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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Loses Passport And Laptop In Paris by IncredibleJoe(m): 9:38am On May 29, 2017
cristianisraeli:


yea but if it happened in nigeria..everyone would start cursing the driver.my friend there are criminals everywhere in the world.even america have more criminals than nigeria
sure. Criminals dey everywhere nah

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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Loses Passport And Laptop In Paris by IncredibleJoe(m): 9:34am On May 29, 2017
cristianisraeli:
atleast we know its not only nigerians that are criminals..there are criminals all over the world..nigerians are just dumb enough to always get caught

The driver wasn't the criminal, it was afolayan that forgot his bag. It's now left to the driver to return it or not!
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Educates Naij & Nigerians On The Strange Animal Found In Hostel by IncredibleJoe(m): 5:48pm On May 11, 2017
chief educator of the federal republic of Nigeria.... this guy is a consistent attacker/opposer of the church of God.. kwontinu
Crime / Re: Witness Slumps And Dies In Lagos Court by IncredibleJoe(m): 5:33pm On May 11, 2017
They probably gave him an eternal shut up..
He must know something that will implicate the defendant
Religion / Re: Estate Chairman Locks Out RCCG Members From Their Property At Osborn Estate(pic) by IncredibleJoe(m): 5:52pm On May 10, 2017
He is standing against the church of God, when God stands in his own way he shouldn't complain oh.

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Politics / Re: Workers' Day: FG Declares Monday Public Holiday by IncredibleJoe(m): 1:49pm On Apr 28, 2017
princeofpeace22:
A failed government that has kept many of its civil servants and security agencies in abject poverty living from hand to mouth risking their lives and feeding like ants and our politheifcians are looting and feeding fats at the expense of our sweats .. angry
What a failed celebration angry even April salary has not been paid and somebody should celebrate failure cry what are we celebrating, angry

How I wish I'm a soldier or a security man guiding any of this politheifcians I will just shoot you on may 1st angry

Terrorist sighted... police should come and get you before u start shooting people oh
Politics / Re: Workers' Day: FG Declares Monday Public Holiday by IncredibleJoe(m): 1:46pm On Apr 28, 2017
The way the first five guys dat commented dey Para get as E be oh... It seems d holiday didn't go down well with dem, dey can as well go to work on Monday!
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerian Girls Have Undergone Abortion by IncredibleJoe(m): 3:22am On Apr 20, 2017
this is no lie but the figure might be a little bit exaggerated. i can boldly say that more than 60% of Nigerian ladies have undergone atleast one abortion.
Nairaland / General / Unsafe Abortions In Nigeria; A Major cause Of Death. by IncredibleJoe(m): 7:42am On Apr 15, 2017
Globally, an estimated 22million abortions are performed unsafely resulting in the death of about 47,000 women and disability for additional 5million women, although the actual incidence of abortion cannot be ascertained in Nigeria, this write is opined that about 35% of the global unsafe abortions are performed in Nigeria (7 . 7 million abortions, ±16,450 deaths).
Although about 96% of deaths from unsafe abortions are totally preventable provided that the procedure was carried out by a skilled provider with appropriate equipments but the number rises yearly as more people tend to engage in unsafe abortions yearly leading to more deaths.
Despite the marital status of women, cultural/religious beliefs and legal restrictions on abortion in Nigeria, the likelihood of a woman having an unintended pregnancy is about the same. The legal restrictions only make women induce abortions themselves or seek help from unskilled providers/quacks leading to gross complication. The legal status of abortion in Nigeria does not reduce or increase a woman's need for an abortion, it only affects her access to safe abortion. Based on my personal statistics, about 50% of Nigerian women at a time had the need for an abortion. One of the major cause contributing factor to poverty, terrorism, cultism, suicide and rituals in Nigeria is unintended/unwanted pregnancy. For example, an undergraduate guy impregnating an unemployed lady, the child will be born into a poor family and the poverty cycle continues.
Conclusively, I an opined that abortion up to 18weeks gestation should be available to women to the full extent of the law. Women should stop patronizing unskilled lled providers/quacks and also stop inducing abortion themselves. Unwanted pregnancies though preventable should no longer lead to death of our women. Sexually active women should try as much as possible to make use of contraceptives as prevention is safer, cheaper and better than cure.
#ReduceMaternalDeath
#ContraceptionIsCheaper

