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The Arab can never dominate Black Africans, we are in the majority!

THE HELL ROOM
Mr Johnson dies and goes to hell, he is welcomed by the devil. The devil tells him that he will have to choose a room to spend eternity.

The devil takes him to the first room; In the first room, people are staying in shit up to their neck level, mr Johnson shouts No!

The devil takes him to the second room, in this room, people are staying in shit up to the chest level, Mr Johnson says " I don't like this room". They go to the third room.
In the third room, people are staying in shit up to the knee level, eating buns and drinking coffee & beer. Mr Johnson decides to stay in this room. The devil leaves him. As he wades into the shit, The Devil shouts  ALRIGHT FOLKS, COFFEE BREAK OVER! EVERYBODY BACK ON YOUR  HEADS!

Do you use caller tunez?  How do your callers react to your caller tunez,

What was your previous caller tunez, which one are you using presently?
Here's  mine 

I HAVE A DREAM  SPEECH  by Martin Luther King jnr

List yours,

Do you use caller tunez? How do your callers react to your caller tunez,

What was your previous caller tunez, which one are you using presently?
Here's mine

I HAVE A DREAM SPEECH by Martin Luther King jnr

List yours,

Fellow nairalanders, this is good news. The Gsm companies in Nigeria after a joint meeting have announced the introduction of Gprs services as part of their services. According to the joint communique issued at the end of the meeting held at the NCC headquarters in Abuja, from Saturday 16th may 2009, subscribers on Mtn, Zain, Globacom, Starcomms and etisalat networks will be able to access/ browse the internet on their gprs compatible mobile phones at rates determined by each network. The gsm companies sees this new service as a way of enhancing customer satisfaction and service delivery for their teeming customers.
What do you think?

How long have you been on nairaland? when did you join? Can you remember why you joined? Who are the oldest nairalanders? let talk here.

Before Nairaland reaches I miilion users, Seun would have sold off nairaland smiling all the way to the bank!

When u post and include the word "forex" in your post. I was laid off for 72 hours for doing that.

I'll be the next moderator by Gods grace.

I am from Akwa Ibom State, i stay in Uyo The state capital but will relocate soon.

I've decided to delve into my jokes collection to bring out the most hilarious jokes. I'll be sharing some of them here and you can also contribute.

THE EMERGENCY PASTOR
A middle aged man met his secondary school mate at a fiiling station, they exchanged pleasanteries. The school mate was dressed in a french suit and was driving a hummer jeep. The man was amazed and asked his friend what job he was doing, the friend replied that he was a pastor and asked him to give his life toJesus for things to go well for  him. The man collected his complimentary card.


On getting home, he decides to be a pastor so as to amass wealth. Luckily for him on getting out the next day, he sees a vacancy for the post of an assistant pastor in front of a church. He immediately applied and the interview was conducted immediately.


The interview went thus:

The church: Give us your fullname, surname first.

The man: Brown, Peter Samson

The church: Give us a verse in the New Testament and give a message on it for three minutes.

The man: Turn your legs to one side, do not kill that insect for you cannot create insects.

The Church: Give us another verse before you preach.

The man: Twinkle, twinkle little star. How above thy,

The Church: ( Interupts) where can we find the two verses in the Bible?

The Man:The first one is in chapter Romans Verse John, the second is in chapter Romans verse Corinthians.

The Church: Before you applied forthis job, you must have been a worker in God's vineyard. Tell us the job you were doing in the vineyard?

The Man: Barman, experience, one year. I can carry four bottles of beer and four glass cups all together in my hand and none will fall.

The Church: It is okay. Come tomorrow for the result!

Ha ha ha this is a great joke!

Djinee
soulee
blackface

Hi country music fans, this is our thread. lets meet here. Who is your best country music artist, who is the worst/ whydo you like country music? cowboys and cow girls post yoiur comments here.

romade:
which b una dey talk about o

Na you dem dey yarn

@blissieng: ya am 4 real !, !

studio43:
Eerrmm,,
how much are we talking about?

Some thing that will make you smile!

Hey this is saying hi to all members of the TUSKERS REPUBLIC 9University of uyo), what up, how is the campus? this is our official thread. let interact here.

Thanks

@romade @lolabbey, these two jokers could not do the job,i am still waiting!

@ hayprof, Please i need a link to download opera mini 2.06 To my sony ericsson k510i phone. Please help.

: :PI am feeling down and depressed, i need some hilarious jokes to cheer me up and lift up my spirits. If you think you can do this , Do It Now! A prize goes to the person that makes me laugh the loudest!

When the Akwa Ibom ado ok initiative started it was a good idea as it encouraged pepole to believe in the government, to have hope and faith that good things will come. However today sychophants have hijacked the whole thing. The truth today is that very few people are ok in Aks. I suggest that the name should be changed to Akwa ibom aya ado ok.

Soap operas are very popular in Nigeria. Some of them are are good, others are simply wack. I want us to list our best and worst nigerian soap operas on this thread.
Good Ones

Super story

Tightrope ( now rested)

Dear mother

Wack
Siberia

To be continued,

I'll pause here for yours

Thanks guys 4 ur info. I recently upgraded 4rm V4.1 to opera mini 4.2. My question is: Can i use d opera cheats in 4.2? If yes, how do i configure it, also where can i download opera mini 2.06 directly to my k510i. Ive googled it without helpful results & d version is not available in opera mini website.
Hope on you guys.

Pls which of d opera mini versions is called solibay? how can i download it into my phone? i have opera mini 4.1 but there's no box to put any code. I use sony ericsson k510i.thanks i appreciate ur help.

Why can't i wear a blue belt and a black shoe?

How do you guys see this new group Bracket?