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RomanceRe: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Incrizz(f): 4:39pm On Oct 02, 2016
Aww sweet list, thumbs up royalvalentine19.
Your gf must be floating in the clouds.
RomanceRe: Adorable Pre-wedding Photos Shot In Kitchen by Incrizz(f): 2:45am On Oct 02, 2016
agrovick:
Cc Incrizz gringrin
Lol..lovely.
The lady's like me; 'love to cook up a stormgrin
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f): 9:44am On Sep 26, 2016
TheSixthSense
In this race, there is only One Master, Jesus and He relates with you by the power of His Holy Spirit.

There is only One voice you must obey, the voice of The Holy Spirit!

Kneel down, lie down, roll on the floor, simply bow your head or weep, wail, do anything that you know gets you into the atmosphere of faith when praying and ask the LORD, to get you to the place where His voice is louder to you than any voice you know within you. Isaiah 44:3 "For I will pour water on him that is thirsty..."

Then, don't doubt IT.

When He gets you to that place of hearing and knowing His voice without a shadow of doubt, please never doubt what He says to you or REVEALS to you.

You must learn to put the voice of The Holy Spirit first and the voice of any "man of God" or "child of God" second.

But the truth is if you are truly born again and baptised with The Holy Spirit of God, the voice of any man of God or child of God will agree with what The Holy Spirit says to you.
Not the other way round; forcing The Holy Spirit to agree with the voice of men.
It won't happen Genesis 6:3

But if you don't study your Bible, EVERYDAY, if you don't sing praises to your God, if you don't worship Jesus Christ every day, if you don't have a personal relationship or walk with Him everyday, you can hardly know when He is speaking because you don't know Him at all.

Yes, God wants you to fellowship with the brethren, but more than that, God wants you to fellowship with Him first and always. God want you to know Him from Him.

*I don't know if you have received your healing but you must know this, it has been paid for by THE BLOOD OF JESUS.
Make sure you collect it!!!

You know those popular jokes about going to the restaurant to eat and you are not able to pay, and they make you pay by making you wash plates?

Jesus has paid for your healing through the whipping He received. "...By His stripes, you were healed" 1 Peter 2:24

Jesus said, "..all things are possible to him who believes" mark 9:23

Just believe that you have received what you have asked for when you pray mark 11:24

Jesus can heal you in your room.
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f): 11:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
thorpido:
angry
Here I am sitting, looking at your frowning face wondering what to say to it.
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f): 9:28pm On Sep 25, 2016
thorpido:
If you say so. smiley
Hey isn't that my location? shocked
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op): 9:24pm On Sep 25, 2016
agrovick:
Is that a hint of a blush that I see grin

Happy Sunday ma'am
Lol...yup.
Felt so nice. Spread from the center of my heart out round it. I guess that's deeper than a blush?
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f): 7:47pm On Sep 25, 2016
thorpido:
*rolls eyes too* smiley
He could use some of his styles(everyone borrows from somewhere) but he surely wasn't pastor Chris' mentor.
I listen to pastor Chris' messages sometimes and I know the names of those who influenced him.
Awww...okay. Please add Benny Hinn to that listsad
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f):
TheSixthSense:
You're right. It is certainly reads wrongly packaged and I should have looked at the overall motive. I'm a terrible liar if I say I haven't had a rethink about my recent posts.

It helped me greatly too. It just that I see a different person from the one that wrote the book. But all the same a misguided post.

I should know better. Who can understand the ways of God. He would use a stone if he wanted to.

I find it creepy for someone to go to the grave of a dead person. It's why we disagree with the catholics and white garments.

I was not being emotional, I believe it was a dishonest prayer and desire for any christian to have and thought of it as covetous of the sinner's wealth/money, which is a violation of God's commandment. But you may be right, the message might have been for someone else. I only shared my experience.


I still strongly disagree with the seed(money) faith principles of the word of faith churches. My post only wrongly expresses it.


I will but I hope the others that quote me would as well.


I have gone before the Lord and repenting. I apologise for any discord sown. It was never my intention to bring disunity, I only encourage people to read their bibles and I believe it is okay to disagree with anything that has no biblical basis in church. God bless you richly for your wise counsel
Ahahaha this post of yours, it's so funny. 'Made me laugh so hard.
Do you know eactly how it made me feel?
Like you are someone who has just managed to extricate himself from something but just got clawed right back in!
shocked cheesy


*The Oyakhilome that started is not the Oyakhilome of now. The Benny Hinn of Good morning Holy Spirit you read is not the same one now!
Tomorrow they may be different yet again if they follow after The True Master who died for them, shedding His blood, Jesus Christ!
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f):
thorpido:
Don't believe everything you hear especially as a Christian.Wigglesworth,some other man I can't remember and Arch Ben Idahosa were pastor Chris' mentors.
The evidences are just too strong.
He moves like him, operates like him, wears a lot of white like him, heresies here and there etc etc

Go to Youtube, watch any of Benny Hinn's healing service, possibly wearing white. It would feel like you are watching Oyakhilome. They are so alike! (Not facially).

