Romance › Re: I Took Off My Underwear( A True Life Confession) by Imoy(m): 5:50pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Blackett: Your underwear - whether you choose to take it off or leave it on, it's your business. Hahahahaha badt guy |
Politics › Re: Suspected Boko Haram Members Among Those Who Welcomed Goodluck Jonathan To BAGA by Imoy(m): 3:45pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
This OP is Dumb. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sold His Personal Property To Send His Chilren To School by Imoy(m): 1:03pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
ElekeNtioba: Man borrows 27million to buy presidential ticket, his wife donates 135million to the needy
Buhari's poverty tales dont always add up.
Hw did he in the first place get the property which is supposedly worth millions.??
Which other propert(ies) did he have to sell to MAINTAIN them in school??
His time at d PTF was a litany of crass hipocrisy because it turned out PTF was one of d conduits for embezzlement of public funds by govt officials.
Save your story for your almajiri. Its wasted on me. Honestly, at times I dey wonder how those pipu dey think. They want us to blive his wife is self dependent or wot? Abeg OP dis ur story no sell, go dig up anoda one, I knw dats wot u are paid to do. |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Arewa Communities In Souther Nigeria Endorse GEJ For 2nd Term by Imoy(m): 12:53pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
egift: It is just the Power of 21 Billion. If they endorsed Buhari, you would have called them Aboki, Amaljiri and Boko Haram members. BTW, it is a group led by a Former PDP Governor.
They fact remains, they all and millions of other Nigerians will still vote Buhari. This is to help get their slice of what Jonathan has looted. All we want in Nigeria is Change - Sai Buhari.
Nigerians are great people. God bless Nigeria. Dey dere dey deceive urself. E go do u like film trick wen Gej win come march 28. |
Politics › Re: List Of Eligible Voters In The 6 Geopolitical Zones by Imoy(m): 12:51pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
optimusprimer: Inec is my source. Nairaland look like Inec Headquarters? |
Politics › Re: List Of Eligible Voters In The 6 Geopolitical Zones by Imoy(m): 12:44pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
OP were is ur source? |
Crime › Re: 3 Die, Others Injured Trying To Escape From Customs Officers by Imoy(m): 8:22am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Those Custom officers should be arrested and sentence to life imprisonment.
This is very unprofessional.
If u must chase a suspect, chase to catch, not chase to kill.
Nigeria sef don taya me.
Dat one no stop me from saying
GEJ till 2019!!! |
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Romance › Re: Should I Confront Her Or Shut Up And Keep Bleeping Her by Imoy(m): 7:49pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Tallesty1: YOU BE APC??. This got my rib cracking |
Romance › Re: The Most Annoying Thing The Opposite Sex Has Ever Let You Done by Imoy(m): 11:52am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Midehi: When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away. But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me.. Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff. Hey! Aunty, u can lie oh, u grab a full grown man for blokos? Hmmm If na me ehn, d kind resounding slap I go give u ehn, u go think say trailer jam u Abeg tell us anoda story, dis one no gel. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Threatens To Back Out Of Abuja Accord by Imoy(m): 10:34am On Feb 26, 2015 |
courage54: General Buhari has really shown a lot of tolerant towards PDP attack on his person, family and health. He never talk back to them or wish them death the way PDP are doing. So? Is dat enuf reason to threaten violence (back out from the peace accord)? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Threatens To Back Out Of Abuja Accord by Imoy(m): 10:32am On Feb 26, 2015 |
omenka: Over the past couple of months, Buhari has proven himself to be a man of immense tolerance, class, wisdom and self control. He has taken all the insults in his stride and acted above board and with unparalleled maturity. Compare that with the utterances coming from PDP, their supporters and their media houses.
There is a supposed peace accord signed by both parties yet the president's renegade wife herself admonished PDP supporters stoned anyone they find shouting "Change"!! I'm keeping very close tabs on events and taking notes. A time will come, by God's grace after the General must have been sworn in, when PDP will be made to swallow the bitter pills they've been forcing down the throats of the opposition. I hope they choke on their own saliva and drop dead when they try to complain.
Goodluck Hitler Ebele Amin Jonathan will wind up worse then Gbagbo. xcolanto: Bullocks! How does it feel to be at the receiving end?? Bunch of hopeless cry babies! GEJ bags the award for the must insulted president thanks to the hay fee cee and their demented supporters and you don't see him cry Foul or wanting to break no accord. If you cannot stand the Heat, stay the hell out of the kitchen! The hay fee has used all unethical means to rubbish the person of GEJ and even his family! Now the table have turned and they (hay fee cee) think the heavens would fall? Do your worse dimwits! Nigeria is expecting it from you lots anyways come when failbuhari is established on the swearing in day of his excellency Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: You Dare Not Put The Blame On Me... Lol!!! by Imoy(m): 7:58pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Hahhaahahaha
I can't stop laffing.