Politics / Re: Ikoyi Cash: Efcc Moves Seized $43 Million, £27,000, N23 Million To Cbn by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:12am On Apr 14, 2017
ajalawole:
u get dirty mind. Go form them na cheesy


I Don gather guys for area

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Politics / Re: Ikoyi Cash: Efcc Moves Seized $43 Million, £27,000, N23 Million To Cbn by IncredibleJoe(m): 7:59am On Apr 14, 2017
If armed robber should intercept this money, they don hammer be dat oh!!

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Properties / Re: Five Biggest Home Buying Fears by IncredibleJoe(m): 7:58am On Apr 14, 2017
tainot2002:
Nice tips @ OP..Thanks for the info,it really help me a lot

Have u bought the house already
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Lab Attendant Caught Selling Pregnant Women's Blood To Ritualists (Pic) by IncredibleJoe(m): 4:01pm On Apr 13, 2017
Neddyogu:
Which Kain story be this? Which right-thinking phlebotomist would bleed a pregnant woman?
Pregnancy is a physiologic cause of anaemia so if u as a quack phlebotomise a preggie, u can cause a spontaneous abortion of the fetus or even kill the lady. This story no jell atall.
Maybe d idiot dey sell blood wey dey blood bank
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Weldone sir.. u try with ur grammar but it seems u don't know dat pregnant women do series of lab test that require blood sample! Before u comment next time, think twice
Health / What You Should Know About Teaching/government Hospitals by IncredibleJoe(m): 11:09pm On Apr 06, 2017
It is sad to see threads on this platform about how the negligence of the medical practitioners led to the death of their loved ones, while I cannot rule out negligence on the parts of the healthcare providers, it is important to know that these government hospitals have policies that has to be followed.
people grief differently and most times if we lose a family or friend at any hospital, we are quick to blame the doctors and paint the nurses as witches.
In the incidence of any emergency, a case note must firstly be obtained and some certain fees paid before the patient will be attended to unlike in private hospitals where the response is prompt. it's not as though the staff of the government hospitals are mean but they have some certain rules they follow.
Politics / Re: How Is Power situation In Your Area by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:56am On Apr 06, 2017
jamp:
Honestly I must commend this present government on the recent improvement in power generation in MY AREA. I dont know of other areas.

We have light almost 15 to 20hrs a day. Thats great. I pray they keep it up.

Presently am staying in trademore estate abuja.

do dey generate power in your area?
Politics / Re: Is This Really The Man Behind The Official EFCC Twitter Handle?! (photo) by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:49am On Apr 06, 2017
Iamwrath:
Me Neither

Even if he was , I am sure he doesn't want his face plaster d all over the internet

More Importantly , Is the Facebook user an EFCC customer ? grin grin
the guy that exposed him is just looking for cheap fame
Religion / Re: Russia Moves To Completely Ban Jehovah's Witnesses by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:31am On Apr 06, 2017
joyandfaith:


can u provide the following stastics?
number of patients that died because they refused blood
number of patients died even after blood transfusion
I hope you know that medical statistics is unavailable in Nigeria but from my little experience in medical field, I know that blood transfusion is very important for patients with sickle cell, accident victims, post op patients with very low PCV. I once had a patient who had post partum hemorrhage, the blood level was dropping fast, we told dem she needed urgent blood transfusion , the husband declined becos they are JW. she died not long after that
Politics / Re: Is This Really The Man Behind The Official EFCC Twitter Handle?! (photo) by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:18am On Apr 06, 2017
I have 0.0075% trust in this story

