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lol Not me though but I read this in a website where a guy said he get turn on anytime her girlfriend reacts to be jealous. Shockingly, a commenter commented and said he also have a friend who also have a similar fetish. Is there any guy or lady like that on Nairaland too?
The poster simply wrote

"I dont know why but knowing that she is being
jealous turn me extremelly on"

pary

I am sure

Nigerians didn't know a worst government is coming which is APC that will bring the greatest hardship on Nigeria.

Awon omo Ajebo

Kobicove:
Not all beautiful women give birth to beautiful daughters

Gbam!

lol

When you observe that your own biological daughter is actually ugly. What will come to your mind? I sometimes wonder how the parents of these ugly girl do think in their mind anytime they sight the magnificient ugliness endowned on their daughter e.g when she just arrive from a university break, when she just finish doing make up and after she just wore her most beautiful cloth and yet she still look very ugly in it. As a mother or father what will you do?

obonujoker:
Lailai.... Buhari till 2023..... lemme ask Beremx....

. I am sure you are joking

MasterKim:
TRASH!! Wat du u mean funny. Hw can a dialect be funny? Are dey cracking joke in d dialect or wat

are u Yoruba?

hideraoluwa:
Alright.

uwlcm

hideraoluwa:
Lol. Which One Is Ijegba Now? I'm Ijebu...

lol IJEGBA na mixture of Ijebu and egba since you are good in both.. Na Wole soyinka coin that word o

hideraoluwa:
All Are Funny Especially Oyo And Egba.. I Can Speak Ijebu And Egba Dielects...

you are an IJEGBA ni yen o

Seun this should be in the culture section

no be small matter

I wish Nigerians would be highly democratic by voting out the current administration coming 2019. This will trigger fear into the heart of the new government that if they fumble like APC too they will be kicked out too. PDP was much innocent but they were kicked out. APC is far much worst and guilty and I am expecting them to be kicked out too. If Nigeria ahould exhibit their political and democratic illetracy come 2019 then I will travel out of this country cos I can't afford to suffer twice.

If it is true. Then nice o

Well I do check suitable ads on Nairaland to click on. So I saw this one by real time traffic information http://www.rtti.info/ and. I love it. It shows info about how traffic is in many part of Lagos is presently. Well Seun we need more beautiful ads @ lalasticlala . Kudos

akankemi1:
very untrue...

You mean very on true instead of untrue?

Sugarbear007:
Op wat of size of d middle finger

Fake and unreliable proof

HOW TO KNOW IF IT IS BIG OR SMALL Wow good news to the lady who may want to marry but doubting if their boyfriend thing down there is big or small. A lot of ladies want it big but most are not sure of it (especially born again christian lady) until their marriage night which may lead many ladies to dissapointment on sighting it small on wedding night. But it's too late cos you are married already. Ok how can i know as a lady if it is big or small without sexual intercourse? Ok let us go.. The most effective way is to know if he has it big or small is to Check if he has a facial hair e.g beard. A man without beard means he has a low testosterene secretion wish will also indirectly affect the size of his third leg. Well, I don't mean those who just shaved o but at least you would have monitor him over the time if he has facial hair or not. A Thick or bushy eyebrow could also be an indicator of a big third leg. Another way to know is to check his muscles, if he look week, tired and often behave feminine, it may be the sign of a low testosterene secretion causing small joystick. Also the more agile he is, the higher the chance of him having a big thing. In one word, the hormone testosterene makes a man, the lower the secretions, the hgher the weakness of the man and vice versa which will lead to poor develepment of many male sexual characteristics altogether.

funny response

Her ex boy friend told her she is ugly only for her to go social media to confirm if it is true.Ok Is she Ugly?

HughJazz:
you are a bloody idiot. That's what happens when you spend oil money anyhow during the boom years.you are just reaping what the previous government sowed.

What! You still blame previous innocent government for your FAILURES? Hmm this party is demonic

obailala:
If the last govt with $100+ oil price could not complete any serious project in 5 years, if they could still owe subsidies and had to borrow trillions to even pay salaries (when oil price only just started dipping), cant you see it makes no sense asking why this current govt (which is getting roughly just 40% of the revenue the last guys got) is also borrowing for basic things?

With a revenue dip of up to 60%, you are asking me why the current givt is borrowing. Before I explain that, why dont you tell us why the last govt which didnt suffer this same revenue drop also borrowed in trillions?... While you are at it, why dont you also explain what value the last govt added with over N55 trillion gotten from oil sales?

APC is another name for FRAUD.

Iamwrath:
If you are already complaining of Garri

Biko contact Patience Jonathan to give you $1000 out of the $5.9 court released to her


Or Ask Asari Dokubo to send money from his University , just 200k to your account

or Ask Tompolo to borrow you 1M out of the 40B frozen in his skye bank account


Ask for 100K from Olisa Metuah

Ask Stella Oduah to donate 50K to your cause


And Frog Eyez Denziani to loan you just 10M from her $20B loot

Ohhh, you are saying it's impossible ??

Exactly ,

Some people haven't gotten their country yet , but they are already complaining , i hope what they plan to drink is their oil and feast on their crude crumbs


He nor consyn me sha

that did not stop this current government from been the worst the worst so far. Jonathan peeps are better managers of the economy.

laribari:
Of cos there is corruption everywhere even at grassroot now, so it's apparent that money has been embezzled there.

I understand it is a Mercedes-Benz product and their cars are usually very strong, expensive and durable. However, the question is was it bought brand new or akube. The picture may be old now but could have been bought long before now.

That should determine if it's a hit or miss.

It is a new bus . Maybe just bought less than a week ago or during the weekend.

It is currently causing controversy on social media. The Students union president was condemn for buying such an ugly bus for 3Million naira. Some said the ever dynamic OAU Students' union will reject this bus as a gift not to talk of buying it themselves while others condemn it for not befitting the image of a Union as that of Great Ife. What do you think?

APC has destroyed this nation completely. They were too full of themselves before election. I score the 7/100
7%. This is the worst government in history. Garrii! That was stable during PDP regime. N100 N70 N120 etc. So bad a government!

APC has destroyed this nation completely. They were too full of themselves before election. I score the 7/100
7%. This is the worst government in history. Garrii! That was stable during PDP regime. N100 N70 N120 etc. So bad a government!

Jman06:
So much ignorance in your post my dear. If i may ask, where are you working? Lol @no company designs a drug without a biochemist. They are not even needed to design food supplement let alone drugs because pharmacists can do that with much more expertise. Stop looking at those biochemists that got employed in the 90s and early 2000s things av changed now. And yes, biochemists are not professionals because they don't have ethically defined jobs they are licensed to do

You seniors and lecturers have deceived you too

AjiChris:
What abt plant biology?

plant biology, botany, crop protection, horticulture, forestry are all birds of a feather