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Obiomon:
how many time will we discuss this! do u like him or u jealous?

Curiosity kills the cat

Obiomon:
lol! I know!
That's y it actually made fp

*pouting* yeah-yeah bask

This is sill the best on nairaland:

https://www.nairaland.com/3270905/13-words-not-exist-nigerian

Obiomon:
u try!

Wait..are you male or female??
I just checked your profile, is that your boyfriend?

Obiomon:
well done!?!? Hooo come on, what kinda dialect is that? Swahili ?? Don't tell me it's the language you speak

By the way I would be coming to your mami's house on new year's eve! and you better not try anything funny with me cos I bite easily

PS
why would you eat fish on Xmas

Lol..I see you've got a thing for Swahili speaking peeps

Lol..you would bite fish then.

Someone passionately pleaded for fish

Hope there's never gonna be sibling rivalry?

@Obiomon babes let's derail this thread instead of that one :*

Does your name mean "Well Done"? Don't laugh please lol.
I know some peeps who say "well done" in their dialect and it sounds like your name.
..?

Obiomon:
helo gurl! Happy Christmas!!! How many chicken u chop

Sweetie, you beat me to it.
Merry Christmas.
I will beat you to it come new year
I didn't eat chicken o.
I ate fish.

Babes please come to Daystar for the new year eve service naw..? Pweese

I don't mind some chicken for new year at your place though.

Davedoz:


But how come the last one (Tall Fair Slim) I dated was around 13years ago. Na wa ooo.... You people don't love me jor.

And no be me ugly pass!!!

Tell me about her , the girl that made you fall in love with tall, fair and slim girls

'Reminds me of Tonto Dike -the most insulted female celebrity on Nairaland, well, until she got married.
Whether it's agreed she's a celeb or not, Laura wore the crown after Tonto.
Now she's about getting married.

Hmm...are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Davedoz:
A slim lady.



I'm not into anything big. Both back and front, I'm not interested.

I think someone laid a curse on me. The way I like slim ladies is just alarming! I think they're just beautiful!

A fair(light skinned), slim, tall lady is just the actual perfect combo for me!

We love you too sweetie
Signed:
Tall Fair Slim Girls

Obiomon:
lol I know, I agree wit his list especially number 5 . I we do number 4 u we do no 5
With that our love will last forever

Yes Sweetie
*highfiving you*

Feranchek:
akuko. Story

Back to sender

Feranchek:
Lol. You're a rabbit

Lol. You're a rabbit

Gosh no!
Human Feranchek, human

Feranchek:
which sin you commit biko?

lol, you sound cheery.
'Good to know you have no idea what I'm talking about

automatix:
which kind rough play be this na? See as my heart skip when I saw [b]my own[ Incrizz is the op with a title "suicidal" abeg no play that kind rough play again. Not funny.

Oh oh
sorry dear
'Didnt mean it like that.

Every good thing you thought about towards me, still perform it, now that you know I'm still gonna be alive for a long time

STFUareyouGod:
I think it's all about passion for many.

Some ladies find them more charming than us

True.

STFUareyouGod:
hahahahahaha you're not serious

That job that feels like suicide.

Men in Uniform? They've got my respect but that's all.

UniQuegrACE:
help groups?...kinda

Okay, what do you guys do?

I had so many on my phone, lost them all..

STFUareyouGod:
I do tho

Honey you are brave, you are the brave one

Rayhandrinni:
argh...everyone is always tryna pull that bird

Oh oh..hope Feranchek forgives me

STFUareyouGod:
Ok I perfectly understand your point and angle but take a look at it this way, if suicide means 'I give up', what/where's the bravery in it?

Those who commit suicide see it as the best and easiest option out of whatever they going through at that moment; an easy way out (they ignorantly think)

If you have an army bro/BF who went to way but ran home when he got to battlefield. Will you call that bold or cowardice? (Forget the fact you'll be happy to see him return. Lol)

point understood.

That army example, you dont wanna know what I'd tell him

Feranchek:
Nne kamdan na.... I meant no harm. Or shey make I kukuma toast you instead??

I hear she's hot cake.

Bhuldoxxa:
Hmm

Deep..
'mind sharing?

UniQuegrACE:
ok,i'm waiting

I just feel you are in one of those help groups.
I'm right, right?

Laveda:
Ohh

Hope they listen.

Why?
The sirit of suicide deafens to the voice of reason?

STFUareyouGod:
Bold is facing whatever problem you've got and FIGHTING it.

Be brave, bold and face your problem like a soldier in battlefield.

I get you.
But I feel it's because you're speaking from your point of view.

See through the eyes of a suicidal man.

He's problem is "How To Die".
And he facing it boldly and squarely and thoughtfully and would achieve it if not shown a better way out of it.
There is fight in him,
But it's towards terminating life.