Weed na Bastard.
OP u made my day. Very funny I tell ya |
Culture › Re: Oruko Amutorunwa (generic Names In Yoruba Culture) by Imoy(m): 6:19pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
tpiah99: Oke- child born with the amniotic sac intact What den is the meaning of Okeowo, cos the shortname is also called Oke? |
Romance › Re: Help On Traditional Marriage Steps by Imoy(m): 12:22pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Hahahaha,
Can't stop laffing.
No be only screwed, even bolt and nut join am.
Seriously OP ur been unable to dance shouldn't be a problem. Just dey shake ur body.
Abi u don hear say dem no do traditional wedding because d husband no sabi dance?
Be confident bro. Either u dance or u no dance, u don marry her, and nobody can change dat.
Bfre I forget, Congratulations. May God bless ur union.
In another News, Gej till 2019. |
Romance › Re: I Proposed To Her And She Said Yes And Her Parents Agreed Too. by Imoy(m): 12:00pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Blackett: My friend, shut the fvck up! Is it your mb he's using to show her off, fool? Does that girl look like the most beautiful girl in the world? Does she look like a trophy wife to you, you die hard dumbass? It's his choice. He proposed, she said yes. Wtf is your business with whether he uploads it or not?
Haven't you see pictures of a nairalander getting married making frontpage everytime? You're a fool! Blackett: You're a hopelessly foolish _idiot.
He is sharing his happiness and that is all you say? Can't you see when someone is really in love and not trolling? Fooool! I know you're single. It's no one's fault that no man wants you.
Nonsense. Dis bros u harsh oh. Na only u waka come  But seriously na jealousy dey worry dem. Good one OP, no forget to send us the wedding E-rice oh. Congratulations my broda, I know say benin people no dey carry last. |
Politics › Re: Somewhere In Lagos. Gov. Fashola Pls Come To Our Rescue (pics) by Imoy(m): 4:55am On Feb 25, 2015 |
johnmartus: rubbish attention seeker you see something terrible in your resident which i believe your local government chairman does not aware of it talk on state government instead to write a letter to your loca govt council you decided to come to social media to discredit the working governor? you're just a pathetic fellow So it is good to blame Gej for the insecurity in some northern states abi? APC folks are just so annoying. |
Politics › Re: Somewhere In Lagos. Gov. Fashola Pls Come To Our Rescue (pics) by Imoy(m): 4:48am On Feb 25, 2015 |
Petersideman: funny u, the governor should stop the rain abi, or what do u want him to do, demolish and build new houses, even where flood is certain, Nigerians don't yield advice not to go there, But they build houses there..... now I don't understand why u saying he is abusing the president. ..... Haba my friend, u want to tell me d govt can't build better drainages to avoid floods like dis? I want to believe u are educated. U are better dan dis my friend. The governor can do better pls. Don't be blinded by hate. |
Politics › Re: BREAKINGNEWS: Buhari On Sick Bed In LONDON by Imoy(m): 4:40am On Feb 25, 2015 |
dealslip: Buhari is only slightly better than GEJ is some aspects such as security because of his military background, asides that, I dont see what he is going to do differently about the economy, infrastructures and corruption. To make matters worse, he is surrounded by corrupt individuals mostly from PDP. This people cannot milk Nigeria dry under PDP and then crossover to APC to continue the looting under another name. APC is lies all through and through. Buhari is the only positive I can point too in that party and so cannot help Nigeria in anyway. Apart from the rumour that he is sick, he is also old. Ruling a state at that age is strenous not to talk of a complex and volatile country like Nigeria. Nigeria is a strategically important nation in the world, we cannot afford to hand it over to hyennas and jackals preaching lies and change at the same time. To be honest Fashola is actually what gave AC any shot at recognition, Tinubu is only riding on the job Fashola did in Lagos to baptise himself as the change agent and opposition, as a governor he didnt do much himself, half the time he made a lot of noise and fought OBJ, the civil servants, sold many of Lagos state property to himself and cronies, installed family members in strategic position and owed the pensioners for three years. Ogun, Oshun, Oyo states didnt experience any significant change till date. AC became a bride because Fashola made little progress which to me is still below the pass mark. The lies that brought APC together will definitely split them. Imagine Atiku, OBJ, Tinubu, Amaech in one camp. this is greed personified. This is disastrous for Nigeria. The likes of Tinubu, Amaechi are already eying the juicy areas where they can start feeding their greed. Buhari is not exactly a bad guy but APC is definately is Achilles Heel. Woman, u have said it all. God bless u and ur family. Wish Nigerians could see and understand tins from ur point of view. Kudos! |
Romance › Re: Dude Wants His Money Back(picture Of Chat) Funny Stuff. by Imoy(m): 8:09pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
iphanyiuma: that's my problem and my family's headache..see me way no get better home training...I am useless am still saying it with me and my animalistic family in line. My parents did not train me well We know already, just stop disturbing us about it |
Politics › Re: "As The Guardian Newspaper Has Done, APC Must Apologise For Lying" - Fayose by Imoy(m): 7:49pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
barcanista: Well... Welcome bro. U finally made d right choice. |
Politics › Re: "As The Guardian Newspaper Has Done, APC Must Apologise For Lying" - Fayose by Imoy(m): 7:42pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
barcanista: Watching keenly as events unfolds.
