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[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]What Ex? Are you discombobulated? [/color][/quote]Oh, you didn't get the divorce papers? ![]() |
Steve Harvey can go fück himself. The man is a fücking hypocrite going around trying to tell people how to run their relationship! Sexist piece of shït! By the way, you're so adorable! ![]() |
Why wouldn't I? Aren't they human? ![]() |
[quote author=Ronnie's World]Times are changing they say. Almost every lady is crying out: My biological clock is ticking but no guy is asking me for a relationship much less marriage. Does this justify a lady proposing to a guy? Is it right for a lady to propose? Comments needed and I also encourage you to participate in d poll attached to this topic. Thanks[/quote]What's the difference between a guy proposing and a girl proposing? it's one thing if the guy just isn't ready, it's another thing if hi male ego gets in the way of a union. |
ayosmiles: Yes my bad, i meant the rally. Do you have a boyfriendNope, totally single. Focus on your girlfriend o! ![]() |
@OP: I wouldn't call this a toasting line. It's more like an anti-toasting line ![]() Sometimes, I go up to my parents friends sons and start speaking to them in pidgin in a heavy village accent. Last guy I said these words to busted out laughing because he pretty much new I was kidding around. Me: **Scoping area**, then spots guy... Walks up to the guy and says. . . Me: Hey fine boy no pimple, I been dey look you for some time. Guy: {uses Inked_Nerd's real name}, nne why are you trying to toast me? I be bread? Me: Nna, why you dey do shakara? Of course you be be toast, make I be your butta! Guy: na wa for you. With a voice like that a you eying me, I'm sure that enough to get any guy you want. |
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[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Mrs Inked_Nerd Killz! [/color][/quote]Hells no! ![]() Na Mrs. Inked_Nerd and her Ex-husband Mr.~Killz~ |
[quote author=~Killz~]After all your long story, when you get married to me for example, you become Mrs what? Mrs Killz! [/quote]Nope, I'll be Mrs. Inked_Nerd, then I'll introduce you as my husband Mr.~Killz~ |
Simple explanation sista onila. If Nigerian women are gold diggers, then Nigerian men are visa and toto chasers. |
Relationship?! What relationship? I'm single baby! ![]() |
snthesis: wud hav made beta sense if u posted a lil sumtin on the hoodie thang- too lazy to googleHappy now? ![]() [flash] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPDNic9mbC0[/flash] |
SimonAndal: Oh yeah! I heard about the bloke that was killed. Pity! What's up with the white dude that shot him?Unfortunately, the yeye bastard still hasn't been charged or arrested because of some legal loophole that doesn't even apply to the bastard! ![]() |
I'm good. How about you? What match are you talking about? ![]() Wait a minute, did you mean the rally? |
Adetayo100: Age is just a number beside u are older than she is. If u luv her then marry herGood point! If anything, she should be worried about his little swimmers not working ![]() |
C'mon y'all, have a part here in New York--or at least in Jersey! ![]() |
ayosmiles: but u are still my one and only online love. Dont think am joking, even my gf knows u and laughs about it cos i will probably never meet u in life. U know what i love about u, ur ideas are so candid, liberal nd unsentimental that it seems we share d same ideology. I might just have stumbled upon my female versionlol eh ya. Well at least you have a girlfriend who is understanding. Some women might not be so understanding at the thought of their guy speaking like that online. Who knows, maybe some day we may meet ![]() ayosmiles: u know what they say about first love. Its so strong like a pleasant scent from an old perfume that that has not faded from ur shirt. Each time u smell that shirt u remember the perfume. Such is inked, she was my first nairaland crush, even before my current girlfriend. I've had others though but she is d bestAwww, you're such a sweetheart |
No offense but they always seem to be ogling women every time I see them in the area ![]() |
Tiya is an understatement. Didn't see any message but it's good to hear that you showed support sweetie. Just trying to get some people together for the upcoming ones in NY. |
@OP: It goes both ways my dear. One important thing that people often fail to realize when it comes to being with someone, caring for someone, or loving someone is the way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. |
Hmmm, I see your still on your anti-Naija girl crusade ![]() |
Suffered how? Sweetie, I'm straight cruisin'. Clearly I was the only one that went ![]() |
Are you discombobulated?