Yeah, I know your wish is for him to channel that fight at life, not death

STFUareyouGod:
What's bold in taking one's life? That's pure act of cowardice

Are you sure you are not being sentimental?
I am not saying you are, I am just asking.

Think about it:
A man is aware of the kind of suffering he has to suffer first before he dies, by Suicide. Inspite of the TORTURE, he still picks that choice!!
You think killing oneself is easy?
There is a period of pain and suffering before death takes over and it is long because it's painful and slow.
They are aware and still go ahead.
That is bold!!!

Feranchek:
Dem go free hear??


Babe. Wadup? Been quite a while

No toasting of Laveda here.

*The reason for posting this in romance section is because I am reaching out in love.*

My heart breaks everyday at the increasing rate of suicide, more so when the reason is hunger or hardship

Before you consider taking this bold route of death, I would like you to consider one more option at surviving;

The Benevolence/Help Unit of Churches
This is a Unit in Church that gives out food stuffs to people who need it and would come forward for it.

There has been a lot of subtle campaign going on against what is good and right and The Church has not been left out.
Dearest, the Church is not as bad as it's been made out to be. Yes, we hear stories, see happenings and know one or two very good examples of what a Church should not be but there are very VERY many good Churches all over Nigeria.

If you have not eaten and have got no hope of getting food or money, stroll into a good Church and ask to see a "A Pastor",

(By good Church, I mean atleast the POPULAR ones we know. Daystar Christian Centre, House On The Rock, etc etc
Also, there are so many non denominational gatherings whose speciality is to rally round you until you can stand again. I can't remember names but hopefully someone will mention one.
If any of the Churches around you do not have the Unit, the Pastors know what to do.
Let the Pastor know that you are hungry and need to eat!

If you able to go on a Sunday, then that would be really cool because most Help/Benevolence unit work on Sundays before or after Services.

Speak to one of the workers of the unit there in confidence if you're too shy or "ashamed". They will understand because that's what they do.

Most of this Unit will ask for your Cell leaders because there is a checkmate to ensure that real members of the Church who are in real need do not get left out of available resources.

Here, I can tell you if you are open and sincere and persistent, you will be attended to.

Alternatively, join the Home Cell Unit of your Church or a good Church in your area.
The Cell Leaders, even if they do not have "something" in the house at the moment, will pull every string to ensure you're okay.

I speak of what I know.

You may be wondering if some one who wants to commit suicide has time for long epistles and processes?

The truth is, the act of suicide is not usually a one off thought. A suicidal person has had to think of suicide as an option over and again.
When things get better, they take leave off the thought.
When they get desperate, suicide becomes an option yet again.

Please do not kill yourself.

There is light at the end of this long tunnel that has made everywhere seem so dark to you.
After the night comes the morning.
This dark night of yours is already giving way for the Day.
Be around to see it happen.
Tomorrow, Wednesday, is going to be better than today Tuesday.

There are people that can help, people whose speciality and calling is helping. You are just not aware. God will open your eyes as you let HIM.
I will mention names when I remember, I knew a lot of them.

Some Churches I can point you to: but not limited to these
Daystar Christian Centre:
Benevolence give away is every Sunday 30minutes before each of the 4 services begins.
They give out food stuffs and clothings for free.
They also hold the mother of all benevolence yearly where awesome packages of foodstuff are given to members of the Church and outside communities that can make it to Church that day.

The Elevation Church:
One thing I can say about their benevolence is "excellence". They don't accept worn out clothes as donation to the less privilege.
When you feel like giving, it has to be something you can accept and use if it were to be given you.
Foodstuff and clothes are free.
They will be holding their YARD SALE 3rd of December at the Pistis Centre, Elevation Church along Lekki Epe road, Marwa.
If you're looking to get good stuff at reduced price this Christmas, you may wanna try there.

House On The Rock:
This is the Church that holds "The Experience", a gospel music fiesta yearly for free and what's more, these guys, despite the massive crowd from all over Lagos state and beyond in attendance, have never collected offering!
Like, it's mind blowing.
The programme is music from 5 or 6pm to 6am.
And one holds tomorrow Friday, 2nd December.
If you're feeling suicidal,
Come for this programme.
Don't leave until 6am.
The pure worship of God from dusk to dawn will drive away permanently every evil spirit of suicide tormenting you.
If these guys give excellent music ministration for free, I know their benevolence unit will be more merciful.


Disclaimer
If you go to any if this Church I mentioned and realise that Jesus is not worshipped there or Hus name is blasphemed please, protect your faith and do the needful.
Acts 17:11

Thenk!

There is a way forward; share card meters to everyone and watch your revenue rise.

Your bills are too high! How do you expect someone in a single room to pay N40k of Estimated bill? And all he owns is just a fan?

tyconcepts:
I disgree with put off data thing.

He's right sweetie, switch off data when you're not browsing and watch your battery charge life double or, switch off data when you desperately need your battery to last a while longer

Sodia switch over from animated themes or wallpapers to non animated ones.
You are welcome