God Bless Jonathan *clesrs eye* is dis u? When u begin support jonathan? I must have missed a lot on NL. |
Romance › Re: Dude Wants His Money Back(picture Of Chat) Funny Stuff. by Imoy(m): 7:23pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
iphanyiuma: .....now that's an angry yoruba wild animal....I nor get your time, seek other peoples attention not mine bro. Who useless don useless just like you bro...SWERVE Its either ur parent no train u well or na u refuse to hearken to their training. Am pretty sure the latter is wot u are suffering from. What happened to respecting other peoples tribe and ethnicity? Is that how ur parents brought u up? its a pity how the children of nowadays seem to throw away decorum. Pray ur children will not be like u, cos u are already a disgrace to parenthood. |
Romance › Re: Dude Wants His Money Back(picture Of Chat) Funny Stuff. by Imoy(m): 2:03pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
iphanyiuma: That must be a yoruba boy and girl...cos only yoruba people enjoy making out outside..too poor to lodge in a cheap hotel and they like to eat their cake and think they can have it back...   U are d biggest, foolish and useless f00l of d century. Must u display ur stupidity here? Go get a life, bigotry won't do u any good |
Family › Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Imoy(m): 9:38pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
torchwave: Why would she even conceive that thought? It is the height of disrespect and, obviously, it suggests improper upbringing.
She will be a mother someday so if her daughters-in-law dish out the same treatment to her, she should not think it a new thing under the sun. It is the immutable law of seed time and harvest time at work. Oga! Too much grammer for simple question |
Travel › Re: 3 Arik Staff Arrested For Stealing Jet Fuel From Arik Plane by Imoy(m): 7:58am On Feb 18, 2015 |
cacmatters: Imaging plane fuel finishing mid air... Hahahaha..... Dat one na serious Gobe. No fueling station for air ohhh. Na jabo sure pass. |
Romance › Re: She Broke My Heart, And Now She Is Back by Imoy(m): 4:18pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: She Broke My Heart, And Now She Is Back by Imoy(m): 4:15pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
OP u want my advice?
Dump her silly A*S*S
Neva marry her. If she can desert u wen u needed her most, u shouldn't bulge to marrying her as a result of d preggy.
But make sure u take good care of ur child.
girls of nowadays na ready made dem dey find.
Assist her in wotever way u can to ensure smooth delivery.
If u marry her, mark my words, she will desert u again.
A word dey say is enough for d wise.
Na u get goat and d knife, cut am as u like.
#mY2kobo |
Family › Re: An Army Officer Did This To A Lady.(photo) by Imoy(m): 4:52pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Tundenoni: Everybody they shout "we need them in sambisa ", dem tell una sey soldiers no they there? abi na all the soldiers for naijiriya dem go carry go sambisa?.
make the girl go report for MP office in any barracks.
that is what we get when we mix army with politics.. that incident can't happen in the barrack soldiers are not supposed to live with civilians outside barrack,but when the army is politicised who do we blame? this will continue to happen till we decide to use our vote against Jonathan. Yes! he killed our standard.. Haba use ur brain small na! U want to tell me during Buhari's military regime, worst tins didn't happen? Stop blaming Gej for the singular act of a soldier. Don't be blinded by hatred. |
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Imoy(m): 7:41pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Kikikikiki
Poverty na bastard. |
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Romance › Re: I'm Sex Starve,but I Don't Want To Cheat On Him. by Imoy(m): 9:38pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
kelvin100: Is he in a prison in Saudi Arabia? Hahahahahaha. Aswear u wicked. Oya OP answer d above kwession Cnt stop laffing |