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Romance › Re: Let Say You Caught (him/her) Cheating On You? by InkedNerd(f): 12:14pm On Apr 08, 2011

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=640834.msg8076644#msg8076644 date=1302218226]I would put some rocks, locks, and bolt screws in a long tube sock. I would wet the sock with some ammonia and tied the end of the sock to keep the materials inside. I would pretend like I am innocent and hit him in the face when he is not pay attention.

I would hit his face five times and then hit him in the nuts with the sock about seven times for the seven deadly sins.[/quote]::[/b]Inked_Nerd hides Mrs. Chima's rocks, tube socks, bolt screws, and ammonia[b]:: embarassed

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=640834.msg8076651#msg8076651 date=1302218320]I would put arsenic liquid in his food and beverage. Arsenic liquid is undetectable and often time is the last thing people check for. That was for the ladies to know. cheesy

I would silently kill his favorite animal and put a ransom note on his door asking for money in an offshore account or I will kill him next.[/quote]:: Inked_Nerd calls FBI to see if there is a fugitive that matches Mrs. Chima's description[b]::[/b] grin

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 12:08pm On Apr 08, 2011

190:
[color=deeppink]

smh

Its finally over [/color]

Shake it very well.

Is it not your fault that its over?

Anyway, its not like you actually care so whatever tongue

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Financial Burdens by InkedNerd(f): 12:06pm On Apr 08, 2011

edoyad:
I would if i was a 100% sure my case would be different when i turn 70, but since i've the same blood flowing in my veins . . . .

What would change from now and when you're 70? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Thank God! by InkedNerd(f): 12:01pm On Apr 08, 2011

You guys, this isn't funny cry

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 11:48am On Apr 08, 2011

Ok, I'll add you if you promise not to get mad and insult me if we have a disagreement embarassed

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Financial Burdens by InkedNerd(f): 11:46am On Apr 08, 2011

edoyad:
It's not about supporting the girls, it about what's really happening. Like you earlier said, everyone is to blame: the greedy girls, the irresponsible men and the hawkish boys. The fathers of the same men complaining here are the same ones sending 7 series BMWs into campuses to bring these girls to them. May be some one should start a thread on why Nigerian male septugenerians won't let tweeny girls be.

lol so why don't you start the thread grin

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2011

pinkrex:
Yeah, waz born when ma parents were home for vacation but got back to Lagos two weeks later.
Had ma primary half way n partly secondary Education there. cool place doe, waz a boarder all through.
Grew up in lasgidi.

yu?

There really isn't much to say about me. I was born in Enugu but raised in obodo oyinbo.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Financial Burdens by InkedNerd(f): 11:28am On Apr 08, 2011

edoyad:
That'd be the one the OP mentioned, the 'financial burdens'.

Oh ok.

lol, its quite rare to see a Nigerians man [especially one on Nairaland] support women like that grin

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 11:23am On Apr 08, 2011

pinkrex:
Nigeria. via middle belt!!

Middle belt eh? Cool. Where you born there or is that where you grew up?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Financial Burdens by InkedNerd(f): 11:11am On Apr 08, 2011

edoyad:
In support of the girls, i believe the reason they try to bleed the guy is cos they know what his motives are. Confess, most of y'all just want to fck and move , right ? No problem with that, the thing is you have to put the society we are in into context. A girl who will make herself available without demands will be the one every Tom, Mr. Cork and Harry will rush to in times of 'Konji'.
In some societies, after frolicking around she'll eventually settle down with someone who'll want her for her, and not because she's only ever dated one other guy . But this is Africa, Nigeria to be specific, the same boys who want girls be theirs for next to nothing are the same ones who'll reject them tomorrow when it's time to take the relationship to the next level on the grounds of them being too 'generous'. Right ?

All in all, we're all to blame, both men and women. There is no one particular person to blame. It seems like for some people this whole thing has gone to their head.

When you say you support the girls, exactly who are you supporting--the ones the OP mentioned or the ones here on the thread?

Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of My Pimples by InkedNerd(f): 10:43am On Apr 08, 2011

@OP: Look through this thread and you may find some info >>> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-564978.0.html

Nairaland General › Re: You Nigerians Should Feel Honored Today Because A Somali(me) Is Visiting Here: by InkedNerd(f): 10:28am On Apr 08, 2011

Hmmm

Nairaland General › Re: It's Getting Serious O. May 21st? End Time? by InkedNerd(f): 10:24am On Apr 08, 2011

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=641580.msg8078137#msg8078137 date=1302245293]Well, I think so. I'm toasting Pweety4me for now, but I think she's fronting! undecided

[/quote]lol, I'll put in a good word you grin

190:
Babe since advocator aint around can someone else step in

inked report to my room

we have to do it really soon

Shaarap

Culture › Re: Filipino Nannies In Naija by InkedNerd(f): 10:21am On Apr 08, 2011

@OP: Where did you hear this?

Fashion › Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by InkedNerd(f): 10:18am On Apr 08, 2011

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=55481.msg8059482#msg8059482 date=1302033628]U got out of the shower n.a.ke.d? U don't have towels?, lol[/quote]Yes, I got out of the shower nȧked. That's what I usually do grin

I don't usually use towel unless I need to dry my hair really quick.

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 10:04am On Apr 08, 2011

pinkrex:
My friend is actually wondering why I'm so smilling this morning, Those kisses are teasing my brain to a love break down.

Awww.

Hehehe, your starting to grow on me wink

So, where are you from?

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 9:55am On Apr 08, 2011

Abeg, change am to "190, yeye man of the year" grin

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 9:49am On Apr 08, 2011

190:
[color=deeppink]what in the hell under my nose!!

Inked__ u got msg!! [/color]

Why are you mad at me? tongue

Your the one tying to mount every punny on Nairaland. If anything, we the women of Nairaland should be mad at you.

Here's a prayer for the morning[b]:[/b]

May the women of Nairaland descend on 190 with force strong enough to scare his koko till it falls off. May we expose him for the hypocritical parasitical free loading lying yeye creature that he is. IN JESUS NAME. AMEEEEEEN!!!

pinkrex:
Oh inky darling, Just realised I like yu tew,

My dislikes?, Inky going on with 190.

Likes, Making me her new e-boy friend.

Ooooh

No mind that yeye boy 190. Come here, I have a way for you to start your day. . . Here ya go kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help! Am In Love With Inked Nerd by InkedNerd(f): 9:38am On Apr 08, 2011

fstranger3:
I thought it meant the opposite?

Whatever. . .

I laughed, big deal.

Nairaland General › Re: Analyze nairaland Guys Here? by InkedNerd(f): 9:30am On Apr 08, 2011

190:
[color=deeppink]HALT::

Mzdark na wife

Inked na Mother of my 11kids

Babe na daughter

all makes one big happy 190 family!![/color]

What the hell does this look like? An episode of "Big Love" or "Sister Wives"?!?!?! angry

190:
[color=RED]Inked

**Runs after her and tries holding her skirt but mistakenly grabs her thong**

Inked come back and listen to me, U DONT WALK OUT OF ME!!

Oya give me listening ear now, u know say u be my personal person

just tell these guys to back off and both of us would be cool

BABE im still comin 4 u, stay there!![/color]

Abeg, let go of my damn thong. I don't need your dirty hand ripping my Victoria Secret undies

pinkrex:
Well, some kinda feeling doe,

Hey sweetie, how are you doing?

Actually pinkrex, I never disliked you. So now that we're getting to know each other, tell me a bit about yourself. What are your likes and dislikes?

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