₦airaland Forum

Beowulf: Same here! xoxo! Leaving the office now. Your hex worked! He was still in but has waddled off now

Beowulf: Which of the mamas now? Big one or small mama? Will call you now so we don't derail the thread.

ayosmiles: you see why i believe atimes that she is a lesbian. Her being a lesbian makes her more appealing to me cos i have always fantasized about a party

bennyraz: Eh ya. Ayosmiles dey chase INKED_NERD for almost 1year now and d chick no gree. Why now? And Inked_NERD they claim say she no get BF! how difficult to believe

Beowulf: Akuko! No be you again. So you just dey for NL all day long. Nne wish we could swap places o!

Beowulf: LOL! Inked Nerd! What are you doing here by this time? Shouldn't you be in class or something? You won't believe am still at work. Will call you briefly in a second.

Brixtonyute: **Opens the door gently**

Did I hear my name? Guess not....

**shuts the door gently**

Brixtonyute: **Peeps in***

two people are e-shagging

**Slams the door**

neyostica: I wanna get down with you

neyostica: @inked whatzup

shymmex: ROTLMAO!!

I picked the adlibs up from NL's politics section.

I guess you're gonna be my Igbo lang. teacher, huh?

shymmex: Thanks you, omalicha nma.

What do you think about my little Igbo adlibs?

shymmex: Omalicha baby, nne do you think I'm guilty of grouping Naija girls into any type of stereotype? As for me, Nigerian girls have always been my most valued prize - and I love my sisters. I don't know why anyone would think I feel otherwise when I've three beauty sisters and a beautiful mum who grew up drinking water from the fountain of youth..

I only date naija gals, and link girls from other countries - but it's never anything serious. I'm not a nationality purist, but my dream is to have kids who're 100% Nigerian, and prevent them from "culture confusion." And naija fOod to me is the best in the world to me, but I may be wrong. Pounded yam and vegetable soup or edi kai kang is world's best kept secret in terms of cuisine - and who else can make it the best way, other than naija girls?

Inked_nerd, biko don't confuse me with the bitter men on NL. Without naija women (mum, sisters, grandma, aunts, and my 2 ex chics) - I won't be here today.

Chimezie198: It works perfectly. Truss me! Can we talk offline? Maybe we'er related. Well am related to Bright chimezie.

Chimezie198: Open d damn legs very well. Its really dark in there! Gosh i need a tourch light

Chimezie198: excuse me . . . Did i ask u to open ya legs? No need cos they're already open.

Chimezie198: Then open. . . >>>>

Chimezie198: why do you hate meeeee?

TisaBone: are there men in nigeria who do hair?

Chimezie198: ;( ;(

TisaBone: lol i know right. i just want to pinch, then lick that n----ipple.

ayosmiles: love is truly available here. that is how i found inked nerd. she's a lesbian though

TisaBone: lol i can't help it. i was dreaming about Idris Elba. I awakened just as he began to unclothe me.

Chimezie198:

koseepaaro: @Mynaijalove89 and Ink_Nard, my point is just the fact (based on personal experience). The end result of most babes that are picked-up here are always terrible. Even, I'm still at early dating time with another nairaland babe now, making her the third babe here. I shall come here one day to tell you guys whether this one too is a good representative of nairaland babe or bad one.

TisaBone: I like the idea of my man being able to do my hair and nails and eyebrows. it would be such a bonding experience, and would save tons of money in beauty shop expenses. Also it he decided to wax my love below, it would make the experience so much more enjoyable. after he rinsed everything off, he could then lick me dry.

Chimezie198: Huh? U calling my 14inches toothpick? Ok! I'll tell you when i come over tonight for round 2.
Please keep ur bedroom window open o! For easy entrance.