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goldenceo1:
Master Master let me write now d list of noise maker for u. that feeling of been a semi god wen u finally appoint one of to get u d list of noise maker. Funny enough my co-operative teacher neva disappoint in the flogging of noise maker. infact d sight of list of Noise maker turns him on

#CorperLife

Lol..He must have really flogged the hell out of people lol

Ayoswit you were fearless but went home in the company of teachers
Kikiki

Welcomme:
Even B4 I start making noise, the class rep would hav written my name down;cuz I am a chronic noise maker in school then..Chai! Na every day sergeant for school dey beat me. Infact I became addicted to noise making and cane. If did not take 5 to 10 strokes of cane in a day in school, I dont enjoy myself...I rep Demonstration secondary school,A.B.U zaria.

Demonstration High School I hail you guysss!!!!!!!!!!
Can you send your child to that school?

Ouch! I thought that was Command Secondary School.
Sowie!

mimisplash1:
I loved that position to the extent that when pupils are answering questions in class i wee just keep quiet and be writing their names jejely... our teacher got tired and retrieved the position from me... kikikiki

Loool..I know the feeling.
No wonder those class prefects were always overzealous *rolls eyes*
Kikiki

martyns303:
My name never got into that list, I was just tooooo quite. Even if you write my name, the teacher won't believe u, it was that bad. Didn't have enough fun like other kids. if I could back in time

The hands of time..
If we could all turn it...

Lol my Thread Of The Year
Gosh those days lol...

'Was noise maker number one
'Had to develop self control from nowhere when I tasted the pain of cane lol..

'Was once given the honour of writing that list probably from appearing too much on it lol...

The list could not be empty.
No way!
A cough was enough lol..

todaynewsreview I love that boy on your post. He is such a cutie. Please give him three kisses on each cheek for me. Thank you.

Do Cabals usually know that they are "The Cabal" speakless of admiting?

Okay, going to page one o read the article.

Quite unlike you NSG.
I smell envy or is it jealousy everywhere on your post. I don't know what I smell
Weren't you in a good mood when you wrote this piece or that Interviewer pissed you off real good?

*Come let me massage your feet*

Stanleyafam:
Erhm I reserve my comment...people that knows will know

Erm..but how will those of us who don't know ever know, if, people like you who know, refuse to say anything about what you know?

And if everyone who knows a thing or two do exactly what you've just done, (i.e not sharing what you know with someone who doesn't know but is interested in knowing), how would you have known most of the things you now know?

Not fair...

Maybe your Chic is on Nairaland and knows your handle and you don't want her to see it? Yeah?

Stanleyafam:
If u are a married man then u'll know all these things are just useless packaging..

Lol..care to expansiate for me? Please?

stupidity:
i did not promise her, but I promised myself not to try such with any lady I come across.

But shar you yourself know say una matter(women matter) na like water way pass garri.

TOo late
You have already been inducted into this hall of fame of Potential Women Batterers PWB

Only the Blood Of Jesus Christ can erase this your stamp. ( Man, that blood of Jesus erases anything!!!)

Don't look a me, you met the requirement; hit a woman once.

See?

stupidity:
easy woman!!! keep your voice low, your ranting is too loud.


Forgive me if my post is annoying. like I said it's the first and last time ever. can you picture a scenario where your boyfriend/fiancé upsets you and refuses to apologise, this goes on for like 3 to 4 days, you will have no choice than to apologize and set things right. this happens almost every week.

my sister, if I tell you say women matter nor tire me na lie I dey lie.
what about a scenario where she goes mute on me for close to a week with several failed attempts to talk her out of it. at last I decide to give her a little space to sort things out her self, then she comes into my arms crying and calling me heartless man for not trying enough to talk her out of her ''issues''. I automatically becomes the bad person.


hitting her wasn't intentional and will never happen again.


even the marriage we both dreaming about don tire me sef, fear dey catch me because na just 3 years of dating we still dey so. what if we get married? I don die be that.

I'm so glad you heard me loud and clear Mr
Imagine your relish, "your hitting her hard reset her brain". Come on dude!

Funny enough, that's what potential wife batterers always say. Watch documentaries on TV, when the women are asked why didn't they leave on the firtst hit, they all say, "He promised me it woulld never happen again and I believed him"

Pray the next lady you move on to and hit is not pretty little miss "do me I do you"
Thenk

livyhorsy pls answer Uboma's ques

Eeew! Slimy and irritating.

You hit your woman??
Shame on you Stupidity!
If she is anything like me,
then probably this is the first time in her life she's ever been hit.
And if this is the first time she's ever been hit,
then, it's new to her brain, her brain couldn't think of a reaction. Until you do it again, or a 3rd time for highly tolerant ladies.

Is that how you go about hitting men who annoy you to the core?

lol...
Dedication to work

This is so emotional *hanky*
Sorry girlss...

agrovick:
Someone is either antsy or hungry, which applies to you

Hungry. How did you guess??
On the road at 09:57pm looking for semo & afang soup

agrovick:
¹ Mi'lady, life is too short not to use bread and akara as a substitute for sandwich if sandwich is not readily available . Moral of the story all work and no play makes agrovick a.....

