₦airaland Forum

Viktoh:
RIP ENGLISH

As in ehn, the guy murdered ENGLISH.

This is Gbagaun of the week

Pineapp:
If he already has a house and is working towards greater things,then yes

How much ur father dey earn before he married ur mother?

Ur father get house before he married ur mother?

Don't take it personal pls, I just want to knw the ideology behind ur response to the kwession d OP asked?

Beamborla:
Mtcheeeew!
If it was his sweat, I would have been wowed

Chai! See Badbelleism.

If no be him sweat, na ur sweat?

That would be lovely

candygosh:
I remember preparing moi moi once 4 my bf from home to take to him.

After gathering ingredients ( fish , crayfish, egg and all). I made a silly mistake. Didn't add groundnut oil to the blended mixture.
The moi moi came out good oh but u could still tell it had no oil. He just said pls stop saying you prepared moi moi it's ekuru. I wondered what that meant.

Funny I tried to warm it again and was so busy I forgot n d water dried and the plate started shrinking.

Wow! U sounded like my then girlfriend (now my wife).

I had similar experience with her.

And to aggravate matters her nickname is candy.

But una no look alike sha, after checking ur Dp.

Nice picture anyway.

Shey APC them no get anyoda work again? Na to dey count number of police and soldiers wey dey guard gej and pej?

Isookay

Continu

barcanista:
Ordinarily I shouldn't have denigrated myself to honor this senseless post of yours with reply. Pls count the bold and modify your comment because it makes you appear like someone with deficiency in simple arithmetic.


Don't expect another reply..

God bless u my broda u make sense pass all these APC folks put together in Nairaland.

I always admire how u respond to their insults in a constructive and matured manner.

God bless u.

Clerverly:
That You have to mentione jonathan almost five times in your short passage shows that desperation and self deceit have finally caught up with you! Two- faced sycophant!

Can't APC folks do without insults and name callings?


How do u see urself amist intellectuals who argue constructively?

Grow up son.

Ploitics of hatred will do u no good

Segeggs:
You must be daft @OP


The first time he came to lagos 2weeks ago, I saw soldiers with AK47 guns at ogba just driving around slowly checking the neighbourhood, and ogba wasn't even part of his route but close to the airport where he would board one of his 11 presidential jets.

U are a bigger daft.

How has soldiers on routine check guarding Gej?

Are u trying to say if Gej leaves they won't patrol again?

Oponu!

ozoigbondu:
Elections must and will be held in yobe adamawa and bornu

MUST

I bet even your father can not say that, u siddon for the corner of ur room dey type.

The decision is not in ur hand boi.

sauceny:
,you sound like a dumb lazy yoruba boi....

Wetin bring yoruba Come here now?

Must u show everybody how dumb and silly u are?

If u can't comment without making hate statement

STFU.

Idiaaattt.

@OP, it is only God that gives and train a child, so don't terminate dat child. U don't knw wot tmrw holds.

Bros u wicked oh!
*in Buhari's Voice* "Fieces op Pish"

Nmeri17:
Buhari is the type of person to celebrate election victory by going trigger happy

he'll say something like
"we hab wan za election and I want to sank all za fiful of Nigeria zat hab voted por us. shall we bomb to that "

*bombs go off in multiple parts of country

In vain do i try to imagine him making a toast to his victory by raising a glass

@op Jonathan till GMB can pronounce "pieces of fish"

aresa:
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You really have to be paid to flush your brain down inside toilet and replace it with cluelessness, zombie mentality and unintelligent ramblings..

aresa:
but that doesn't mean should turn yourself into a brainless zombie..

APC folks are just so full of themselves, they abuse at the slightest provocation.

Can't u argue constructively? Have u seen Barcanista use strong and insulting words like u?

#VoteNotFight

Meanwhile #GejTill2019.

Yoruba

Ifeoluwapo _ Gods love is much.

Onaolapo _ There are so many ways to wealth.

Oladayo _ Wealth turns Joy.

Omotade _ Child equals crown (My beautiful daughters name.

OmoLade _ Child is crown

Omolara _ Child is Family.

I'm so proud to be a Yoruba, and I love my tribe.

I Find this ur story or claim difficult to believe, coz I know people who are working with the FMW and are paid.

Fayose is just so funny, see as he dey yab GMB abeg.

