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Hahahaha @#5 "woman in a mans body"

[quote author=Mynd_44]I already have pûssy. I just hate it when grown men make silly decisions and judge with their ärse instead of their brain[/quote]This make me to loL

[quote author=Mynd_44]How was that about women? The two of them decided to act like children and you decided to blame one?

Smh[/quote]Guy you are always on the side of the females in every thread.
Are you looking for cheap pus.sy or wat?

Link
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The objective of the scheme is to provide an
opportunity for qualifying students from the
three Niger Delta States to further their
education in courses that are relevant to the oil
and gas industry.
In the three years of the programme, 30
students have benefitted from the opportunity
to study at world-renowned institutions.
For the academic year commencing September
2013, SPDC will award up to ten scholarships for
one-year post-graduate studies in partnership
with three internationally recognised
universities in the United Kingdom (UK) -
Imperial College London, University College
London and the University of Leeds.
IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON
MSc PETROLEUM ENGINEERING
MSc PETROLEUM GEOSCIENCE
MSc PETROLEUM GEOPHYSICS
MSc ENGINEERING GEOLOGY
UNIVERSITY COLLEGE LONDON
MSc CHEMICAL PROCESS ENGINEERING
MSc MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
MSc CIVIL ENGINEERING
UNIVERSITY OF LEEDS
MSc EXPLORATION GEOPHYSICS
MSc ELECTRONIC/ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA
To qualify for the scholarship, applicants must:
display intellectual ability and leadership
potential
meet the university’s language requirement
(usually at least 6.5 in IELTS)
be aged between 21-28 years
be an indigene of Rivers, Delta or Bayelsa
States (documentary proof of this will be
required)
currently reside in Nigeria
intend to return and take up permanent
residence in Nigeria after completion of the
proposed programme of study
have obtained a university degree of at least
an equivalent standard to a UK Second Class
Upper (Honours Degree)
not have studied previously in the UK or any
other developed country
APPLICATION PROCESS
Submit application for admission into any of
the three universities for any of the qualifying
courses
Application forms for the scholarship will be
available ONLY through the participating
universities, following an offer of admission
Universities will process application and
select candidates to attend an interview
before being considered for final selection
Completed scholarship application forms
must reach participating universities no
later than February 15, 2013 .
The scholarship will cover tuition fees, one
return flight ticket from Nigeria to the UK and a
contribution towards living expenses only*.
MORE INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED AT
info@nigerdeltascholar.org or through the
individual universities.
* Please note that the stipends are based on the
British Council Annual Rates and are limited to
this.

2013 SPDC Niger Delta Postgraduate
Scholarship Scheme
The Shell Petroleum Development Company
of Nigeria Limited (SPDC) is delighted to
announce the third annual SPDC Niger Delta
Postgraduate Scholarship Scheme for
applicants from Rivers, Delta and Bayelsa
States.
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1/(x^3-1)=1/(x-1)^3

»»1/(x-1)^3=A/(x-1) +B/(x-1)^2 +C/(x-1)
^3•••••eqna1
Solve partially,
»»1=A(x-1)^2 +B(x-1) + C•••••eqn2

Let x=1

»»1=A(0)^2 +B(0) +C

»» There4 C=1

Also,frm eqn2,we expand

»»1=Ax^2 - 2Ax + A +Bx -1 +C

Comparing coefficients of x,

»»x^2[0] =A

Automatically,A=0

»»x[0]=-2A +B•••••eqn3

»»Constant[1] =A +C

Sub.A=0 into eqn3 to get B

Thus B=0.

Kenistry: Not bad. Each man wit his own view doesn't necessarily mean dey right abt marriage dou........marriage is a gud tin, i can't wait to make money & make a nice lady ma wife

Me too

Acidtalk.

Idowuogbo: False hope? Guy, d devil is a bastard!! With Ja, dere is hope.

If rokiatu win make I bend.

Redmosquito: [size=15pt] YAWN!!! WHATS GOIN ON HERE?!!! CHAI!!! SEE PRETTY GIRLS?! OYA SOMEBODY BRING ME UP TO DATE [/size]

Bros raid is on the air now be warned!

Oahray: Rokiatu na artist? Like fine artist?

Stop giving her and her team false hope.

Idowuogbo: Shame on u! Able guys dey scan quality ( yansh), u busy worrying about her stiletto.shrimp!!

Post your own pic make I scan u nor gree.

That's an oversize shoe you are wearing @rokiatu.
And emmm...

Oahray: Na badosky u wan psych? Lol @ you

Make I psych her small.if the trouble don too much I go run

Idowuogbo: Yes o! fine and wonderful people of NL, we still need ur votes o! the Cabals of NL,Oya o! now is the time to support Florenza by voting.

*singing*

The lord will bless someone today
The lord wil bless someone today
The lord will bless someone today
The lord will bless someone today
And he's gon do it according to how you vote
So if you want make your blessing boku pass
You gatta come and Vote!

Keep it coming good people,your efforts are highly appreciative I mean appreciated,God bless you all.


Tbc......

Post your pic to prove me wrong about the NL regulars.

Richfella: Lol, naaa, am a permanent resident at Yaba Left . All the blood that should be in my brain are busy suspending a long electric pole in my mid-section.

BTW, you look like someone that can only cook indomie and eggs . [s]Your ex also told me there's always too much salt in your food [/s].

I see some element of truth here.

IdowuOGBO I nominate you.post ya pishure pls.

Flashaldrin: Nairaland babes, especially the regulars, are way too ugly. I'm serious.

Bros u de step on some toes o and when d bad mouth come me I nor de

ItsModella: yes sir

Komments reserved! after election

Una be fool: Chillaz @ www.nairaland.com/chillaz

Case closed,no more nominations.


@Itsmodella,is that truly you

onila: Scientists say, When you have a difficult time falling asleep... It means someone else in the world is dreaming about you.

how true

Now I know while I always have sleepless nights.

I will name my first son Akpors.

dantechnig: Pls help me out my babe is some months older than me and she says age is a number but to me it matters n I wish to end the relationship soon cos some friends says she looks older than me.

Good you brought this to the NL court of relationship at the right time.
Soon you will get the 'best' reply,just have some patience.

@op,the reason NL is fun to be with most times is actually the off topic shi.t and all that.
If everybody is to go striaght to the point without some hilarious comments then we are as good as robots.


BTW 12 to com.....

gudmind: what of our father dat senior our mother with at least 20 years age not a problem please next

Bros read from the first post before you comment.

kcreal: A friend of mine is getting married to a guy she is 9yrs older than. How about that?

My question here is that like 10 or 15years ago would the girl even allow the guy come any close to her?

Lalalala this is the second time my post is making front page...#happy mood

When I was 15years old I dare not walk up to any girl of 20years let alone 25years to toast else I will get some very hot slaps.Then you will hear things like 'you nor get respect?','you nor know your age? n bla bla bla.
But now when the same guy is 25years old and she is 30 or even 40 years you will begin to hear 'age is just a number','what matters in marriage is love','I love him'
Ladies why?

This page is 419,I have to thread softly