² Alice in wonderland , if you ask me it is what makes us beautiful, the diversity, the variety...

Imagine an Earth where the over 7 billion inhabitants have same thoughts and personality or an Earth where only one color is present, the sight doesn't sound appealing right?

BTW, I got some things I want to ask you though.

Hold thy peace!

agrovick:
It appeals to my playful side, that's all...

Men shouldn't be manly all the time you know, one or two occasional moments when we let our guards down.

Coincidence don't you think? I was typing this when you know...

I did have the feeling that you are playful but now, I know that you are very very verrrrrrrry playful

How can one be so parallely different? *wondering*

agrovick:
I like...
cc Incrizz

Lol. You why?
I don't know, but I feel men should be manly.
He looks like a sissy in the first pic
But of course she isn't complaining

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Tinubu my love
You're not looking too good to me
What evil has he done?
Buhari isn't there anything you can do for a man who believed so much in you?
You're not supposed to bite this finger

'Feel it on my lower abdomen.
I rub my pelvic bone at the back like women in labour do, the dimpled spot, and the pain disappears like magic. As soon as I stop rubbing, the pain starts again.
Lie on my back and bend both my knees to my chest, the pain disappears like clouds melt into thin air.
I pace.

Pcguru1 you know when you rinse a cloth and you squeeze to dry? Yeah.
Just imagine someone's grabbed a hold of your abdomen and is twisting it from only one end like that. It could get so intense your legs turn jelly. Cramps.

Goddys:
One's philosophy determines one's attitude towards life. To some, their sole purpose of existence is to acquire as much material wealth as possible; To others, it is to traverse the four winds of the universe to acquire knowledge of life while to others, it is to live moderately taking life one at a step and being contented with whatever comes one's way.
I have come to understand that I can't trade knowledge for money neither can I trade intrinsic qualities I possess for a thousands of naira which I know may still come my way.
Our existence in the society is not solely based on what we acquire for ourselves. Sometimes, we need to consider other factors. Education enlightens one's mind to see that life is too ephemeral to engage in mundane things while at the same time, admonishes one to utilize and maximize all individual's potentials in him.

Gosh Goddy I hope you haven't rejected the Dubai offer?? Do you still sort of live with your parents? Are you paying your own bills? Light, house rent, feeding etc
You don't get it, it's not about the money. There are millions of you being churned out monthly all over Nigeria. You can always do something about law school later init?

Bodmas119
Aww..but he's already assisting with fetching water and other chores...
I just feel your wife doesn't understand.
Do explain the psychology of men and washing plates to her. She may get it.
I think power tussle is at play.
Maybe she's forgotten that he's already helping out with water and oher chores.

Glassdoll:
1. Her vîrginity:
She's lost it, she's lost it. There's no coming back from that. And you should know that some girls like to spice up or change their bad first experiences so as to forget the real experience. She said her landlord raped her...that's the truth (considering the fact that she was drunk when she told u this).

2. Being bisexual.
Guy! There's no girl on earth who don't have a bisexual trait lurking beneath her skin. I am yet to see a girl who'd say that she's never imagined something something with a girl or have kissed a girl. I have kissed a girl and there's nothing in that. You should even be happy that she recognizes that the D is the main thing (not a full lesbian)...so there's no problem here too.

3. Bread winner of the family
First son = responsibilities
First daughter = responsibilities
Bread winner of the family = more responsibilities!
A girl wants her marriage to consist of just herself, her kids and husband. Not brother to the husband, sister, cousin, nephew, far far cousins......shît's just creepy!
As long as she still loves you, you can actually handle this. Balance is the key word. Your family in one hand, she on the other...make her feel like family.

Understood?

Mygosh babes
Are you trying to be controversial or something
How can you just generalize like that?!

agrovick:
Nooooooooooooooooo, how did it happen that the prankster got pranked

My prankster ego is bruised

Surely, the flesh didn't teach you this

Huh??

agrovick:
The image of you saying this did elicit a chuckle.

Say please like you mean it

Lool...you were supposed to fall for that. Omygosh 'can't believe this lol!!

agrovick:
Hahaha

I am hungry, I am hungry, I am hungry... How is that for magic words

Emmm, you already know the answer to that. Eat, eat and eat enough of your delicacies plus PM you, say yes

Stop please...

agrovick:
The heart wants what it wants mademoiselle, I'd like to have an offer of seeing how much of a badass cook you are though

Aha, I will have to cast a wider net. Missed ya a tiny bit

Just say the magic words, *whispers*, "I am hungry"

Lolzzz.......

Awww..what did you feel like doing?

agrovick:
Really!!! Did I tell you I like to eat cooked up storms?

Where have you been Missy

For real? Nice. I have this...this thing for men who can eat (huge apetite); I don't know what it is though lol.

Here and there...