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My Wife Always Fart In Public by Shadrackmadu(m): 10:55pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
it all started on our honey moon night, during sexual intercouse, she released a loud gas which i thought its due to big size of my man hood or painful deep penetration; not knowing its her bad habit which she have being hidding from me during our courtship. Ever since then she alway fart loudly even in public and am sick of that. Should i quit her or not |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by iMUMUweh(m): 10:57pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
your wife must be talented. does she squirts? if yes, pass me her number please, i promise, I will only put the tip |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by whitebeard(m): 10:58pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
U are asking if u should quit your wife based on the fact that she farts...!!
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Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by wunmi590(m): 11:00pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
This matter weak me
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Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by emeijeh(m): 11:01pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
What do you mean by quit her? Is she your tenant? |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by 234GT(m): 11:05pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Talk to her. She needs to review her diet. |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by thickminaj(f): 11:06pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by Nedfed(m): 11:07pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Shadrackmadu: Whenever I see people lying, I feel like using dis on dem.
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Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by Jostico: 11:09pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Shadrackmadu: bc of fart, you want to quit your marriage. listen to yourself . |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by Tilda30(f): 11:09pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Its embarrassing |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by stGabrielo(m): 11:13pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
watin persin no go read for nairaland,wel just talk to her,let her know how bad you feel in a serious way.if she's sane she'll adjust... 1 Like |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by Travelking: 11:25pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
It cures cancer |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by dipznano: 11:29pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
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Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by yarimo(m): 11:31pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Shadrackmadu:so you don't know she fart before you married her abi? No problem
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Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by Judicible(m): 11:33pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Can't she control it in public? |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by Alagbada1(m): 11:38pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
dipznano: You make sense well well.. 1 Like |
Re: My Wife Always Fart In Public by fart4mee: 8:50pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD BE COMPLAINING... INFACT YOU SHOULD AJPPURECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE BECAUSE MANY MEN ARE PRAYING FHOR A WIFE THAT FART IN THEIR PRESENCE TO MARRY, MORE OVER ITS EASY VERY EASY TO MAKE HER STOP IF YOU FEEL SHE IS EMBARRASSING YOU EVERY WHERE YOU GO.. follow the steps below.. 1:- u need to know if she is doing it orn purpose just for fun because she finds it entertaining and hilarious and funny.. in this case she will have some certain friends she will hide her farts from because she doesnt feel comfortable farting in their, presence... make you any of such her friend is arround ALWAYS TRY TO FART VERY LOUD AND IF THEY COMPLAIN JUST LAUGH AND SAY YOUR WIFE THOUGHT AND INFECTED YOU WITH HER PUBLIC.FARTITNG.. she will not like it... if she complians remind her numerous time she has done that in public 2:- reduce or stop taking her out or going to occasions with her if she complain just tell anytime she fart in public that the shame always fall back on you for not being able to control and correct your wifes manner in public.. 3:- in the privacy of your home learn how to avoid going toilet for days.. you can even take drugs that will stop your poo.. eat alot of gassy food like egg, beans, mlik .etc.. then start farting smelly and stinking farts every tirme in bed during meal... she will stop farting...why!!??--- FARTING IS FUNNY WHEN ITS LOUD AND MAKES HILARIOUS NOISES THAT STATTLES OR FRIGHTENS THE HEARER UNEXPCTEDLY.. BUT EVERY SMELLY FART IS NOT APPRECIATED EVEN TO THOSE CALLED ECTOPROPHILLIA ADDICTEDTO FART...even if she like farting arround i bet you that.she will not like to smell rotten egg fart coming from your butt every nowandthen.... 4:- form the habit of farting anytime you want to have sex...always place your butt close to her face.. she tell you to stop that nasty disrespectfull habit then you tell her to control her farting too 5:- if all this doesnt work consult a marriage councellor but i doubt they will be able to help because.. farting btw husbands and wife is not a topic that they can handle since its nort domestic violense.. SOMETIMES THIS IS WHAT MEN THAT ARE CHASING AND INLOVE WITH BIG BOOTY ALWAYS GET AT THE END.. ALOT OF MESS(FART FACTORY)
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