₦airaland Forum

little1992:
South East it's well. God will dry our tears.

I swear, I wish SE can drop politics of hatred and bitterness, working together as a countrymen and benefits together should be our collective concerns.

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To be honest with you , I hate seen one tribe as a stranger in their home.

GeoAfrikana:
Why do I get pissed off whenever I hear a word from/about Nigerian politicians?

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ALAYORMII:
Ohhhh Okwarajiiiii




That song that year

too emotional

Larryslim:
I don't know why people here are complaining, they just won the cup, wether by luck or hardwork, they did without the team A, they deserve credit.
Some of y'all can't even kick a ball if placed on the pitch, but you're so good at blame games, smh!
Paul scholes, garry Neville, Henry WhatsApp group people

...only if you know that Nigeria success is in one way or the other headache for some set of people .

Reno monkery.

Ok

dazzlingd:
You be mumu, does that not sound like fiction to you, better take life easy before you kill yourself with HBP.


Thefacelessman, plz continue jare...

Idiot oya go kee yourself for one stupid fiction .


Biggest mumu.

TheFacelessMan:
>

Many years back, i kidnapped the daughter of an oil tycoon...

This is how it went down

Otunba Sikiru Arowojobe's house was eerie and desolate, very close to Olumo Rock in Ogun State.

Security was not particularly tight. The man believed
so much in juju and a few guards.

We were 3 in number, we split off in different directions..rendez vous at the back gate in 30 minutes.

I wouldn't bore you with the actual kidnap. It was a piece of cake.

I had this girl bundled over my shoulder and was moving towards the extraction point.

When i heard a blood-curdling scream.....!!!!

That sounded very much like Segun! It sounded like he was being eaten


I quickly dropped the girl down and covering her with a gun. I cocked my ear and tried to listen


Few seconds after.... i heard Obinna scream "NO , NO, NO, " "Oh my God, Jesus please"

This shocked me particularly because i knew Obinna went to church last ..... God knows when!

I put the gun at her temple and asked her WTF??

I got my answer shortly. It was not juju-related.

The house was guarded by Doberman Pinschers. 2 of them. Their muzzles were dripping and covered in ...BLOOD!

These dogs were the type used on military installations.

They are trained not to bark nor detain intruders. They just tear out your jugular immediately.

The 2 dogs kept me in the middle and prepared to spring !!!

Freedom of speech is guaranteed but surly freedom after speech is what does not safe.


To you this might be a kind of dry joke or true but trust me if its true , you ll surly pay for it .


Naira marly saga comes to mind.

Awon ti yahoo yahoo football fc leleyi o

TechCapon:
The way technology is advancing is amazing

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lowgeorge:
A depressing government seeks to look at a better yesterday... All what buhari represents is just dead to me

But he represents you too now

jairusben:
what an inconsequential comment, well i strongly conclude your below 16 or you have a low iq

One of the two or both sef cox a reasonable human being can never submit to that insensitive comment.

If this is Yoruba now , COWARD ll be the keyword on this thread .



May God help !

Nobodyperson:
>
I can't see myself marrying an afonja lady that used her first pregnancy for ritual purposes.
Simply disgusting.

...and who ask you to ?

Angelfrost:
Say what you know... Same level? You must be having a laugh... It's no where near the rate of killings in certain local government areas in Kaduna alone, least of all the North. The only difference is that over there in the North it's more or less a norm.

...and you are happy with that ? Even comparing the two.


Funny

jayfolarin:
As long as you think yourself and your parents are yeye people, there is nothing more i can tell you

even me , I weak for here brother

IjebuWarrior:
I lost every iota of respect for this dude when he was campaigning for politicians. >

Awon Elebi oshi >

Then let him campaign for ijebu garri now akindindinrin aburo dadandindin.



Be happy at least for once now!

Where is johnnyessence when you need him most to update sef

Niggae really need to calm down true true

You’re Risking Death – Kemi Olunloyo To Davido For Threatening Oyetola.
* They will kill you and make it look like an accident, Kemi Olunloyo warns Davido
Controversial journalist Kemi Olunloyo has called on Davido to thread carefully after threatening Osun State Governor Adegboyega Oyetola..
Kemi Olunloyo has warned Davido telling him to stop getting involved with politics, hence he will get killed and nothing will happen. Kemi in a tweet warn the singer saying he shouldn’t joke with President Buhari.
The Nigerian singer had launched a movement: OyetolaMustGo and used a photo of the governor marked with red cross lines, as the avatar.
Kemi Olunloyo however stated that that was a death threat on the governor and Davido risks being killed for that singular act.
She wrote on Instagram:
I AM NOT AN APC AGENT. I HAVE NO AFFILIATION WHATSOEVER WITH ANY POLITICAL PARTY. I’M JUST A DAMN GOOD INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST AHEAD OF EVERYBODY IN NIGERIA If you love Davido, WARN HIM to immediately take down this threat page about a sitting governor DOWN from @Instagram.
An Instagram message got me arrested while doing my job. The phone number that opened that account was traced to Iyabo Ojo. This page is highly messing with national security.
In national security, there are NO QUESTIONS! You are simply KILLED! You are considered a THREAT. If you need more help Google “Edward Snowden and Obama”, Barack tried to kill that guy for 8 years, unsuccessful.
I worked as an informant with @torontopolice and know these things. Davido has a red cross on Governor Oyetola’s face, he names the page an Operation, he has strong cultist boy ties, the DSS, Police and Cabal are watching. Nigeria has a PRESIDENT that will not tolerate bullshit.
Now almost 55yo, I was 19yo when General Buhari ordered a minister kidnapped from UK for allegedly stealing £300M in the Shagari govt.
He even used # mossadthe Israeli security spies and forces. We were caught after Dikko was drugged on a crate and Nigeria was sanctioned. Those of u shouting that he should keep talking. Are you going to his funeral? You idiots Is Shina and BRed talking loud making threats on behalf of their dad? Is Deji Adeleke the brother and Davido’s dad screaming? Only Davido has money abi?
A boy, I repeat boy with no intelligence. You saw what Hon elect Oloye Akin Alabi said the other day. Having a penis doesn’t make you a father or even a man. We have an AGF Attorney General of Nigeria murdered in his Ibadan home, a sitting Head of State murdered in Aso Rock, even a Lawmaker killed here in Oyo state on Gubernatorial election day all not solved and Sugar’s suspects about to be released.
If they cut Davido or his family down, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Davido if you are reading, get very good security for your “official children” Hailey and Imade. You are compromising them. Being American or being in America means NOTHING. Buhari went to London to get a minister, Saudi agents to Turkey to kill a Journalist.

Aframs:
APC is confused
They want chop alone
Without giving PDP a slot......
Then they are looking left n right before they cross the high way of speedy PDP heavy duties vehicle.........
If you know ,you know

Pls we can avoid politicizing this beautiful thread bro , thank you.

zanebaddo:
first to comment... what's so special sef

Insensitive at its peak

Over rated city.


More reasons why I just need financial help to establish my self in my dear state . We all cant be a lagosian .