Can't stop laffing

5p1naz:
posting this crap after that crap promo ad. she has running on TV begging nigerians to vote jonathan...

i lost respect for her after that. Didnt know she could be bought too...

Sorry dude, its not everybody that is blinded by hatred like u.

She knows what she want and she stands for it,

So get d f**k outta here if u can't say something tangible.

And for ur respect, keep it, u can use it to buy a cup of garri, so u can eat and reason well.

How some pipu dey tink sef, like say ur respect dey put money inside her account.

emiye:
Prof. interacting with a common man.

Who is a common man?
We are all Nigerians
So get dat bloody idea off ya head.
Until he (Osibanjo) becomes the VP, I don't see any difference btw him and d baba in d pic.

APC chasing shyt just to score cheap political point since 16AD

Hahahaha,konji na Bastard.

Anyway nothing concern me, na ladies dem ask.

sincerenigerian:
We are ready for Jonathan. Go ahead and push Jega out illegally and see what happens.

How has jega going on terminal leave become illegal?

Pls let's be sincere with ourselves, if he is due to go on leave, he will surely go, and there is nothing u or the APC will do abt it.

GeneralBosco:
I'm not blaming the government for increasing fuel price. Without attaching sentiments, you'll agree with me that the policies of the government brought us to this situation so they're indirectly responsible.

Hmmm. Either ways we still have our roles to play as citizens.

The govt is not perfect neither are the citizens.

So let's stop this blame game, and together let's tackle the few ones that don't have this country's best at heart.
Do have a great night rest brother.

ylaa:
YES SIR I WILL NOT MAKE ANY RACIST OR TRIBALISTIC COMMENT.

Ok, u are welcome.

Good girl

GeneralBosco:
Bros this stuff is happening in major cities around the country so your story about someone locking up any filling station is not plausible at all. Filling stations around Calabar where I am presently have been selling above 100 naira for about a week now. With responses I'm getting on this forum, there are others experiencing same in their various localities so it's gonna be foolhardy for anybody to think that the major authorities controlling PMS supply are not aware of these developments.

About your "GEJ Till 2019/ running to Cameroon trash", putting this fuel issue aside, I'm confident and also putting it to you that with what is on ground now, APC/Buhari are on the path to victory at the polls come March 28 if the polls hold on that day and rigging of any form is highly checkmated. If you book ahead of time, you might get a discount on your bus to Ghana when APC wins.

Hahahaha

Funny guy.

But seriously if u say the government is not doing anyting about these stingy marketers, I can agree with u on that.

But for u to tell me govt increased fuel price? I no gree for dat one oh!

Our problem for naija plenty, we Nigerians are too selfish, and until we realize it and make necessary adjustment, am sorry to say, the FG can only do its best.

Better Nigeria starts with U and ME.
If we do d right tin at the right time.

U can't always blame the govt for some selfish people.

Change2015:
That is rubbish about selfish marketers. How much are they buying the dollar at now? Can't you reason a little? The CBN has devalued the naira so all imports will be more expensive in naira terms.

#change
#GMB
#APC

U are complete rubbish.

Are discussing about dollar rate or increased fuel price?

In as much as I am concerned, the official pump price of PMS in Nigeria is #87/liter.

If u buy higher than that, its as a result of selfish marketers.

If u can't assist in giving useful information dat will lead to the arrest and prosecution of these selfish marketers, then forever remain quite.

PS: don't quote me again, I was not even referring to u in d 1st place.

Hahahaha. My suport neva reach dat level oh.

But if it happens, I must be sure of 200% interest in return if he wins of which am sure he will.

GeneralBosco:
What's your explanation if I tell you the location? Are you telling me fuel is 87naira where you are?

I bought Fuel today at about 7pm @Jemok fueling station Asaba for #87naira/ltre. ,

So give the name and location of the station u bought, it might help.

U are complaining about the government incessant increase of fuel price (which is not true, but due to some selfish marketers), and u don't want to help in fighting the menace, hw are they supposed to knw were u bought it from?
U neva can tell, there might be. Sme1 reading that could trace and lock up the fueling station u bought at that exorbitant price.


Less I forget

GEJ till 2019.....

If u are not comfortable with this, Cameron is not far.

APC una no dey taya?

Na only una dey contest?

Haba!
APC forming Victim since 1903


GEJ till Buhari becomes a Christain