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pls, is there any dentist in the House......I need replies pls....

Dear nairalanderz, pls I have this swell up in form of a boil around the mouth upper hard palate.
This has being there for close to four months.....I have being told by a dentist that it is a CYST or a swollen bag with fluid inside and I might end up undergoing surgery.
pls experts in d house, are there drugs that can dissolve the fluid or any other solutions rather than SURGERY.

I will send white ghost to flog u dis night....

frajoe2reel:
The rate at which agent exploit job seekers is so alarming all in the name of outsourcing, my question is how confortable is the job you got through workforce?.

Well, some agents do work. It didn't work for me though , but my wife's sister got a job wit Stanbic IBTC Bank via them.

Orjioorji:
which federal government are you calling, the dullard? mmmmmm you will wait till foul grow teeth

IBO man, when will u stop beefing my president? Orji, grow up....

Jesters and Framers.

Am at work. Resumed since 7:30am

Chinatownm:
Hahahaha, I de gv u sign from d outset make u pack well, so it won't get to dis level u no gree.

Hapy fadas day anyways. I know say u get 2 children but no wife yet. Try n marry Dis yr ooo so ur children go get mother presence small.

Your my man henceforth

Lolz.. thanz bro. Wish u same.

Lwkmo......

Chinatownm:
First of all I av a better suite dan dat suicidal outfit u embedded ursef in. Try and make ursef presentable then I will grant u audience.
Fuking applicant lik u. Instead of u to go learn a trade and be meaningful to ursef, u com here com de fool ursef. Ewu Gambia.
Ur owner go soon use u do ramadan.

Guy, u get serious bad mouth....abeg, carry DAT kind mouth go jare. Ur own pass my own.

what's the purpose of their visit

steph2sweet:
Seems you woke up from the wrong side of your bed. No time to exchange words with you.Like I just said I am here to read comments and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

says who.... if u comment again, I will ban u on my thread...

Whaooo! 835 people have read my post...wonderful.
wondering wat I should post again....this time it has to do with ladies...Hahahahahaha...

steph2sweet:
Just here to read comments

Meaning that my write up ain't interesting...my friend, GERROUT....

iamrealdeji:
List it,i can't read a long story

ehn...how much will u pay

boss1310:
your topic-inviting your write up-disinteresting

Ok....

swimcash:
pple postin bullshit

.....silence.......

dharay99:

will cum baq 2read ur long bible
afta taking my brk fst.

Next thread

I guess u can't hide this ur lazy attitude towards reading at ur old age.

[quote author=dharay99 post=34955563][/quote]I am waiting for ur Ifa

dharay99:

i†z none of ma biz if ur
claiminq u don't understand wah i posted.

Pls, ave u finished smoking?

Chinatownm:
Ur making it personal by rearing ur ugly cunt head to whr u are not invited. Stay down or wen next I shoot, u will be battered.

R u okay? Did u say cunt head? Hmmm...
Plss, am waiting for u to start shooting ur sperm.
Lolzzzz...

dharay99:

and I keep wandrinq y yhu so much pained
I didn't read daht load of crap up der.

Its mine to decide, stop bankinq on nuffin.

I don't understand wat u r writing.... pls, don't do two things at a time.

Chinatownm:
Bros I was thought while growing up dat 2 is company n 3 is crowd. Nobody informed u about dat. .

Tanx for d info if dats wat u want

Hmmm...am sure u learnt DAT while growing up wit weed smokers...nothing personal.

dharay99:

wah u posted up der is no where related to an exam, ryt?
So note d diff.

I can bet it that if ur wealth inheritance was stated in the last paragraph of any write up, u will end up dying poor.... becos u can't read more than two lines in any write up.

Chinatownm:
Babe u go fit pay make I de supply u. Buy one get one free.
Very affordable.

On d contuary, Sperm Banks do pay as much N20,000 per 10ml if it meets their standard. While waste it on ur girlfriend or S.S........

dharay99:

too long.
Literature section abeg ------>>

No vex...wondering how u used to read for exams...Dubbing master.

Cutehector:
If spermmmm were to cure breast cancer, many men will die of rape..

Lmao.....

.[color=#000099]Sperm is one of the vital components when
planning to start a family. Like a women's
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is mainly used for procreation, it can have
extraordinary benefits for everyday life.
In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound
called Spermine can be found. This particular
compound is also known as an antioxidant. It
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and help with taming or preventing acne.
Bioforskning, a Norwegian company, has
synthesized the compounds into a facial
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Spermine is 30 times more effective than
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Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but
also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In
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women who were directly exposed to semen
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Semen-Based Recipes
," semen is very nutritious. The cook book
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Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of
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Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not
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Unless you are a part of an intelligence serve
of some kind, invisible ink may not be
essential, however if you ever need a facial
Spermine may be a great option.

XavierBlue:
The one that freaks me out, is the surgical attachment to their device. Nevertheless, Op, you're damn beautiful.






XavierBlue

yea, but too skinny, for my liking....