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Religion / Re: Russia Moves To Completely Ban Jehovah's Witnesses by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:12am On Apr 06, 2017
thesicilian:
How is a harmless Christian sect like JW an extremist organization? I hope other Christians in the country like the Catholics, Anglicans, Pentecostals etc will pray and lobby vehemently against this. If they decide to keep quiet becauyit doesn't concern them, then it may be their turn next.

the belief of JW sometimes is unhealthy. they prefer to die rather than receive blood transfusion, they disown you if you marry outside d group. the group are kind of extremist except that they are peaceful.

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Religion / Re: How A Gateman Helped Me To Get US Visa – Oritsejafor by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:57am On Mar 19, 2017
whether or not the story is real, the moral of the story is that "do not underrate anyone and always address people well and courteously regardless of your situation, problems and the status of the person"

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Phones / Re: 27 Reasons Why You Should Use Telegram by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:58pm On Mar 17, 2017
Join fun group on telegram tru d attached link
https:///joinchat/AAAAAD_QH7o7q7vY4tw6xQ
Romance / Join Fun Group On Telegram by IncredibleJoe(m): 12:51pm On Mar 17, 2017
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Education / Re: FUTMINNA Suspends Academic Activities, Students To Vacate Campus by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:54am On Feb 17, 2017
sladimeji:

I wonder if it's ur brother or sister that died may be ur comment would still b d same

I ought not to reply you but it occurred to me that if it was your brother that died, you would have destroyed the whole school... then after the destruction, you would be satisfied and den ur brother will be revived... your way of thinking is microscopic....

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Health / Re: Quackey - The Virus Sucking Healthcare Sector. Nurse Omolola Adams Olatayo by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:32am On Feb 17, 2017
Nice one... quackery is a like a parasite in any practice. with great determination, I believe it can be eradicated in nursing practice but we still have a long way to go!! May God help us.
Education / Re: FUTMINNA Suspends Academic Activities, Students To Vacate Campus by IncredibleJoe(m): 6:21pm On Feb 16, 2017
lifah:


incredible....if u look closely and underdtand the reason...they students action was as a result of suppressed anger from the staffs of the uni

I understand but as the leaders of tomorrow, issues like dat shouldn't resolve into riot. There should be difference between garage touts and students
Education / Re: FUTMINNA Suspends Academic Activities, Students To Vacate Campus by IncredibleJoe(m): 3:34pm On Feb 16, 2017
Student dey always cause wahala... now dat dey spoilt d buildings, they are satisfied abi??
Patient dey die general and teaching hospitals untop oxygen matter,so because a student dies, d next thing is riot..
Crime / Re: Meet 18 Year Old Boy Who Has Gone To Jail 7 Times(photo) by IncredibleJoe(m): 3:30pm On Feb 16, 2017
He needs rehabilitation
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Shot Dead By Police After A Gun Battle In Calabar. Graphic Photos by IncredibleJoe(m): 3:25pm On Feb 16, 2017
D guy wey dey pose for floor dey among??

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Politics / Re: Was This Guy Threatened Before He Apologized About The Fake Pics B/w Saraki by IncredibleJoe(m): 9:49am On Feb 16, 2017
He was drunk wen he posted fly first picture... sometimes we have to be extra careful

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Lalasticlala by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:41am On Feb 16, 2017
Happy birthday to Nairaland Snake Warlord
HBD To the most popular person in Nairaland

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Crime / Re: The Boy Who Started Syrian War by IncredibleJoe(m): 8:38am On Feb 16, 2017
This is just a perfect example to indicate that our future is shaped by our actions today... The kind of future we want for ourselves, we determine it today....

Too late for d boy to be remorseful.. d deed has been done
Politics / Re: Can You Solve These by IncredibleJoe(m): 4:57pm On Feb 12, 2017
I don't even understand the last one but am trying to figure out d second one

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