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Romance / Re: Is It Acceptable For A Lady To Keep Her Maiden Name Once She Is Married? by InkedNerd(f): 4:18am On Mar 27, 2012
~Killz~:

What Ex? Are you discombobulated?

Oh, you didn't get the divorce papers? grin cool
Literature / Re: Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man by InkedNerd(f): 4:16am On Mar 27, 2012
Steve Harvey can go fück himself. The man is a fücking hypocrite going around trying to tell people how to run their relationship! Sexist piece of shït!

By the way, you're so adorable! cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Man That Is Metrosexual? by InkedNerd(f): 4:09am On Mar 27, 2012
Why wouldn't I? Aren't they human? undecided
Romance / Re: Can She Propose? by InkedNerd(f): 4:08am On Mar 27, 2012
Ronnie's World:
Times are changing they say. Almost every lady is crying out: My biological clock is ticking but no guy is asking me for a relationship much less marriage. Does this justify a lady proposing to a guy? Is it right for a lady to propose? Comments needed and I also encourage you to participate in d poll attached to this topic. Thanks

What's the difference between a guy proposing and a girl proposing? it's one thing if the guy just isn't ready, it's another thing if hi male ego gets in the way of a union.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Help! Am In Love With Inked Nerd by InkedNerd(f): 4:02am On Mar 27, 2012
ayosmiles: Yes my bad, i meant the rally. Do you have a boyfriend

Nope, totally single. Focus on your girlfriend o! wink
Romance / Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by InkedNerd(f): 4:00am On Mar 27, 2012
@OP: I wouldn't call this a toasting line. It's more like an anti-toasting line grin

Sometimes, I go up to my parents friends sons and start speaking to them in pidgin in a heavy village accent. Last guy I said these words to busted out laughing because he pretty much new I was kidding around.

Me: **Scoping area**, then spots guy... Walks up to the guy and says. . .

Me: Hey fine boy no pimple, I been dey look you for some time.

Guy: {uses Inked_Nerd's real name}, nne why are you trying to toast me? I be bread?

Me: Nna, why you dey do shakara? Of course you be be toast, make I be your butta!

Guy: grin grin grin na wa for you. With a voice like that a you eying me, I'm sure that enough to get any guy you want.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Gold-diggers? by InkedNerd(f): 3:50am On Mar 27, 2012
~Killz~:
cry cry

Ogini? tongue
Romance / Re: Is It Acceptable For A Lady To Keep Her Maiden Name Once She Is Married? by InkedNerd(f): 3:49am On Mar 27, 2012
~Killz~:

Mrs Inked_Nerd Killz! cool

Hells no! tongue

Na Mrs. Inked_Nerd and her Ex-husband Mr.~Killz~
Romance / Re: Is It Acceptable For A Lady To Keep Her Maiden Name Once She Is Married? by InkedNerd(f): 3:26am On Mar 27, 2012
~Killz~:

After all your long story, when you get married to me for example, you become Mrs what? Mrs Killz! wink

Nope, I'll be Mrs. Inked_Nerd, then I'll introduce you as my husband Mr.~Killz~
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Gold-diggers? by InkedNerd(f): 3:24am On Mar 27, 2012
Simple explanation sista onila. If Nigerian women are gold diggers, then Nigerian men are visa and toto chasers.
Romance / Re: Are You Faithful In Your Current Relationship? by InkedNerd(f): 3:23am On Mar 27, 2012
Relationship?! What relationship? I'm single baby! kiss grin cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Million Hoodie March for Trayvon Martin: Did Anyone Attend?!?! by InkedNerd(f): 3:47pm On Mar 26, 2012
snthesis: wud hav made beta sense if u posted a lil sumtin on the hoodie thang- too lazy to google tongue

Happy now? smiley

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Nairaland / General / Re: Million Hoodie March for Trayvon Martin: Did Anyone Attend?!?! by InkedNerd(f): 9:36am On Mar 26, 2012
SimonAndal: Oh yeah! I heard about the bloke that was killed. Pity! What's up with the white dude that shot him?

Unfortunately, the yeye bastard still hasn't been charged or arrested because of some legal loophole that doesn't even apply to the bastard! angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Help! Am In Love With Inked Nerd by InkedNerd(f): 9:24am On Mar 26, 2012
I'm good. How about you?

What match are you talking about?

Wait a minute, did you mean the rally?
Romance / Re: Shuld I B Bothered Abt Her Age???help Needed Plz by InkedNerd(f): 9:22am On Mar 26, 2012
Adetayo100: Age is just a number beside u are older than she is. If u luv her then marry her

Good point! If anything, she should be worried about his little swimmers not working tongue
Romance / Re: Question: Romance Section - Would You Attend A Nl Party In Lagos? by InkedNerd(f): 8:12am On Mar 26, 2012
C'mon y'all, have a part here in New York--or at least in Jersey! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Help! Am In Love With Inked Nerd by InkedNerd(f): 4:07am On Mar 26, 2012
ayosmiles: but u are still my one and only online love. Dont think am joking, even my gf knows u and laughs about it cos i will probably never meet u in life. U know what i love about u, ur ideas are so candid, liberal nd unsentimental that it seems we share d same ideology. I might just have stumbled upon my female version

lol eh ya. Well at least you have a girlfriend who is understanding. Some women might not be so understanding at the thought of their guy speaking like that online. Who knows, maybe some day we may meet wink

ayosmiles: u know what they say about first love. Its so strong like a pleasant scent from an old perfume that that has not faded from ur shirt. Each time u smell that shirt u remember the perfume. Such is inked, she was my first nairaland crush, even before my current girlfriend. I've had others though but she is d best

Awww, you're such a sweetheart kiss kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Did Anyone Attend?!?! by InkedNerd(f): 3:56am On Mar 26, 2012
No offense but they always seem to be ogling women every time I see them in the area tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Million Hoodie March for Trayvon Martin: Did Anyone Attend?!?! by InkedNerd(f): 3:50am On Mar 26, 2012
Tiya is an understatement. Didn't see any message but it's good to hear that you showed support sweetie. Just trying to get some people together for the upcoming ones in NY.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Think They Are The Only Ones That Get Heart Broken? by InkedNerd(f): 3:46am On Mar 26, 2012
@OP: It goes both ways my dear. One important thing that people often fail to realize when it comes to being with someone, caring for someone, or loving someone is the way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Never Struggle With Their Men by InkedNerd(f): 3:20am On Mar 26, 2012
Hmmm, I see your still on your anti-Naija girl crusade wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Million Hoodie March for Trayvon Martin: Did Anyone Attend?!?! by InkedNerd(f): 3:19am On Mar 26, 2012
Suffered how? Sweetie, I'm straight cruisin'. Clearly I was the only one that went lipsrsealed

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