₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
Yes, I don't want SARS to end because it keeps criminals,yahoo boys,thiefs,ritualists,irresponsible men in check.Those young men you see clamouring and protesting against SARS are very irresponsible men who got something up their sleeves,just a few responsible one's fell victim to SARS unfortunately.My own campaign #Don'tEndSars# begins soon.By the way,who missed me here? where are my darlings,virginprincess,fati2001,mariangeles,mynd44,lalasticlala,seun?

What kept u out of nairaland all this while?

EXLOVER:
Guy I'm more disappointed, it means before you cum Omar Lay song will still be playing?

even me sef tire for the matter

my own was with a certain girl and the first girl I was going to have sex with...
we started kissing and all that, but before I even started perceiving the odour my dick was already reluctant to erect, but I persevered, lying on top her in missionary position, kissing and trying to get my dick up but no way, then I started perceiving the fish smell from this girl pussy, but I was stubborn and embarrassed, yet still trying to prove that I'm a man and not get the girl disappointed.

so I continued despite the terrible rotten fish smell , but before I could even managed to get my dick erected a little before inserting i came under 2 seconds.
the embarrassment heightened, but I was still stubborn trying to prove my sexual ability, despite the odour and maybe because it was my first time, I didn't want to disappoint the girl and myself.

Then I started struggling getting my dick up again, still on the missionary position with a terrible smell oozing out of her pussy, but persistence took the better of me, as I tried getting my dick up again, manage to insert but within 10 seconds for the second time I ejaculated again, a nightmare keeps getting worse...
I managed to stand up, I can't come and kill my self on top smelling pussy I thought, yet severely embarrassed and disappointed.
that pushed me to depression for the night and the rest couple of days..

As I'm talking to you, since 2015 to date, I have not had sex again, maybe I'm still a virgin sef, cause that experience cannot be counted.

The end!

Ramsey19:
why they are angry

one of our scholars said he was with a pastor one day while they were watching people doing tawaf of the kabbah and the pastor said "I love Islam, they are united, but I cannot become Muslim." The sheikh asked him why and he said "Islam cannot be modernised"

This is why we are one everywhere in the world and that's why they are angry.

seek knowledge about Islam and you will love it.

clap for yourself, you have been totally brainwashed, you will soon receive the certificate from your imam..

I wonder how guys of this 21 century could be this brainwashed. pity!

Friend22:
Oga,shift go left your brain dey pain you.
Are you the ones setting rules for others to follow?

We say we no dey follow una do "evolution" ,but who sigh!
People who profess and proclaim tolerance don't want to tolerate an aspect of our lives that does not harm them.

How does a Muslim woman who takes permission from her husband to work or not your business?
Na you marry her?
No.
I know you want to teach us how to live our life since we refuse to evolve; whereas the mess married women keep getting into is making news headlines every week ,but again who cares!
You just want to have a go at Muslims since that has turned to your favourite pastime.

In Islām, a man is the breadwinner and hence the wife sits at home to take care of things, but if she feels she needs to engage in other activity outside her home then the husband's permission is sorted.

I guess in your working place you don't just walk in and walk out as an employee as you please without due permission,how much more a married woman who has a husband catering for her needs.
If I say your brain dey pain you na you go say in dey insult you.

Moreover, why should a woman who is not your relative shake your hands ,or does your hand mint gold.?
Ask Mike Pence and other public figure in the US why they are declining shaking hands with women?

You see this poke nosing you folks keep doing eh,it will soon lead to you not smelling anything at all.

Islam brainwashing game is top notch...

I pity you guys, only God knows when u guys will get a glimpse of light!

Simps are not born; they are made by women!

imagine these guys where born in Nigeria, thousands would be committing suicide everyday

check out where they said, your life is a special gift from your parents, they didn't say God

I hate Islam and northern Moslems!!

what were u expecting from someone that did not know u were voting for him?

chai 7:2

hmm

teejaymiquel:
R u sure itz not phee dee phee that is responsible, u remember d question he asked dem d oza time.

I don't know what you're saying...

Only a simp will waste time learning all these....

peterantai:
Guy you are not blind this is not rema even if he becomes broke

I felt thesame way also...

Rema recently just posted some photos on his Twitter handle, and they entirely look different to what I have been seeing about him, not only me but a lot of others felt thesame way, as he looks like a ghetto kid or maybe a clone.
Maybe is actually Rema but he looks really different to me, so what do you think?

the most annoying Set are the slawomir wannabes..eg enupaden

Hmm, I smell nonsense...

How are we supposed to develop with this pattern?

Solearr:
If you're bisexual get in here tho

are you male or female?

DaSkinnydude:
Good day Nairalanders

I'm posting this here cos this is one of the most active sections. Please I need your advice

I'm 20 years, normal height, decent looking, but I'm skinny AF.
I have very skinny wrists (and legs).
Heck, slightly below my rib cages i even have holes on both sides.

Even when i'm with friends, I don't pull off my shirt.
I've been having insecurities and self esteem issues because of this.


I love short sleeve shirts but I can't wear them.

I can't even wear a wristwatch.

I'm someone who likes a well built muscular body, but as of now I can't afford to maintain a steady diet (say a particular amount of calories a day).

To the body builders and health experts in the house, here are my questions -

(WITHOUT A STEADY DIET)
1 - With my current body, can I gain more muscle/weight through rigorous exercises (like calisthenics)/ gyyming ?

2- How can I make my thin wrists and legs thicker ?

3- To gain more weight, are there supplements I can take with my normal diet?

Cc: Neduluiz, Pansophist

Thanks in anticipation.

the question is:
Is your dick also skinny? if it is then you have a bigger problem ...

young boy with a old man genes

smh

IntersexSherry:
I just like admiring the female body, i find it so beautiful though am not a lesbian. I watch lesbian porn and just admire their bodies not that it arouses me. Sometimes i check online looking at naked pics of women, just admire their beauty. Even as i see girls in real life, just admire their shape. I don't get aroused at all lol, but just that i find the female body very attractive. I'm still a straight girl btw, only guys arouse me though. Which girl will deny when she comes across a girl prettier or hotter than her, she doesn't stop and admire her beauty or shape? Maybe you wish you are as beautiful or has big breast, big hips, big lips etc like her? Its normal for women but does that make us lesbian??

I can't really say for females because I'm not one of them, but as a guy that portrays your description above is 90% likely to be gay or bisexual, no 100% straight guy does that...

in your case are you saying you're physically attracted to your fellow female but not sexually sexually attracted to them?