~oh please donot quote me asking if Pastor Chris and Hinn are the only ones who wear white *rolls eyes*
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f):
majekdom2:
what happened to praying for them?
Thanks corrected.
I was just trying to express how I feel about it, not what I do about it though. But I thank God, God is a perfect Shepherd.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy: English Graduate (Modified) by Incrizz(op):
Incrizz:
Preferrably female

Location: Ibeju-Lekki axis.

Call Dapo

Must be willing to work on Saturdays and get Mondays off.

Thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: Another Gospel: The Benny Hinn Experience by Incrizz(f):
I only tried to listen to Hinn once, i immediately knew there was something wrong. I later got to hear he was Oyakhilome's mentor and I went "aha".

Scripture says, "They will secretly introduce destructive heresies" 2Peter 2:1

Usually, most of the whole of their messages are true but this is strategic; so that when they introduce the heresies, you will hardly know except by your Holy Spirit led knowledge of The Word of God!

The Scripture concerning seven women holding unto one man in the end time to say, let us just bear your name, is not about man & women but Christ and the church!

Churches will only desire and bear the name of Christ, use the name of Christ because they know people love the Bearer of the name BUT they, these Churches, would want nothing to do with the Bearer of the name, Christ Jesus Himself.

When you go to these Churches, there is no Christ or His presence there, only hypnotises and slavery!

Whenever your Pastor teaches you anything that feels strange, weigh it with The Holy Spirit and The Word of God and pick God's over all, ALL THE TIME.
Another way, does your Pastor point you to Christ or to himself or yourself? Has your Pastor made you a god over yourself apart from Christ or made himself a god over you instead of Christ?
Do you go to Church with the flame of the Holy Spirit you managed to keep over the week only to come out of Church feeling drained, dry, harrassed, haggard or depressed?
You may need to run.

If you donot have the Holy Spirit of God as well as study your Bible, I pitypray for you with a lot of compassion.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op): 1:48pm On Sep 25, 2016
agrovick:
Now I understand better...
The good thing is even though you didn't get to experience that kind of life as frequently as you would have wanted, you turned out great.

That's a plus right?

I like the fact that you are family oriented, it's an attractive color on you grin
smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op): 9:12pm On Sep 24, 2016
agrovick:
Hahaha, pleasure to be of service gringrin

Considering I came across a similar discuss on one of your threads (the Mom & Dad part). I'm curious as regards the influence behind you been a champion of this cause, did you grow up in a home where both parents were the career type?
Something of the sort.
Looking back, I wish they were in the living room in the evenings, with us, all of us watching TV together.
I miss that as per, I never got to experience it until in my adulthood.
The few times Mum was around and we got to do stuff together or I got to play with daddy's feet are some of my best memories ever.

Lol..
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op): 8:29pm On Sep 24, 2016
agrovick:
Hahaha, looks like I'm totally off but how come you went all gangster on her negative side but said nothing about the positives?

Seems I didn't get the Xena role across properly, she was a villain who later turned to the good path hence the redemption mission, it's her Warrior like qualities that is the basis of comparison though.

As regards the last part, I am in support of your views somebody needs to be home with the kids, it's now a choice between the Mama and the Dada.
Ideal situation:

The Mother runs a business that gives her the opportunity to spend quality time with the kids while the Dad is the career type.

A situation where the dad is the business one while the mom tows the career path shouldn't be ruled out either.

All in all there is the need to spend time with the Kids, nothing can replace that parental love, although I can categorically say that ideal arrangement seems to be an anomaly in the Nigerian setting judging by one or two scenarios around me but I can't judge since the goal is working towards ensuring comfort for these kids.

I would like to ask a question as regards the last bit though but I don't want to appear intrusive

PS - didn't get your mention on time
i realised i didnt mention or quote you so, you weren't notified. Sorry.

hahaha her negative side blinded from the positive.

That you understand the whole Momma and Dada point i was trying to make will leave me sleeping peacefully tonight...........smiley

Why not ask? If it's too intrusive I'll let you know.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy: English Graduate (Modified) by Incrizz(op): 8:21pm On Sep 24, 2016
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Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op):
My gosh! I object sad
Venus doesn't describe me at all.
I don't have a streak of vegeance, or revenge or cruelness or meaness in me.

But that does not mean I fall in the category of women who think being pumelled by a man is his way of showing love.

