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Health / Re: Ceaserian Section Is Not A Curse Nor A Disease... Nigerian Pastors Beware!!! by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:26pm On Jan 04, 2017
C/section is indicated when vaginal Delivery has failed or will put the life of the mother or child at risk.
Contrary to the believe of many, it is a life saving intervention.
Nigerian pastors need to understand this fact and not prevent their members from undergoing the procedure.

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Health / Ceaserian Section Is Not A Curse Nor A Disease... Nigerian Pastors Beware!!! by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:17pm On Jan 04, 2017
As a healthcare provider whose work is more based on child bearing cases, I get to see many drama often if not daily.
In my few years of practice, I have seen a woman who was indicated for c/section or Operation as it more commonly called but she had to take permission from the pastor. The pastor started praying and refused the surgery, it was as if the surgery was a death sentence or a curse. At the end of the day, the woman died of Eclampsia as that was the main indication for the surgery. There are many other examples but this one is just fresh in my memory.

Ceaserian section commonly known as operation in Nigeria is surgical intervention used to save the life of either the mother, baby or both. It can be either emergency or planned. About 85% of C/section are emergency.
It last about 25-60minutes depending on the number of fetus and the experience of the the surgeon.
There are many indication for this surgery, E.g Eclampsia, Multiple pregnancy, cephalopelvic disproportion, breech presentation, transverse lie, face presentation, placenta previa etc..
Although it is not without risk, but the advantages outweighs the risks.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Re-ignite Your Passion For Graphics- Lets Take The Challenge Together by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:17am On Jan 03, 2017
Royalseed20:
i think i have idea on it using corel draw

U can share
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Re-ignite Your Passion For Graphics- Lets Take The Challenge Together by IncredibleJoe(m): 7:03am On Jan 03, 2017
Royalseed20:
can you do animation on it?

Still learning that part
Romance / Re: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:47am On Jan 03, 2017
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I tire for him oh
Health / Re: FG To Spend N929m On Contraceptives In 2017 - The Punch by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:41am On Jan 03, 2017
Good one by the FG. The population of this country must be controlled by fire by force

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Re-ignite Your Passion For Graphics- Lets Take The Challenge Together by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:39am On Jan 03, 2017
xxxtedyxxx:



Yea Corel too, anyone u are proficient with.

Am more familiar with corek
Romance / Re: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:32am On Jan 03, 2017
FILEBE:
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Yh sure, u can't afford to be a liability


hey! the both of una two make una go sleep jare. una wan hook up?

Mr FILEBE, hope all is well??
Celebrities / Re: Photos From The One Lagos Fiesta! Olamide, Falz, Lil Kesh, Adekunle Gold, & More by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:31am On Jan 03, 2017
2SWT:
lol

You're wicked embarassed

Anyway na my area sha o

Anything can happen, warri can't dull

kiss
Romance / Re: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:10am On Jan 03, 2017
2SWT:
I know but I won't relax and wait for a man to cater for my every single need. Even if he has the money.

I want to be an independent woman



Yh sure, u can't afford to be a liability

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From The One Lagos Fiesta! Olamide, Falz, Lil Kesh, Adekunle Gold, & More by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:01am On Jan 03, 2017
2SWT:
no I won't as long as he isn't coming with a syringe grin

I am laffing in pidgin... I know ur weak point now. I am coming for you with a big needle and 50mls syringe
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Re-ignite Your Passion For Graphics- Lets Take The Challenge Together by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:58pm On Jan 02, 2017
Corel draw nko??
Romance / Re: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:51pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
yea

Besides money shouldn't come from the only the man

Do not be deceived dear, a marriage without money can only survive by the grace of God... Please, marry a rich man
Celebrities / Re: Photos From The One Lagos Fiesta! Olamide, Falz, Lil Kesh, Adekunle Gold, & More by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:43pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
anything for tekno #mycelebritybf

Lolz.... If he decides to pay you a visit, u can faint from excitement undecided
Romance / Re: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:41pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
of course I will


It's no big deal

For better for worse
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am The Most Beautiful 52 Year Old Woman In Nigeria" by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
lol

She better go and buy sense

Am willing to sell her some at a discounted price
Religion / Re: What Is Your Take On Succubus/spirit Wife? by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:25pm On Jan 02, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Her name was Osinawata. She was 18, or 249 depending on how you look at it. She had been a Succubus for many years but you wouldn't tell because. her skin was still fresh, her breast still erect and tender. She had light blue skin like the skies and face radiated peace on all who beheld it. Her nipples peeked behind her long hair, as it flowed down her shoulders hiding little of her innocence.

I found her at Oshimiri, a quiet peaceful stream just a few miles from my village. I had returned late to the stream that night after my mom had scolded me for leaving my pair of slippers at the stream. I had found the pair of slippers and was slowly trudging back towards the main road, when I noticed a light blue hue across the other side of the stream. I paused, perplexed and puzzled by this strange sighting.

