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.[color=#000099]Sperm is one of the vital components when
planning to start a family. Like a women's
egg, a man's sperm must be healthy in order
to reach and penetrate the egg. Though sperm
is mainly used for procreation, it can have
extraordinary benefits for everyday life.
In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound
called Spermine can be found. This particular
compound is also known as an antioxidant. It
is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin
and help with taming or preventing acne.
Bioforskning, a Norwegian company, has
synthesized the compounds into a facial
cream. According to Bioforskning, the cream
Spermine is 30 times more effective than
vitamin E and can delay the aging process by
20 percent. However, nature's most natural
facial cream can cost you a whopping $250.
Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but
also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In
a recent study, researchers demonstrated that
women who were directly exposed to semen
were less likely to be depressed. The study
stated mood-altering hormones that are
present in semen can be absorbed through the
vagina. Some of these mood-altering
chemicals include, but are not limited to
prolactin, a natural anti-depressant; oxytocin,
which assist in enhancing one's mood and
serotonin, a widely known antidepressant
neurotransmitter.
Sperm is also directly linked to the frequency
and intensity of a woman's morning sickness.
According to SUNY-Albany psychologist
Gordon Gallup, the frequency of morning
sickness is directly related to the frequency of
insemination during pregnancy. Gallup and
graduate student Jeremy Atkinson revealed
women who undergo artificial insemination
may experience worst cases of vomiting, and
nausea.
When it comes to cooking, although semen
may be the farthest thing from your mind,
according to "Natural Harvest-A Collection of
Semen-Based Recipes
," semen is very nutritious. The cook book
advertises semen as an "inexpensive"
ingredient that can give any food an
"interesting twist."
Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of
invisible ink, semen may suffice. During World
War I, the British Intelligence Service
discovered semen can act as invisible ink.
Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not
react to means of detection such as iodine
vapor.
Unless you are a part of an intelligence serve
of some kind, invisible ink may not be
essential, however if you ever need a facial
Spermine may be a great option.

XavierBlue:
The one that freaks me out, is the surgical attachment to their device. Nevertheless, Op, you're damn beautiful.






XavierBlue

yea, but too skinny, for my liking....

kay29000:
Whoa! This is really bad...mostly women and children. So sad. It's time like this I wonder who has more power...God or the Devil. So much evil..so much sorrow, so much bad in the world, more than good. Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.

I don't think u are okay....

egbesunday:
Austin Ibu and the rest, May your innocent souls rest in peace Amen.

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Gudday Bros, was Austin IBU on the bus? What's the name of the transport agency? I stay in Calabar around Etarbor where most buses depart from.
pls, any info abt d bus will be useful. thanks

RIP....may their soul rest in peace, Amen.

Blossom023:
Lol it's not. I wrote it as she wrote it to me. But thank you.

Hmmm...I will pretend I believe u.

Blossom023:
No it's not. Thank you.

Am sorry to say this Blossom...I think the story was ur experience and u shouldn't feel bad admitting it. Touching and inspirational though.

Tell him to bring 10k to secure his blackberry, or he forgets it.

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olapam:
so funny just finished doing exactly that before readng ths post guess am still alive

Thats impossible.. becos d acidic reaction from d combination can kill u...Wanna try.

Ahmeduana:
CAMERON HAS SEEN HOW UNINTELLIGENT buhari IS, SO IS AVOIDING HIM LIKE PLAGUE.

Na u, ur Generation go avoid like Plague... fools plenty for this nairaland ooo.
Seun should start conducting Sanity test for posters like Ahmeduana and Stebell...