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A party representative was sharing the money at my pooling unit in Anambra today, when some people who felt the money won't reach them started struggling for the money. To the extent of even tearing some notes.

I have already gotten my share of the 1000 naira note before they started struggling. I no get strength abeg, so I stepped aside to snap for my nairalanders.

You can see that guy with a white long sleeve shirt and a faded jeans... He picked a torn 1000 naira, and has since been looking for the person with the other part

When the voting will be concluded, we will know delivered and who didn't deliver.
#GEJ we know

Sanchez01:
He is right, Iker has been a major flop this season. I'm a Madridsta and it worries me so much. I hope we get De Gea at the end of the season.

The costa rican goal keeper u bought what have u done with him. U are looking for de gea, ole come take na.
#UpManU

That look on Diana's face tho

Yes

No.3 you said you like hands with veins.
No.13 you said you like chubby guys. Chubby guys don't have their veins showing. Remember Simply confused
Did you actually mean to say blue eye in no.6 In Afrca? Also black hair. If an african man's hair is not black what colour will it be?
Pls next time if you copy an article made for the whites endevour to edith it before bringing it here on nairaland
Ladies don't know what they want! #dropsmic

This is how a gentleman should sound. No threatening to soak animals with blood if he loses.
You are not losing man we dey ur back.

He should bring video showing it or...

Spiritully speaking, sex in marriage is meant for reproduction. Can MouthAction bring reproduction? No. Can anal sex bring reproduction? No. So spiritually speaking they are not hygenic.
Let me quickly add also, that practicing only missionary style of sex is the reason most married people cheat cos they can't go all adventorous with their christian spouses. There other ways to enjoy transaction, while inserting the right ATM card in the right machine.
Consult camsutra pls

jasper83:
my sis i studied maths/stat n i did my test on Friday 3-6pm. The questions are nt smiling at all, poisson probability, long bearing and distances, normal distribution, long word problem, long essay, no single synonym and antonyms,no quantitive reasoning. Majorly 300 level academic questions. Workfoce are wicked,they shd av com out openly to say they want only management graduate. My guy that studied engineering but a sales man by career was given rock hard physics too, why? Just be confident and prayer. Hope i av nt scared u, its just the reality. God am wit u oooo

Nna I studie marketing, buy we are on the same boat. 3-6 friday. Hard as rock.

There is something I discovered nobody seems to be saying here. About that time, it wasn't actually 20mins. Imagine I bought 60mins(1hour) time, by the time I finished the test and the time they gave me was up. The time I bought remained 49 mins. How come? Bearing in mind that I spent some time before I logged in to worke forece. That time was actually faster, I wasn't 20 mins. Mine was 3-6 friday. Harsh test, I couldnt even read the passages well, cos I just wanted to finish before the time elapses.

Lil Kesh and Korede Bello U gotta be kidding me. They be like ice water and oil

Larrybillz:
please do anyone know what the recruitment process is like as regards the kinda questions being asked n all that. Any information will be highly appreciated please -Cheers!

I heard the last time, they used GMat don't know for now

I think I like this medium of application. I like this one on one approach, so that you know who to get information from, when u submit it to the nearest branch

U better go and bring that 2face album o. Cos me I play am. And its good and matured.

Dogs on front page
Human beings pay for Flavour perfom while dogs get a free show

Happy for Davido, let him use this and cover for what Channel O did to him

Can someone tell Aki that getting women is not that easy for we the non-celebrities.

Op, you are not alone in this. Me 2 I don't like Beyonce and Nicki Minaj.
In Nigeria Iyanya, Wizkid, Wande coal can't rember the rest.
Funny thing is, I've tried to like and fan these guys cos poeple like them but just couldn't.

Na Aptitude test I dey reason how to pass now. Na person wey pass test dey negotiate salary.
Thanks all the same

How can one apply

flywheel:
I applied through their website n experienced no difficulties in sending it, y going through all the stress of trying to send it through a mail that reluctantly accepts the applications

Abeg how did you apply through their website

Are you sure his name is John ? Is it not James Bond?

phreakabit:
You think these situations are the same?!
George Bush is one man, plus Kanye and EM' are citizens of the country he Governed!!!

My freind ! Bring back our girls is no longer a national issue. Everybody is now concerned even Bill gates, Obama etc. AKA as an African is also concerned. So he passed his message in a more intelligent and deeper way. Trying to tell us that puting # tag on "bringbackourgirls" and tweeting it is not helping matters. That we shoul work together with our president.

To me. AKA is simply Dope. He used the 1st 2 lines of his ve rse to murder Ice Prince who in his own Verse said somthn like "I kill any rapper that happens to be on the feature". So AKA used his 1st 2 lines to Kill our wack Ice Prince.
I remember Jadakiss sayng that George Bush knocked down the 'twin tower'. In his song. Imagine that deep line.
AKA is saying we need more than good luck I.e being lucky. 2ndly saying that its not only Goodluck Ebele jonathan's responsibility to find the girls.
#DigDat

What has Davido done to you. 1st u wrote David Omokekere, 2nd u wrote David Adedeji Adeleke. He is David Adeleke, simple !
And what were u thinking forgeting Phyno's Name CHIBUZO !!!

IS this supposed to be be from FNN (fake naija news)

Jimmy JATT's The Industry is the best. Answer out thee box

Hennessy just take style bring these 2 guys together. They should have used don jazzy and D'banj last year, instead they used only D'banj and it didn't go far.
Still hoping for Davido and Wizzy joint performance tho.

Punchlines shouldn't be all about methaphor. The problem is that our rappers try to use 2much methaphor.
E.g "one food and a necklace is what I call a food chain" by yung 6ix.

delishpot:
I dont gerrit, of all time as in all generations know the song. (eg Sweet mother, no woman no cry, murder she wrote, we are the world etc etc) cos out of all the listed songs, only African queen can be said to be of all time o. The rest are just for the season.

No woman no cry was done by Bob Marley, Murder she wrote by Chaka Demus and Pliers (both Jamaicans)