I will protect myself including getting out of the relationship or protecting myself by using all the lawful arsenal at my disposal.

Do you know the amount of strength in a man 's hand? And instead of protecting me with it, you wanna kill me with it?sad
No no no.
I'd just be gone. That's it.

Xena? I don't relate sad
Lol...except that I wouldn't want my kids to go through any childhood experience that I went through and considered unpleasant.

Like, I still don't get why a Mama and Dada have to BOTH be out ALL DAY, chasing after cash for the sole purspose of trying to make ends meet (which never really seems to happen) while the househelp does the raising up of kids. Mama can own her business and train her kids please -I just don't get it, maybe you can help me understand?
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op): 1:00pm On Sep 24, 2016
agrovick:
Errr, you conveniently sidetracked the ending part of my previous posthuh
Lol..tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy: English Graduate (Modified) by Incrizz(op): 12:09pm On Sep 24, 2016
Modified please.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op):
agrovick:
..How about I actively Google them out and tell why I think you are a cross of the two?

We are doing compliments already gringringrin

Let me see if I read you correctly, you are saying ¹it's to test your partner's commitment
² To see if you can cope with his worst behavior?
Precisely.

Doing compliments? I don't understand that, what does it mean?

"Test"? "commitment"? Those are strong words from what I'm trying to say. Guys are strong in a way a woman's not. You just want to have a feel of it. And it's not on purpose. It's an unconscious act, I have just learned to recognise when it's happening.
Especially when the guy is cool calm collected. It doesn't happen with every guy because some guys exude that strength without effort, unconsciously, all the time.
It's when the lady has never sensed it that she may start to act up just to have a feel of it from her man o.

Let me play a scenario,
She snatches the remote anytime you are engrossed, watching and does something silly like changing the channel.
It's becoming a habit and you're getting irritated so, you tell her and let her know you're not condoning it further. If she is satisfied, she doesn't try it again.
If she is not, she takes it further.
But she is not doing it on purpose.

She does it again and walks away, so you immediately go after her and wrestle the remote out of her hand. If this is satisfactory for her it all ends here. But if she not, as soon as you wresle the remote out of her hand, she gives you a very hot slap tonguegrin
(I'm just painting worst case scenario, not permitting violence against mengrin)

For some ladies, it will be so satisfactory, to watch you raise your hand in the air as if you want to hit back, with your veins popping and your eyes filled with the fire of anger but you stop, and walk away or say something like, "don't you ever I repeat, EVER, try that again in your life or you would regret the day you were born (or whatever it is you have to say)

If you don't show a reaction where she can feel all your manly glory, she may slap you again and again when ever she feels like, as per she keeps pushing you again and again to do something..you know..drastic hehegrin

But a lot of men miss it by returning the slap or giving her two in quick succession ROTFL.
There is something she is looking for, she just wants to feel your authority, your strength or whatever it is that I'm trying to explain.

Doing it without getting violent (for a woman you love and you know truly loves you) usually cures that "craze" or thirst.

Yes your number 2 is part of it.

"Play fight" or getting rough with your lady or sweeping her off the floor into your arms makes a lot of sense. She wouldn't need to misbehave or be rude to have this thirst quenched (erm..I think)

She just want to know that you're the man. Take charge. Let her know that you got strength, much more than hers, be it anger, physical strength, authority, but that whatever happens, you're never going to hurt her with it but rather protect.
If you won't show it there's every likelihood that she'd make ya.

I slept well, thank you.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op):
agrovick:
Haha.. Anything for the Xena-Venus cross breed lady..

Are those things by chance related to say lighting a spark with stones or go hunting for wild animals tongue

Ok... My curiosity level has officially peaked, you must be quite a handful..

Hahaha, not judging. This infrequent burst of 'craze' I believe is one of those things that makes you exciting gringrin

BTW, your siggy.. Are you like the clairvoyant?
Do tell me about Xena and Venus sometime. I want your version, not google's grin

Lol...you are so funny lol.
No.
Related more to: let me try to explain.
You are male, I am female right? Males are strong, females are weak(right? hehe grin)
That mannish, that male thingy, whatever it is, must be felt, must show through. And we do anything to make that happen. (Gosh I don't even know what I'm typing anymore grin). Can't explain further. But I think it's a way of judging if we're safe around you, should you ever get into the "beastly" mode/mood.

Sincerely, I think I'm a handfultonguegrin I don't think someone who's got no mastery of his emotion can deal. Infact, I pity him in advance lol.

No not clairvoyant.
Have you ever heard about the Holy Spirit of God? Well He is a person and reveals stuff, God's mind to God's children.

