₦airaland Forum

Unblockable:
Even Jonathan is no longer this bitter after his defeat. Buhari is not responsible for your inability to cum when bleeping your wife/babe.

My bro, I second that motion....

Rubbish....why should I waste my time with a girl that says "No" to sex.
Well, my opinion....
For those guys that lost their relationships due to No sex, honestly, are u guys really okay....its absurd.

yes o, I remember night rider, super force, Jake and d fat man, moonlighting, p.s. I love u, Willie Willie, Mr. Spencer, super Ted, etc
Chai, I don old ooo. Well, I thank God say I don marry sha..
Those of u wey never marry, pls stop sampling and dip testing. Settle down.

Dear Nairalanders, I can assure you that those guys are not the culprits. I pity them.....

Nairalanders! I greet you all.
I work for the Devil himself...my Boss has been the worst experience of my life. If my Boss worked for me, ooo God , what will I not do?
I will demote him first and slash his salary by 30% reduction.
I will send him on official assignment to Gombe with N10,000 for three weeks which includes transport, feeding and accommodation.
Any day he comes to work 5 mins late, I will take N5000 frm his salary ( as he has done to me before). God should deliver me, because I will so so frustrate him till he......GOD WILL PUNISH THAT MAN. hoping to resign soon.

i will post him to one of the branch at a very remote area.
exactly one month after his transfer, I will suspend his salary till further notice but still assign more jobs to him.

Samchelsea:
c.o.w

M.O.N.K.E.Y

yeebos, idiots.... I think the idea of them relocating to the Lagoon was really bad. Pls, Oga Ambode, chase them away from the Lagoon, before they dry up that Lagoon in the name of selling pure water.
I know I ave crossed the battle line......

dejt4u:
All depends on your reference frame..


looking at it very well, the cat is really going up.

this is what the man Albert Einstein called 'Relativity' in physics

the cat is definitely coming up if u look at the height of the thread and riser, the body dynamics of the cat I.e where is weight lies. I don't believe this exactly defines relativity as Einstein informs us.

EroticAngelina:
sorry to be so negative, but I can't help but notice how this woman does whatever buhari says, even if its nt good. she's like his robot.
where was she in 2011? why did buhari bring her out now(2015)? he doesn't know that her kind heart ness, beauty, brain and manner was part of what helped him win this election behind every successful man, there's a woman! if there's one thing he should learn from gej, its supporting women. we are in 2015, not 1989! women are human beings and should be respected. any man who does not respect women will never get my respect!
one, more thing... the office of the first lady is in our constitution Mr buhari, don't start ruining dis opportunity bfor they swear u in on may. I just pity ur wife. if I were her, I would av divorced u a decade ago.
#NoTime4Rubbish

you are saying trash.... u better be careful.

tola9ja:
[size=18pt]please if you no this guy tell him no to try this during buhari tenure because we will have stable electricity by that time amin[/size]

No wonder we now have stable power supply in Calabar oooo. ....chaiiiii

bigtt76:
Lol ...gerrout! Have a lovely sunday

Wish u the same and a great week ahead.. Dont ever forget to vote for APC.

bigtt76:
Fall for what? Jimi showing up at the scene of the robbery or what? I know all that is part of the tactics and I don't fall for such. If Ambode like e show up ...if e nor like na hin cup of tea ...I don't give a rat ass!

well, u might not like a rat ass but u certainly love a dogs ass

bigtt76:
Sharp man don show up quick quick ....while Ambode sidon de chop fat

keep quiet my friend, don't be too fast to type anything. they call this Public Display of Affection...Only fools fall for it. I guess u are number 1.

1 million dollar is too much sef.....for 2,000 dollars I will dump her by reflex....

Dapo777:
Wow they really tried.

What about the engineering student from unilag that created an amphibian auto,that can move on land and on water,his name is Obasanjo.

Nobody supported that guy,he drove the machine from akoka to lagos-ibadan express way,and ask that the government should sponsor him,but no one supported the guy,I heard white men are begging the guy to come and work with them,but he didn't accept,he said he won't take what belongs to Nigeria elsewhere, but the problem now is this. Are Nigerians ready to accept what is theirs.

Nigeria!!!!!!!!!

Awake from thy slumber. Everything isn't about immediate money. We are too shallow in Nigeria. Too shallow in our thinking.

he is really stupid, if foreigners invited him over and he rejected because he loves his country. Well, let him embrace his Patriotism and simultaneously embrace poverty.....

5p1naz:
17,480 naira at that time was almost equivalent to the same in dollars. so please it wasn't cheap, only the extremely rich rocked the seats of airplanes in that period.


To make you understand better, here is the historical value of one U.S. Dollar in Nigerian naira - PM = Parallel Market.
Date Naira per US $
1972 0.658
1973 0.658
1974 0.63
1975 0.616
1976 0.62
1977 0.647
1978 0.606
1979 0.596
1980 0.550 (0.900 PM)
1981 0.61
1982 0.673
1983 0.724
1984 0.765
1985 0.894 (1.70 PM)
1986 2.02 (3.90 PM)
1987 4.02 (5.90 PM)
1988 4.54 (6.70 PM)
1989 7.39 (10.70 PM)
1990 7.39 (10.70 PM)
1991 8.04 (9.30 PM)
1992 9.91
1993 17.30 (21.90 PM)
1994 22.33 (56.80 PM)
1995 21.89 (71.70 PM)
1996 21.89 (84.58 PM)
1997 21.89 (84.58 PM)
1998 21.89 (84.70 PM)
1999 21.89 (88-90 PM)
2000 85.98 (105.00 PM)
2001 99-106 (104-122 PM)
2002 109-113 (122-140 PM)
2003 114-127 (135-137 PM)
2004 127-130 (137-144 PM)
2005 132-136
2006 128.50-131.80
2007 120-125
2008 115.50-120
2009 145-171M = Parallel Market.
Date Naira per US $ Date Naira per US $
1972 0.658
1973 0.658
1974 0.63
1975 0.616
1976 0.62
1977 0.647
1978 0.606
1979 0.596
1980 0.550 (0.900 PM)
1981 0.61
1982 0.673
1983 0.724
1984 0.765
1985 0.894 (1.70 PM)
1986 2.02 (3.90 PM)
1987 4.02 (5.90 PM)
1988 4.54 (6.70 PM)
1989 7.39 (10.70 PM)
1990 7.39 (10.70 PM)
1991 8.04 (9.30 PM)
1992 9.91
1993 17.30 (21.90 PM)
1994 22.33 (56.80 PM)
1995 21.89 (71.70 PM)
1996 21.89 (84.58 PM)
1997 21.89 (84.58 PM)
1998 21.89 (84.70 PM)
1999 21.89 (88-90 PM)
2000 85.98 (105.00 PM)
2001 99-106 (104-122 PM)
2002 109-113 (122-140 PM)
2003 114-127 (135-137 PM)
2004 127-130 (137-144 PM)
2005 132-136
2006 128.50-131.80
2007 120-125
2008 115.50-120
2009 145-171

I love your analysis...... very good job