. People benefitted in a very criminal way
Politics / Re: Privatise Moribund Refineries, Senate Tells FG by immortalmortal: 6:58am On Oct 09, 2023
HeatSeeker:
On a serious note, people benefitted from the non-functional state of our refineries in an almost criminal way. It is not enough to sell off the refineries, this people should be brought to book!

"Almost criminal"? Please call a spade a spade. People benefitted in a very criminal way
Food / Re: What Is The Cost Of A Plate Of Food At The Road Side Resturants In Your Area? by immortalmortal: 5:04am On Oct 06, 2023
500

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Travel / Re: Railway Corporation Suspends Erring Staff In Viral Video by immortalmortal: 7:55pm On Oct 04, 2023
Suspension indeed... Investigation indeed... highest na query Dem go give Dem, after that it's back to work. It's probably been going on for a long time but because it went viral, they have to "suspend" them and "investigate" save face...

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Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by immortalmortal: 7:56pm On Oct 02, 2023
"Woe unto you Scribes and pharisees" that's how Jesus refered to them... Not "anointed"
The question we should ask ourself now is... What would Jesus do if he was here with us right now. Would he do what Adeboye and Oyedepo are doing?
Travel / Re: Tanker Explosion On Warri-Benin Highway Kills 20 People by immortalmortal: 3:44pm On Oct 01, 2023
These has always been an issue. People will never learn. Well the harsh economy is to blame. They probably saw it as a means of getting small money to cushion the effect of this cruel times

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Romance / Re: Did My Sister F*ck Up? by immortalmortal: 3:43pm On Oct 01, 2023
Shey na 21 year old girl you go find for tinder na .. abi na 60 year old?
Family / Re: I’m Dying Please Don’t Ignore Me �� by immortalmortal: 9:22pm On Sep 29, 2023
Pride!!! You can't eat your cake and have it.. you need money and want to beg but because of pride you are too ashamed. You see this life, we all have our ups and downs... APC has thought us all to know that no condition is permanent. So there should be no pride or shame in asking for what you really need. If your car is in good condition, enter road carry passengers make shame no catch you. If not hunger go wire you. So you expect people out here who have swallowed their pride and done odd jobs to bring out money and send to someone who has pride and is ashamed of asking? hunger never catch you, dey play
Romance / Re: How Does A Woman Cum? by immortalmortal: 4:26pm On Sep 29, 2023
Berrityga:
oga the satisfaction a lady gets from cum is not up to that of squirt try make girl squirt just once in your life you go understand. Most girls I fuccccck squirt cause of my long diiiiccccck and the fact I last long.

I totally disagree... I know a girl who squirts with just a lil touch on the clit or a few thrusts... She keeps begging to get bleeped till she cums
Romance / Re: Am I The Only One That Is Dealing With This? (pics) by immortalmortal: 7:55am On Sep 29, 2023
Yes
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Officially Gets Apology From Napoli Explains Tiktok Post by immortalmortal: 7:54am On Sep 29, 2023
"We are sorry" that's an apology

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Romance / Re: How Does A Woman Cum? by immortalmortal: 7:50am On Sep 29, 2023
Berrityga:
Bro if you make a woman squirt that’s when you have satisfied her. 90% of Nigerian girls fair orgasm.

Squirting is totally different from cumming. Cumming is kinda convulsive, most times, some ladies cum only when you give them head or finger them(play with Thier clit not insert your finger in their Pvssy). the ones who cum during intercourse are the ones who have big and sensitive clits and the position enhances the cumming

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Politics / Re: List Of Organisation That Destroy The Nigerian State by immortalmortal: 5:59am On Sep 29, 2023
ahiboilandgas:
Nepa , NNPC , you can add yours.

NDDC, APC, PDP, Judiciary, INEC, BAT, Marlian records, Boko Haram, etc

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