The dream I had, if I should share it with you, may hardly make any sense but I knew what it meant. Whether you believe it or not, the ball has been set rolling for the antichrist's rule. That dream just let's me know that the plot just got thicker. You see this recession or hardhip or whatever is going on in the world? Things like these would make it easy for people to receive him, when he promises to and gives relief.
Atheist who all want a sign before they believe, would get more than enough when the antichrist causes signs and wonders and lightening to appear in the sky at will.
(I am to open a thread for this though)

So are you a philosopher, or a hunter or a psychologist or what? grin
PropertiesRe: 2½ Plot Land Badagry by Incrizz(op): 1:38am On Sep 24, 2016
Properties
Jobs/VacanciesUrgent Vacancy: English Graduate (Modified) by Incrizz(op):
Preferrably female

Location: Ibeju-Lekki.

Call Dapo

Must be willing to work on Saturdays and get Mondays off.

Thanks.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Incrizz(op):
agrovick:
Incrizz, I had to bring you to your own thread as we have literally taken over someone else's.
Well I happen to struggle with using the right words to describe things but let me give it a try.

I will say the 2% involves going wild - a deviation from what you would have done on a normal day or a deviation from what society expects. You know damn the consequences kind of act as long as I'm having fun.

Am I on track?
I'm so glad you did. 'Been hoping you would do something about it...whew!

On track in a way.
Like, acting in a way to see how wild YOU can get. And most times, those things I do to have a feel of that "cave man", I'm not serious about it but just joking but you would not know.

I'm not alking about expensive jokes and lies. No.

Anything to know how wild you can get...I'm usually at the peak of playfulness when this happens. But you would never know.
You'd be so involved in the process that the giggles and laughter may leave you stewing in anger even more.

Most ladies have it or do it but are just not aware of it.
Makes any sense? huh

Whatever. *rolls eyes*
RomanceRe: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Incrizz(f): 11:08pm On Sep 23, 2016
agrovick:
Hahaha, now that's an image I will like to see. You're probably gonna end up as a breed of Xena and Venus.

Nah, I didn't attack you plus I doubt if I posted there, I was more of a passenger but I remember your moniker standing out during the course of my followership.

Can you define the intense 2%
I wish I could describe it.
I would try to put in words and mention you when I do? I don't have the words right now.

But I think you have a feeling of what I mean. You could help me out and I'd tell you if you're right, wrong or close. And then your words could help me find the words...?
RomanceRe: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Incrizz(f): 10:31pm On Sep 23, 2016
agrovick:
Hahaha, you've not forgotten how we got here. Niice.
Remember the improve your dating game thread from 2013?
PS - This post been my 3000th post Nl data attack is dedicated to you gringrin
Gosh Agrovick, I was already putting on my full armour for war!! Thank God you answered grin

Okay, I remember the thread. Where you the guy that attacked me therehuh
Was this your moniker there? I'm tempted to go back there just to search for you.

Aww thanks Gro kiss
3000 wow! cool
RomanceRe: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Incrizz(f): 10:10pm On Sep 23, 2016
agrovick:
Hahaha, so you think the Oga at the top here is not snitching? I'd like to hear your snitching experience though.

BTW, You just succeeded in taking us back to where you escaped from but I'm gonna let it slide tongue
As regards the how, your offer in the penultimate post got me lost, I'm usually the one getting folks lost. Are we in the 98% or 2
Agrovick I met your conditions, you said so, so tell me where sad
RomanceRe: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Incrizz(f): 8:53pm On Sep 23, 2016
agrovick:
Clap yourself! You succeeded in getting me slightly off balance. That is impressive in my books
Just Holup, you are not on Facebook? How is that even possible? I'm curious
Lol...

If you hate snitches, and then suspect that a site is a snitch, a bad snitch, I tell ya, you would want nothing to do with them, however trendy.

Modified
You got impressed, so tell me where grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Baby Mama nah nah! by Incrizz(op): 7:45pm On Sep 23, 2016
Lincolnburrows:
boo boo, sorry I just saw this reply....I can't believe it's been two weeks I checked my nairaland profile. I'm still very interested. And I wanna make it work. Accept my PM for a start. maybe we will be the first nairaland couple
Lol..please be serious.
RomanceRe: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Incrizz(f): 7:30pm On Sep 23, 2016
agrovick:
Are you not a Nigerian? Now stop tryna wriggle your way out of this grin
Lol...
Okay.
I would finally shove my dislike for facebook aside and open an account sooner than I would love to.

Impressed yet? grin
RomanceRe: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Incrizz(f): 8:22pm On Sep 22, 2016
agrovick:
I'm flexible, impress me gringrin
Lol...
Bribery is corruption tongue
RomanceRe: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Incrizz(f): 7:28pm On Sep 22, 2016
agrovick:
Bribe me gringringrin
With what? grin

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