"What could this be? " as my curiosity led me towards the stream, and away from my mom's instruction to return home quickly.

As I stepped into the stream and walked towards the source of the light, I felt the freezing cold water rise up my legs, then my waist and to my shoulders. Yet, I didn't seem to be getting any closer, yet the harder I tried, the tougher it was to stop and retrace my steps to land. I felt like I was being pulled, dragged towards this strange illumination....

Following
Romance / Re: If You Were To Collect ₦1000 Each From Your Exes, How Much Would It Be? by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:21pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
hahahaha


Queue af nor reach 2k grin

Are u sure?
Celebrities / Re: Photos From The One Lagos Fiesta! Olamide, Falz, Lil Kesh, Adekunle Gold, & More by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:19pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
no comment for now, I just want to see how it looks like. Then I can decide if I can withstand it or not.


But we all like cassava sha

Once u see it, u don't have choice again! Lolz but there are cassava that are too much to eat, it can suffocate someone
Religion / Re: What Is Your Take On Succubus/spirit Wife? by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:14pm On Jan 02, 2017
godfrey01:


there are different catergory of wet dreams... only those whonhave witnessed the real stufff will tell you.... just like people say. witch and wizard does not exist... how come an old woman get stuck at the top of an electric pole ??

In the world we live now, anything that can't be proven is assumed not to be in existence. But somehow, there are some stuff that can't be proven yet rumors have it that they exist. In a normal circumstance, it's stupid to think that spirits have sex with people but it does happen

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Romance / Re: If You Were To Collect ₦1000 Each From Your Exes, How Much Would It Be? by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:10pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
It's supposed to be 2k


But I'm not sure they are worth it so I'd just manage 500


Hian cry. I will Add money to it to me it 2k
Celebrities / Re: Photos From The One Lagos Fiesta! Olamide, Falz, Lil Kesh, Adekunle Gold, & More by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:08pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
Where's my celebrity boyfriend?

Mr. Big cassava

Hmmm... I clear throat... hope you can withstand It if he show face with his big cassava
Fashion / Re: Miss Afolabi Student Of University Of Ibadan Wins Miss Oyo 2016 - UIDLCFORUM by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:07pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
Hmm


I fear these girls
I feel you too.... 2SWT
Religion / Re: What Is Your Take On Succubus/spirit Wife? by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2017
godfrey01:
bob spirit wife and spirit husband exist oh..... have you ever wondered why men have wet dreams..thats because they have sex in the dream.... it happens...even to women too... but it takes the grace of God to overcome it


Men do not have wet dreams because of spirit wife oh.... If it is, then all men get spirit wife be dat

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Religion / What Is Your Take On Succubus/spirit Wife? by IncredibleJoe(m): 10:57pm On Jan 02, 2017
Succubus commonly called spirit wife is a Lilin-demon in female form or supernatural entity in folklore (traced back to medieval legend) that appears in dreams and takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual activity. The male counterpart is the incubus/spirit husband. Religious traditions hold that repeated sexual activity with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.

In modern representations, a succubus may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as a highly attractive seductress or enchantress; whereas, in the past, succubi were generally depicted as frightening and demonic.

In the deliverance ministry or nollywood movies, they portray theses spirits to actually exist. They are said to cause barrenness, early marriage divorce and so many unpleasant events. I really do not believe that they exist but you can share your opinion

Romance / Re: Do You Belief In Astrology And Star Reading?? by IncredibleJoe(m): 9:01am On Jan 01, 2017
Happy new year friends
Romance / Re: Do You Belief In Astrology And Star Reading?? by IncredibleJoe(m): 10:02am On Dec 31, 2016
coollabman:



I believe one as to have a certain level of strength to be able to roll with these peeps. the advice is to avoid being hung in their words and not to allow them manipulate your life

You are right
Romance / Re: Do You Belief In Astrology And Star Reading?? by IncredibleJoe(m): 10:01am On Dec 31, 2016
Estharfabian:


Nope, I don't... undecided


Try going to the site tru the link above
Romance / Re: Do You Belief In Astrology And Star Reading?? by IncredibleJoe(m): 9:58am On Dec 31, 2016
coollabman:



yeah! and you got your reading in just two hours
yeah
Romance / Re: Do You Belief In Astrology And Star Reading?? by IncredibleJoe(m): 9:54am On Dec 31, 2016
Divay22:
Am using same Mary,she asked me to pay an amount of money,so as to give me details of what 2017 has for me .............
Somethings she said were true though,but i really don't wanna dwell on them......
It's your choice to believe anyway

It's good not to go deeper... doing so can manipulate ones mind
Romance / Re: Do You Belief In Astrology And Star Reading?? by IncredibleJoe(m): 9:51am On Dec 31, 2016
coollabman:



hmmm...

did you read the terms and conditions on the website?! I did, and its quite interesting, no guarantees are offered.


It actually cannot be guaranteed because she is not a spiritualist but a kinda star reader...

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